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Posted: 12/23/2005 11:47:29 AM EDT
I was using the bathroom just now and noticed something stuck to my sock.  I picked the small, brown material off my sock and smelled it.  Luckily it wasn't sh!t.  But why do we smell things on our hands before washing it off?
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 11:48:16 AM EDT
[#1]
So that we know if it is good to eat.
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 11:48:29 AM EDT
[#2]
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 11:48:34 AM EDT
[#3]
What's this "WE" shit you keep talking about????
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 11:50:03 AM EDT
[#4]
could be chocolate
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 11:51:23 AM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
We?



That's what I was thinking. If something LOOKS like shit, I'm pretty satisfied with the assumption that it smells that way too-
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 11:51:29 AM EDT
[#6]
I let my dog sniff it. If he eats it, I know it was shit.
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 8:57:13 PM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:
I let my dog sniff it. If he eats it, I know it was shit.



Sounds like my yellow Lab.  I also have a black Lab, but I only end up cleaning one pile of shit per day.  Sometimes it doesn't hit the ground before the yellow Lab eats it.
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 9:04:10 PM EDT
[#8]
how did you poop on your sock?
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 9:04:29 PM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I let my dog sniff it. If he eats it, I know it was shit.



Sounds like my yellow Lab.  I also have a black Lab, but I only end up cleaning one pile of shit per day.  Sometimes it doesn't hit the ground before the yellow Lab eats it.



Yeah...

Why do dogs like to eat cat shit... Almost every dog I have known likes to eat cat turds...

Think about this before you let fido lick your face
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 9:04:57 PM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:
We?



+1, you got a mouse in your pocket?
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 9:05:24 PM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:
how did you poop on your sock?



He coulda used it to wipe his ass
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 9:18:44 PM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:
I let my dog sniff it. If he eats it, I know it was shit.



 Ohh, the truth, how it amuses so.


Link Posted: 12/23/2005 9:52:19 PM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:

Quoted:
how did you poop on your sock?



He coulda used it to wipe his ass



I prefer Extra soft Charmin myself...
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 9:54:38 PM EDT
[#14]

Link Posted: 12/23/2005 11:28:16 PM EDT
[#15]
If there's peanuts, chances are its a melted Snickers bar.

Do you feel lucky?



If there's corn in it, head right to the sink.  Chocolate and corn arent in candy.
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 11:30:57 PM EDT
[#16]
The same reason people look at the tissue after
the blow their nose . Or scratch their ass and smell
their fingers if they think no ones looking
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 11:53:49 PM EDT
[#17]
To determine how hard to scrub.
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 12:21:57 AM EDT
[#18]
I love it when someone says "Here, smell this.  It smells like shit!"  Now why the heck do I want to smell something that I was just told me smells like shit!?!?  I'll take their word for it, thankyouverymuch....
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 12:36:42 AM EDT
[#19]
I only check brown when it's on the bottom of my shoes(most of the time it's dirt).  I don't like tracking poo into the house and later sniffing and thinking WTF is that smell.  If I see something that is a color other than brown somewhere else I check.  
Link Posted: 12/24/2005 12:40:33 AM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:
We?



That was my FIRST thought!

Link Posted: 12/24/2005 12:42:19 AM EDT
[#21]
I have soft hands
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