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Posted: 12/23/2005 1:07:00 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/23/2005 1:08:39 PM EDT
[#1]
HARTMAN
    Well ...no shit. What have we got here, a
    fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire
    your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come
    over to my house and fuck my sister.
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 1:11:23 PM EDT
[#2]
I don't need no stinkin' script. I've got the whole movie memorized!
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 1:17:35 PM EDT
[#3]
FMJ soundboards.

Knock yourselves out.  

www.ebaumsworld.com/jacket1.html

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Link Posted: 12/23/2005 1:24:40 PM EDT
[#4]
What the hell are Joker and Cowboy talking about when they are mopping the Head.ANd talking about how much to slip his tubesteak in to his sister??

Anyone????

Link Posted: 12/23/2005 1:43:22 PM EDT
[#5]
Quoted:
What the hell are Joker and Cowboy talking about when they are mopping the Head.ANd talking about how much to slip his tubesteak in to his sister??

Anyone????


it's supposed to be ghey slang for put it in my ass.

my favorite line:
HARTMAN

    Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's
    the slimy little communist shit twinkle-toed
    cocksucker down here, who just signed his
    own death warrant? Nobody, huh?! The fairy
    fucking godmother said it! Out-fucking-
    standing! I will P.T. you all until you fucking
    die! I'll P.T. you until your assholes are
    sucking buttermilk.

Link Posted: 12/23/2005 1:45:40 PM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
What the hell are Joker and Cowboy talking about when they are mopping the Head.ANd talking about how much to slip his tubesteak in to his sister??

Anyone????
"Tubesteak" is a euphemism for shoelace.
"Sister" is an old Marine Corps term for dress shoe.
"Mama" is an old Marine Corps term for combat boot.

They are discussing how to lace their footwear properly.
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 2:34:29 PM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
Quoted:
What the hell are Joker and Cowboy talking about when they are mopping the Head.ANd talking about how much to slip his tubesteak in to his sister??

Anyone????


it's supposed to be ghey slang for put it in my ass.

my favorite line:
HARTMAN

    Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's
    the slimy little communist shit twinkle-toed
    cocksucker down here, who just signed his
    own death warrant? Nobody, huh?! The fairy
    fucking godmother said it! Out-fucking-
    standing! I will P.T. you all until you fucking
    die! I'll P.T. you until your assholes are
    sucking buttermilk.

+1

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