Heard this on the radio tonight on the way home some punk band
I thougt of here immedately  LOL
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Christmas night of the living dead


Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa I dreamt that there were zombies right
outside my window christmas lights hungy for some flesh to
eat, but I was hungry for a fight the living dead they walk
the earth to bite on your where death may come my christmas
night of the living dead my face is green and the snow is red
Whoa Whoa Im breaking bones with my bare hands theres
hundreds of them closing in Im running out of ammo now I
need to get the axe again to split some heads in two and by
to see their bodies falling down struggle to survive the
christmas night when zombies came to town christmas night
of the living dead my face is green and the snow is red I
creeped them with the shotgun blast straight to the head
bloody it trails staring eyes now im the living dead
christmas night of the living dead my face is green
and the snow is red Whoa Whoa christmas night of the
living dead we won't rest until your dead

I can't get the tune...

heres the my space page
Im trying to find a MP3 or something www.myspace.com/mxpx

Surveys says "that blows"

I like Mr. Garrisons (South Park) Merry Fucking Christmas.


I heard there is no Christmas,
In the silly Middle East..
No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus,
They have different religious beliefs...
They believe in Muhammad,
And not in our holiday...
And so every December,
I go to the Middle East and say...

Hey there Mr Muslim, Merry Fucking Christmas
Put down that book, The Koran
And hear some holiday wishes
Incase you haven't noticed,
It's Jesus's Birthday
So get off your heathen Muslim ass
And fucking celebrate.

There is no holiday season in India,
I've heard..
They don't hang up their stockings,
And that is just absurd..
They've never read a Christmas story,
They don't know what Rudolph is about...
And that's why in December,
I'll go to India and shout...

Hey there Mr Hinduist, Merry Fucking Christmas
Drink eggnog, and eat some beef
and pass it to the missus
Incase you haven't noticed,
It's Jesus's birthday
So get off your heathen Hindu ass,
And fucking celebrate.

Now I heard that in Japan,
Everyone just lives in sin...
They pray to several gods,
And put needles in their skin...
On December twenty-fifth,
all they do is eat a cake...
and that is why I'll go to Japan,
and walk around and say...

Hey there Mr Shintoist, Merry Fucking Christmas
God is gonna kick your ass You infidelic pagan scum.
Incase you haven't noticed,
There's festive things to do
So lets all rejoice for Jesus
and Merry Fucking Christmas to you.

On Christmas Day, I travel round the world and say..
Taoists, Korishnas, Buddists
and all you atheists too..
Merry Fucking Christmas to you.
Thank you, Mr Hat..

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