Bob: Okay, g'day, this is our Christmas part of the album and you can play this at your Christmas parties, uh, or to yourself on Christmas Eve if there's nothing else to do.  
Doug: G'day, eh, in case you thought, like, I wasn't on this part.
Bob: Oh, I'd guarantee you you'd be on. Okay, so g'day, this is the Christmas part and we're going to tell you what to get, uh, your true love for Christmas.
Doug: Look out the window!
Bob: Where? What're you doing?
Doug: Snow, hosehead.
Bob: What? Oh, it's the Great White North and it's snowing 'cause its Christmas time. Hey, hoser!
Doug: What?
Bob: Here's a quiz... Quiz for Doug.
Doug: Okay, I have my thinking toque on.
Bob: Yeah, right. What are the twelve days of Christmas? Because, figure it out, right? Christmas is when?
Doug: Uh, the twenty-fifth.
Bob: Right, and what's the twenty-fourth? Christmas Eve, right?
Doug: That's two.
Bob: And then, what's after that?
Doug: Um...
Bob: Boxing Day.
Doug: Wrestling Day.
Bob: No, get out!
Doug: Boxing Day, yeah, yeah, I knew.
Bob: That's three, then what's after that? Nothing.
Doug: New Year's.
Bob: Four, and what's...
Doug: New Year's Eve.
Bob: Five.
Doug: Okay.
Bob: Where do you get twelve?
Doug: Uh, there's two Saturdays and Sundays in there, that's four. That's nine, and three other days which I believe are the mystery days.
Bob: Okay, now this is our Christmas song, in case you don't know what to get somebody for Christmas.
Doug: There's lots of ideas in here, so listen and don't get stuck.


1. A Beer
2. Two turtlenecks and a beer
3. Three french toast and a beer
4. Four pounds of backbacon and a beer
5. Five golden touques!
6. Six packs of two-four
7. Seven packs of smokes
8. Eight comic books
TWELVE!
Doug: Good day, and welcome to day twelve!

The main reason I stayed up late to catch SCTV as a child...

Ever play "Beer Hunter?"

Quoted: Ever play "Beer Hunter?"

I did.  Everyone gets wet eh.


(Take off to the great white north, take off, it's a beauty way to go)

Quoted: Ever play "Beer Hunter?"

Yes! and introduces a few people to in while in the .mil..

Quoted: (Take off to the great white north, take off, it's a beauty way to go)

That was from when they interviewed Geddy Lee.

Six packs of two-four


6 cases of beer?

Ha ha, one of my favorite movies ever.

Quoted: Ha ha, one of my favorite movies ever.

"Look!  Chocolate milk!"

"I don't think you should drink that, eh?"

later...

"You're so pretty.  I'd kiss you if I didn't have puke breath."

now if we can just get it in MP3 or some other friendly format

Quoted: Six packs of two-four 6 cases of beer?

yeah, hoser

Quoted: The main reason I stayed up late to catch SCTV as a child...

+1

Quoted: The main reason I stayed up late to catch SCTV as a child...

As a child?

I think I just aged some more.