Oklahoma drivers rejoice!!!!!!!!!

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Oklahoma drivers rejoice!!!!!!!!!

Posted: 12/30/2005 3:39:54 PM EDT

I'm moving to detective on Tuesday. This is my last day on patrol for at least six months.

Downside- I don't get to write tickets to assholes anymore.

Upside- I might get a chance to shoot more dogs.

Posted: 12/30/2005 3:56:57 PM EDT

[#1]

I guess congrats are in order?

Posted: 12/30/2005 4:00:44 PM EDT

[#2]

Will this require a change in duty ammunition, to dispatch those 4 legged targets a little better.

Posted: 12/30/2005 4:09:48 PM EDT

[#3]

Does this mean I can go back to drag racing on Broadway again?

j/k congrats on the promotion

Posted: 12/30/2005 4:10:50 PM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
Upside- I might get a chance to shoot more dogs.

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Posted: 12/30/2005 4:11:50 PM EDT

[#5]

Little old lady: How do you shoot those poor little doggies?

Sherrick: Easy lady, I don't lead them as much.

Posted: 12/30/2005 4:14:48 PM EDT

[#6]

Detective?

What about the dogs then?
Can they rejoice now too?

Posted: 12/30/2005 4:19:29 PM EDT

[#7]

The big difference is that now he has to interview all the neighbors and the residents' High School chums before shooting the dogs.

"Did he ever have any big dogs, ever say he wanted a big dog?"

"Ever talk about hiding a dog, say under the porch or in the potted plants by the front door?"

"Have a lot of dogs over to visit, did he? Or maybe sit on the porch looking at the "D" volume of the encyclopedia?"

"OK. Thanks, citizen."

Posted: 12/30/2005 4:30:07 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
The big difference is that now he has to interview all the neighbors and the residents' High School ~~chums~~ chicks before shooting the dogs.

"Did he ever have any big dogs, ever say he wanted a big dog?"

"Ever talk about hiding a dog, say under the porch or in the potted plants by the front door?"

"Have a lot of dogs over to visit, did he? Or maybe sit on the porch looking at the "D" volume of the encyclopedia?"

"OK. Thanks, ~~citizen~~ civilian."

Made a couple of changes.

Posted: 12/30/2005 4:30:48 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
Does this mean I can go back to drag racing on Broadway again?

j/k congrats on the promotion

I prefer Danforth, less traffic.

Posted: 12/30/2005 5:44:41 PM EDT

[#10]

well hey Detective, I want to report a hit and run that occured week or so before christmas on memorial and western, this big assed buck jumped in front of my car and I hit it and it jumped up and ran onto the kilpatrick, as for racing I prefer that little industrial strip on kelly just north of memorial.

MLW>"<

Posted: 12/30/2005 6:21:22 PM EDT

[#11]

So, no more Wal-Mart???

Posted: 12/30/2005 6:25:29 PM EDT

[#12]

Congrats!

Posted: 12/30/2005 6:38:59 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
well hey Detective, I want to report a hit and run that occured week or so before christmas on memorial and western, this big assed buck jumped in front of my car and I hit it and it jumped up and ran onto the kilpatrick, as for racing I prefer that little industrial strip on kelly just north of memorial.
MLW>"<

You and everyone else!

Posted: 12/30/2005 6:39:30 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
So, no more Wal-Mart???

That was just for Christmas. I still have to pick up my last paycheck though.

Posted: 12/30/2005 6:42:47 PM EDT

[#15]

There's nothing to rejoice here. The way I see it, they replaced you with a new model.

You guys in Ok are really screwed now, the new guy has a faster patrol car and more pens.

j/k

Congrats on making detective sherrick13!

Posted: 12/30/2005 6:44:39 PM EDT

[#16]

Sorry guys, but you cannot relax. They just graduated 49 new OHP troopers and one of them is now doing his FTO part in GArfield County, OK. Look out for J536. He will be one tough dude, he gets that from his dad (or so says Mrs. Nick710)

Posted: 12/30/2005 6:45:27 PM EDT

[#17]

I rejoice every day that I don't have to drive in Oklahoma.

Posted: 12/30/2005 6:49:00 PM EDT

[#18]

Then Burley, that would be your loss, and our gain!

Posted: 12/30/2005 6:49:13 PM EDT

[#19]

Congrats on your promotion and thanks for your service. Scott

Posted: 12/30/2005 6:52:00 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
Then Burley, that would be your loss, and our gain!

The only loss I would be having is from all the wrecks in OKC and Lawton.

Posted: 12/30/2005 6:55:17 PM EDT

[#21]

Was that you that pulled me over a few months ago for not wearing my seatbelt?

Posted: 12/30/2005 7:34:40 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
Was that you that pulled me over a few months ago for not wearing my seatbelt?

Not me, seatbelt laws are unconstitutional and I don't enforce them.

Posted: 12/30/2005 8:51:46 PM EDT

[#23]

I guess it's safe to go back to Durant then. Been awhile since I played bingo and I never did like the bars in Colbert anyway.

Posted: 12/30/2005 9:06:18 PM EDT

[#24]

Hey! Congratulations!!!

Posted: 12/31/2005 5:40:40 AM EDT

[#25]

What area were you in? I live at Coffee Creek and Kelly.

Posted: 12/31/2005 8:12:11 AM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
well hey Detective, I want to report a hit and run that occured week or so before christmas on memorial and western, this big assed buck jumped in front of my car and I hit it and it jumped up and ran onto the kilpatrick, as for racing I prefer that little industrial strip on kelly just north of memorial.

MLW>"<

Thats in oklahoma City..

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