DUSTYS PERFECT WOMAN PART 2 ***WITH PIC!***

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - DUSTYS PERFECT WOMAN PART 2 ***WITH PIC!*** (Page 1 of 2)

Posted: 1/3/2006 9:22:39 AM EDT

Ok, so last night I'm reading some stuff, written by a woman, and I'm laughing so hard I'm crying at part of it, almost yelling "RIGHT ON" at other parts, and generally being in agreement with everything that I've read her write so far. Her ideas are very similar to mine except she's far more intelligent than I could ever be and more articulate than anyone I've ever known in my life. She's older, which is cool, but I might be to young for her. I think I'm in love though

Ya'll might know her.

Anne "ruger is a girls best friend" Coulter

Posted: 1/3/2006 9:23:14 AM EDT

[#1]

So, when does the stalking begin?

Posted: 1/3/2006 9:23:42 AM EDT

[#2]

Ya, I'd hit it post haste.

Posted: 1/3/2006 9:23:54 AM EDT

[#3]

Wait till you see a full body shot of her. You'll be afraid of hurting her with just a little thrusting.

Posted: 1/3/2006 9:25:00 AM EDT

[#4]

I know her very well. I have had a close relationship with her for years. We have spent many days together in court.

I have the restraining orders to prove it.

Posted: 1/3/2006 9:25:15 AM EDT

[#5]

My ONLY beef with Ann is that she smokes a lot from what I've read.

Other than that, she's great. Right up there with Thomas Sowell in the "Only articles I cheer in my idiotic liberal newspaper" category.

Posted: 1/3/2006 9:26:27 AM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
Wait till you see a full body shot of her. You'll be afraid of hurting her with just a little thrusting.

Ya, but if he marries her, she'll fatten right up. I guarantold ya!

Posted: 1/3/2006 9:27:39 AM EDT

[#7]

Too skinny.

She smokes.

She resorts to insults too quickly.

I'll pass.

Posted: 1/3/2006 9:28:34 AM EDT

[#8]

She needs to brush them teeth and then I'd hit it.

Posted: 1/3/2006 9:33:30 AM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
Too skinny.

She smokes.

She resorts to insults too quickly.

I'll pass.

She could use a sammich or eighty.

Posted: 1/3/2006 9:52:05 AM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Too skinny.

She smokes.

She resorts to insults too quickly.

I'll pass.

She could use a sammich or eighty.

At least you won't get lost in the blubber.

Posted: 1/3/2006 9:54:06 AM EDT

[#11]

Posted: 1/3/2006 9:54:38 AM EDT

[#12]

Funny, I have yet to read anything titled "My Perfect Man, Dusty C."

Posted: 1/3/2006 10:17:27 AM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
Funny, I have yet to read anything titled "My Perfect Man, Dusty C."

And you never will. At least, that I've written.

Posted: 1/3/2006 10:19:08 AM EDT

[#14]

Posted: 1/3/2006 10:20:01 AM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
I know her very well. I have had a close relationship with her for years. We have spent many days together in court.

I have the restraining orders to prove it.

Posted: 1/3/2006 10:20:18 AM EDT

[#16]

Keep your mitts off my woman, boy!

Posted: 1/3/2006 2:10:09 PM EDT

[#17]

Damn fine lookin' woman.
So she is a smoker; well then I guess I would be willing to try some smoked pie!h.gif

Posted: 1/3/2006 2:16:26 PM EDT

[#18]

While I appreciate her beliefs.. I think she is nasty...

Posted: 1/3/2006 2:30:03 PM EDT

[#19]

Too much mouth flapping on that model. Sure you like what she has to say now but after you get her home and she starts bitching about you not taking out the garbage, putting the toilet seat down, telling you how stupid you are for even trying to argue with her...etc....etc.... then you'll wish she would just STFU.

Posted: 1/3/2006 2:32:57 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
While I appreciate her beliefs.. I think she is nasty...

+1

Posted: 1/3/2006 2:34:15 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
Too skinny.

She smokes.

She resorts to insults too quickly.

+1

Plus, I find her arrogant and condescending, even when she is NOT right.

Blech.

Y'all can have her.

Posted: 1/3/2006 2:35:23 PM EDT

[#22]

Shes too ignorant. I suppose if you are just in it for the s3x, then I guess that wouldnt matter.

There still is something about here that I just can't get over.

This on the other hand

Posted: 1/3/2006 2:36:56 PM EDT

[#23]

I like women that know sammich architecture, not politics.

