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Posted: 12/28/2005 9:16:33 AM EDT
I was sitting here minding my own business when out of no where, my head was grabbed, slammed in between two boobies and repeadtley pummeled by them.

Should I call the cops?
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 9:17:23 AM EDT
[#1]
Show off!

Link Posted: 12/28/2005 9:18:19 AM EDT
[#2]
Cracka down!!!
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 9:18:38 AM EDT
[#3]
Absolutely. Make them recreate the crime scene.........over and over
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 9:18:38 AM EDT
[#4]
it was a booby trap!
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 9:19:29 AM EDT
[#5]
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 9:19:33 AM EDT
[#6]
You were slapped in the face by boobies and you are already on here posting?

You get done that fast?  Must be hell on your wife.
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 9:20:58 AM EDT
[#7]
Happens to me when I spend too much time on the net.  You need to whip out lil bama shooter and smack her across the face with that (not too hard)...let me know how it goes
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 9:22:24 AM EDT
[#8]
Man Boobs !  It's a trap !

Link Posted: 12/28/2005 9:22:28 AM EDT
[#9]
I think I will set up the video camera and see if I can get the perp to do it again. Evidence.
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 9:22:39 AM EDT
[#10]
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 9:26:20 AM EDT
[#11]
minus ten points for lack of photographic evidence.  jeez...
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 9:27:49 AM EDT
[#12]
You need to document the crime with pictures as evidence. Post the pics here so we can determine if a crime did in fact occur.
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 9:29:18 AM EDT
[#13]
I miss the Bama grill.

Link Posted: 12/28/2005 9:29:31 AM EDT
[#14]
I'll investigate this crime for you, free of charge.

I just need to inspect the offending mammaries.
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 9:30:13 AM EDT
[#15]



you need to call the bank and find out how much money you can take out in singles.


Link Posted: 12/28/2005 9:33:14 AM EDT
[#16]
Oh, hell. She did it again. I'm still dizzy.
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 9:34:12 AM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:
Oh, hell. She did it again. I'm still dizzy.



I'm getting a little dizzy just hearing about it
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 9:34:24 AM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:
I think I will set up the video camera and see if I can get the perp to do it again. Evidence.



You must post said video here for our panel of 'experts' to determine if this was an actual assault or not!  
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 9:41:29 AM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:
Oh, hell. She did it again. I'm still dizzy.



umm, she's hinting for you to get your ass off the computer.

like now.

Link Posted: 12/28/2005 9:43:06 AM EDT
[#20]
How precious!  I say that in this circumstance you should definitely do what Golum would do...

Inappropriate picture for some (warning):
The Golum Method


PS:  Does this violate board conduct codes?
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 9:45:20 AM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:
Man Boobs !  It's a trap !


eeewww...that just gave me an unpleasant image...can you say "fight club"?

"he hooters"
"man teats"
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 9:50:23 AM EDT
[#22]
Was it this kid?:



Link Posted: 12/28/2005 9:51:10 AM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:
I think I will set up the video camera and see if I can get the perp to do it again. Evidence.



Set them up the trap!



And post pics.
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 10:46:32 AM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:
How precious!  I say that in this circumstance you should definitely do what Golum would do...

Inappropriate picture for some (warning):
The Golum Method


PS:  Does this violate board conduct codes?



 
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 10:48:50 AM EDT
[#25]
If there is not photo evidence of such incursion in TF within the hour, we shall have to out you as a troll and heretic of the worst order.
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 10:49:03 AM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:
I was sitting here minding my own business when out of no where, my head was grabbed, slammed in between two boobies and repeadtley pummeled by them.

Should I call the cops?



Yeah, call me.  I'll be right over.
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 10:54:50 AM EDT
[#27]
Listen...we remember the summer BBQ days pictures...so why not some winter stuff too?

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