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Posted: 12/30/2005 4:44:27 AM EDT
Heaven is paradise right? Driving a fine car is like heaven right? Therefore Jesus must drive a fine car right?
What do you think, luxury? sports? prestige luxury? supercar? I say Corvette because he's kinda everyman. 
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Posted: 12/30/2005 4:46:21 AM EDT
[#1]
Honda. 'Cause the Gospels mention Jesus and his disciples being in one Accord.
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Posted: 12/30/2005 4:47:06 AM EDT
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In heaven he drives a Bentley all blinged out.
While he was here on Earth he drove beat up old pickup truck. How do you think they got the loaves and fishes distributed? |
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Posted: 12/30/2005 4:47:43 AM EDT
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That's hilarious. |
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Posted: 12/30/2005 4:49:24 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/30/2005 4:52:19 AM EDT
[#5]
gotta say dump truck, how else is he gonna carry around all the souls he's saving.
MLW>"< |
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Posted: 12/30/2005 4:54:50 AM EDT
[#6]
A 91 corolla with a bent frame, lime green metallic paint, a bondo-color skirt, a fart can, and a naked lady holographic sticker on the back.
All my friends know the low rider The low rider is a little higher Low rider drives a little slower Low rider is a real goer Low rider knows every street yeah! Low rider is the one to meet yeah! Low rider don't use no gas now Low rider don't drive to fast Take a little trip Take a little trip Take a little trip and see Take a little trip Take a little trip Take a little trip with me Oh, I thought you meant Jesus the gardener. Jesus the messiah guy drove a VW Bus. |
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Posted: 12/30/2005 4:55:09 AM EDT
[#7]
Some kind of hot rod; He sure did a good job when he built mine.
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Posted: 12/30/2005 4:58:44 AM EDT
[#8]
Jesus walks on water and can perform miracles. He hardly needs a car!!! He probably just wills himself from one point to another.
- rem |
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Posted: 12/30/2005 4:59:41 AM EDT
[#9]
Mustang GT of course!
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Posted: 12/30/2005 5:05:20 AM EDT
[#10]
Mustang GT's are the poor man's go fast car.
I highly doubt he is going to be in one of those. At the very least a Saleen S7. - rem
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Posted: 12/30/2005 5:05:36 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/30/2005 5:08:07 AM EDT
[#12]
Lambroghini Diabolo...just for the irony of it and because he can.
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Posted: 12/30/2005 5:10:44 AM EDT
[#13]
A 2006 Ford pickup. I hear they come with heated tailgates. So when they break down in the winter, he can keep his hands warm pushing it down the side of the road.
j/k
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Posted: 12/30/2005 5:11:48 AM EDT
[#14]
Right 
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Posted: 12/30/2005 5:17:05 AM EDT
[#15]
A yellow yugo
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Posted: 12/30/2005 5:18:06 AM EDT
[#16]
It could also be a Pontiac Tempest! 
BigDozer66 |
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Posted: 12/30/2005 5:48:07 AM EDT
[#17]
One of his many classics
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Posted: 12/30/2005 5:54:51 AM EDT
[#18]
He doesn't drive he just rides in the back of his limo.
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Posted: 12/30/2005 5:56:25 AM EDT
[#19]
 Or  If he's more into modern stuff. Jesus seems like a great appreciator of the classics to me, though. |
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Posted: 12/30/2005 5:58:21 AM EDT
[#20]
He rides on the back of Chuck Noris!
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Posted: 12/30/2005 5:59:53 AM EDT
[#21]
Public transportation.
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Posted: 12/30/2005 6:12:15 AM EDT
[#22]
Scholars have finally come to a consensus. Jesus would drive a Honda:
 Either that or Ho Chi Minh sandals |
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Posted: 12/30/2005 6:18:04 AM EDT
[#23]
i go along with the bumper sticker:
Jesus was a carpenter, so he must be driving a pickup truck. |
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Posted: 12/30/2005 6:22:04 AM EDT
[#24]
Pope mobile of course!
