Was in the break room today talking to a female employee.

There were 7 or 8 other people in the room

The female I was talking to is engaged to a Military guy who is on deployment.
Another female who is also engaged to a Military guy was listening to the conversation.

I mentioned how much fun female #1 was having at work the other day, out of the office and in the warehouse working getting dirty.
Female #1 says yea, she had a great time.
I mentioned that female #1 and the guy she was working with were really crawling around cleaning up.
Female #1 laughed and said yes, she was supprised that no one was talking abouyt her and the guy she was working with are not having an affair.
I laughed and asked why she would say that.
Female #1 said that everytime she looks at a guy rumors start that they are having an affair.
I laughed and said no way.
Female #2 says it's true, that both her and female #1 have had rumors about them having affairs.
I laugh again and say no way, you two are good girls.
Female #1 laughes and says that her and female #2 are having an affair.
I ask what do you mean.
Female #1 says that her and female #2 are having an affair together.
I ask what?
Female #1 says that her and female #2 are having an affair together.
Female #2 pips up and says it's true, we are haing an affair together.
So I ask can I watch.

Of course when I ask is when the female manager walks in.
I get the dirty look from the manager, she keeps walking.

One of the guys that heard the conversation starts braying like a whipped jackass about what I just said at volume level 11.

15 minutes later I am in the HRMs office explaining what happened.
45 minutes later me, female #1 and female #2 are in the HRMs office listening to him tell us not to talk about "sensitive subjects" like that at work again and to keep our affairs out of the work space.

what does that have to do with ARFCOM?  And furthermore, it is difficult to follow the characters, could you rename them like "Jill" and "Ann" or something for us?

So why damn  us and where are the pics damnit?

Quoted: what does that have to do with ARFCOM?

Can I watch....
Get both...

I swear, the next thing that I was going to say was pictures and rear ends....

DId you get #s?

IMO, if you are in the breakroom and on break it is none of their business what you talk about. If you talk only about work while on break, then you're not really on break then....

You should go cut the top off the female managers jeep

Yeah, yeah HR is a bunch o'turds.

So tell us more about the gals.

Quoted: what does that have to do with ARFCOM?  And furthermore, it is difficult to follow the characters, could you rename them like "Jill" and "Ann" or something for us?

+1

Where are the pics???

Quoted: Quoted: what does that have to do with ARFCOM? Can I watch.... Get both... I swear, the next thing that I was going to say was pictures and rear ends....

You forgot the most important motto:

This Thread is Worthless Without Pics!

Well at least you didn't stick your finger in the pickle slicer and get fired.

That shit reads like instructions for a German sex toy.

Quoted: That shit reads like instructions for a German sex toy.

And how would you know?

So what....

So do you get to watch?

No No.


Damn YOU! is more like it.


You have been here long enough to know that when information like this gets passed to you at work you are to:

1) Walk away

2) Never speak of it

3) Prepare a box and get ready to get canned.



Seriously, never socialize. Nothing good ever comes from it

WHEW!  For a minute there I thought your story was gonna involve "poopers and pictures"

He's like that when we get together to shoot, too.

This thread started out tough to maturbate to, then got MUCH better, but now it's all flaccid again.

Quoted: This thread started out tough to maturbate to, then got MUCH better, but now it's all flaccid again.

"maturbate", is that a Kansas thing?