Thought I'd share this, probably old but still funny.

The Night Before Christmas.

T,was the night before christmas
And all through the house
Everybody was shitty
Even the mouse

Mom at the whorehouse
And dad smoking grass
I'd just settled down
For a nice piece of ass

When out on the lawn
I heard such a clatter
I sprung from my piece
To see what the fuck was the matter

Then out on the lawn
I saw a big dick
I knew in a moment
It must be Saint Nick

He came down the chimney
Like a bat out of hell
I realised that instant
The fat fucker had fell

He filled all our stockings
With pretzels and beer
And a big rubber dick
For my brother, the queer

He rose up the chimney
with a thunderous fart
the son of a bitch
Blew the chimney apart

He swore and he cursed
As he rode out of sight
Piss on you all
And have a hell of a night!


have a great time guys, Merry Christmas
from the UK forum

Merry Christmas    

Right back at ya', big guy!

Merry Christmas to you and all others here. And, a happy Birthday to me today, too.

Merry Christmas, ya limey bastards, from your hilbilly cousin fuckin' friends across the pond.