Posted: 1/3/2006 2:37:01 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
Quoted:
While I appreciate her beliefs.. I think she is nasty...

+1

-1.........Ann's a hottie

Posted: 1/3/2006 2:38:17 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
Too much mouth flapping on that model. Sure you like what she has to say now but after you get her home and she starts bitching about you not taking out the garbage, putting the toilet seat down, telling you how stupid you are for even trying to argue with her...etc....etc.... then you'll wish she would just STFU.

I'd have no problem with her, when I got tired of hearing her bitch, I'd just tell her the STFU before I slapped her in the mouth with my dick....................................and if she didn't shut up, I'd do it.

MLW>"<

Posted: 1/3/2006 2:40:51 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
My ONLY beef with Ann is that she smokes a lot from what I've read.
.

She'd be smokin alot when I got done with her....

Posted: 1/3/2006 3:57:22 PM EDT

[#27]

Posted: 1/3/2006 4:05:34 PM EDT

[#28]

Ann Coulter's mind in Selma Hayek's body....... Now that would be nice....

Posted: 1/3/2006 4:22:04 PM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
Too much mouth flapping on that model. Sure you like what she has to say now but after you get her home and she starts bitching about you not taking out the garbage, putting the toilet seat down, telling you how stupid you are for even trying to argue with her...etc....etc.... then you'll wish she would just STFU.

Yeah, those oh-so-entertaining little remarks that she has in her columns and on TV are always good for a chuckle...until she sends one your way for taking too long to find a parking spot, or for stopping off with a guys for a couple of brewskis after work.

Posted: 1/3/2006 4:29:32 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Too skinny.

She smokes.

She resorts to insults too quickly.

+1

Plus, I find her arrogant and condescending, even when she is NOT right.

Blech.

Y'all can have her.

Yep. She is all venom and insults.

Posted: 1/3/2006 4:33:09 PM EDT

[#31]

Ann Coulter Rock's. She's a good lookin gal and kick's those democrats butts...... I would nominate her for president.

Posted: 1/3/2006 5:34:07 PM EDT

[#32]

I'd hit her in the keister, mostly cuz I'm afraid her pie will bite my fuck stick off.

Posted: 1/3/2006 6:12:39 PM EDT

[#33]

She is the only woman my wife has given me permission to stalk if something happens to her. When and if I sweep her off her feet you will all be invited to the Vegas wedding.

Posted: 1/3/2006 6:25:02 PM EDT

[#34]

Amazing how many of you are afraid of a strong-minded woman. Y'all wearin' yer wifebeaters right now?

Honestly, you people wouldn't last 3 minutes with Mrs. samsong if you think Ann Coulter's too mean. I LOVE Ann.

OTOH, Mrs. samsong hates her.

Posted: 1/3/2006 6:25:27 PM EDT

[#35]

I fucked ann coulter in the ass.

Posted: 1/3/2006 9:07:30 PM EDT

[#36]

is that necessary?

Posted: 1/3/2006 9:11:12 PM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:
I like women that know sammich architecture, not politics.

I like 'em less when they're uppity.

Posted: 1/3/2006 9:51:10 PM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:
I fucked ann coulter in the ass.

Be original, and a lil eloquent, if your gonna talk about stuffin somebodies bumper.

Posted: 1/3/2006 9:51:49 PM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:
Quoted:
I fucked ann coulter in the ass.

Be original, and a lil eloquent, if your gonna talk about stuffin somebodies bumper.

But I really did it!

Posted: 1/4/2006 3:41:41 AM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
I fucked ann coulter in the ass.

Be original, and a lil eloquent, if your gonna talk about stuffin somebodies bumper.

But I really did it!

Blow-up dolls with a masking tape name tag don't count.

Thanks for trying.

Posted: 1/4/2006 4:20:24 AM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Too skinny.

She smokes.

She resorts to insults too quickly.

+1

Plus, I find her arrogant and condescending, even when she is NOT right.

Blech.

Y'all can have her.

Yep. She is all venom and insults.

And she's correct. Which hurts all the more.

She calls 'em as she sees 'em. And she gets the liberals in my town VERY upset, because deep down, they know she's correct in her judgments. The truth hurts.

And jangled Dems are a good thing- keeps 'em off balance.

Hey- Paul Krugman of the NYT sends out his vast pronouncements from on high, full of errors, but nobody says boo, and he's even more vitriolic towards the center and right. Where's the outrage towards him?

Nobody ever got far in American politics by being nice.