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Posted: 1/4/2006 11:18:40 AM EDT
Of all the things to see in the local paper today...

Fans create the Norris legend
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 11:26:30 AM EDT
[#1]
when chuck norris decides it's time for the world to end, he will clone himself, and he and his clone will simultaneously roundhouse kick each other in the head. The resulting release of energy will destroy the entire universe.
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 11:34:29 AM EDT
[#2]
LOL
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 11:53:34 AM EDT
[#3]
The hunting one kills me.  

(no pun intended)

(unless Chuck wants it to be a pun)


(then it would be)
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 11:54:38 AM EDT
[#4]
There is no such thing as evolution. Only a list of animals that Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 11:59:43 AM EDT
[#5]
I had not seen the slow Tuesday one yet.  I was bustin' up.
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 12:05:26 PM EDT
[#6]
That is too funny, I have liked him since his brand new Black Belt competition days. A student I trained drew him as a refree in a tournement, said he got to talkto him in the dressing rom, said he is just a really nice guy, and funny.
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 2:38:57 PM EDT
[#7]
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