I'm all like, "Iron my shirts, bitch!"

Quoted: I'm all like, "Iron my shirts, bitch!"

Do the dishes and make sure they're clean this time!

Make me a sammich!!

Don't bitch about every little thing!

At least a hooker won't ask you how you feel about her or why you didn't ask how her day went.

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10 foot pole.

Quoted: Quoted: I'm all like, "Iron my shirts, bitch!" Do the dishes and make sure they're clean this time!

And leave me the fuck alone!

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I'm all like, "Iron my shirts, bitch!" Do the dishes and make sure they're clean this time! And leave me the fuck alone!

you don't pay um  for sex you pay um to leave

So you ever picked up a TV hooker?

If so were you surprised or did you know about it beforehand.

Quoted: I'm all like, "Iron my shirts, bitch!"

Hell I'd settle for her being ready to leave when it's time to leave.

Quoted: So you ever picked up a TV hooker? If so were you surprised or did you know about it beforehand.

Ahem! [Uncle Rico]Back in 83[/Uncle Rico], I was in the E club at NAS Memphis drinking with some other young Marines. We were all pretty green. Still shitting Parris Island chow. Anyways, one of the guys says he's hooked us up with some girls. He brings them over to the table. I see a problem right away, they were black, Not my thing. Forgive me, I wasn't quite as seasoned then as I am now. So being 18 and drunk and a hard charging Marine, I go with it. We all pile in to their car and off to the local motel we go. I'm in the back seat with this one and now I get a good look at "her". It's the black "call girl" from Risky Business. Now I know we are about to get rolled or worse. Visons of my decomposing body begin to dance in my head. So I wait until we get out of the car and pull the other two guys aside and fill them in. We pull the gate pass off the dash and run like hell, stumbling and laughing the whole way back to base. It made for a great story back at the club and I just knew my time in the Corps was going to be a blast. Which it was.

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I'm all like, "Iron my shirts, bitch!" Do the dishes and make sure they're clean this time! And leave me the fuck alone! you don't pay um  for sex you pay um to leave

A-fucking men!

And i am taking your sister out tommorow

Quoted: And i am taking your sister out tommorow

Hell I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister.

What's she look like?

You haven't been pimping her out for ammo crates again, have you?

Quoted: Holy chit.  Wrong thread. <----runs like hell

Diet Coke?... check.

PowerBook?... check.

Snorted Diet Coke on PowerBook?... check.

Quoted: Holy chit.  Wrong thread. <----runs like hell

girl, you sure do end up in ALOT of these 'wrong threads' lately.....


just sayin'


TXL

Yeah, like get the fuck out when I'm done.