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Posted: 12/30/2005 6:25:54 AM EDT
[#25]
Knowing Jesus he would probably drive around in a golf cart but the devil would go all out.
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Posted: 12/30/2005 6:31:39 AM EDT
[#26]
Thanx NoVaGator I needed that
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Posted: 12/30/2005 6:35:10 AM EDT
[#27]
Probably a ' CHRIST-LYR ' [Chrysler]
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Posted: 12/30/2005 6:39:56 AM EDT
[#28]
We have a winner!!!!! |
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Posted: 12/30/2005 6:42:57 AM EDT
[#29]
Not on the Christ-ler (good pun though).
The only transportation he ever had in the holy land was a donkey or small colt (depending on translation). Therefore, he must drive a Mustang! |
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Posted: 12/30/2005 6:45:33 AM EDT
[#30]
Yes, yes, but what kind of plastic figurine does he have duct taped to the dashboard?
I don't care if it rains or freezes, 'long as I got my plastic Jesus riding on the dashboard of my car... |
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Posted: 12/30/2005 6:47:22 AM EDT
[#31]
You guys are forgetting one thing...the Vatican is in Italy...therefore what ever Jesus drives MUST be an Italian car....take your pick
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Posted: 12/30/2005 6:47:47 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/30/2005 6:52:45 AM EDT
[#33]
Jesus drive!? get real...
the dude's got a chauffeur. |
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Posted: 12/30/2005 7:00:44 AM EDT
[#34]
i figure it's a plastic hula dancer. and naked lady mudflaps
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Posted: 12/30/2005 7:01:30 AM EDT
[#35]
The dude walks on water - why would he need a car?
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Posted: 12/30/2005 7:06:37 AM EDT
[#36]
Jesus Chrysler Supercar!
Coming to a theatre parking lot near you! |
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Posted: 12/30/2005 7:07:12 AM EDT
[#37]
Could he walk on water at 80 mph? |
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Posted: 12/30/2005 7:09:52 AM EDT
[#38]
Last time I saw Jesus, he wasn't driving...
he was riding in the back with the rest of the landscape crew. |
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Posted: 12/30/2005 7:10:25 AM EDT
[#39]
 or  Oh, and this is what John Kerry drives: 
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Posted: 12/30/2005 7:10:40 AM EDT
[#40]
Of course! |
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Posted: 12/30/2005 7:14:39 AM EDT
[#41]
he's a carpenter, he drives a 4wd pickup...d'uh!
either that or a unimog to haul his apostles around in... ETA: damn, didn't see skycat's post!
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Posted: 12/30/2005 7:19:57 AM EDT
[#42]
A station wagon, its the car of a sheperd
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Posted: 12/30/2005 7:28:50 AM EDT
[#43]
Jesus doesn't have time to tool around on the roads, he's got places to go and people to Save! Also, unlimited funds.
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Posted: 12/30/2005 7:29:52 AM EDT
[#44]
why drive when you can fly? I'm certain He has a jeep for fun also though.
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Posted: 12/30/2005 8:16:02 AM EDT
[#45]
wouldn't be a mustang then, dodge made a compact car in the early 80s and named it the "Colt", everybody that drove one looked like they had a bad case of the ass. MLW>"< |
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Posted: 12/30/2005 8:32:47 AM EDT
[#46]
Also when Jesus and the angles want to go out in large numbers they sometimes use a C130
 
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Posted: 12/30/2005 8:37:47 AM EDT
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JOKE:
A teenager asked his father if he could borrow the car. The father replied: "Not until you get your hair cut!" Trying to think of a smart reply, the son said: "but .... but ...... Jesus had long hair!" The father replied: "Yeah, and he walked everywhere he went!" |
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Posted: 12/30/2005 9:02:17 AM EDT
[#48]
......
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Posted: 12/30/2005 9:03:21 AM EDT
[#49]
He's been doing much better since then...Jesus has his own ride now 
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Posted: 12/30/2005 9:56:15 AM EDT
[#50]
A Diablo?
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