Fist time Poster, long Time Lurker.

Many of you might know that the pit was closed recently.  For those of you familiar with JRZY, he lived there.  I mean, threatning people and calling names in the it was his life.  Ever since its closure a few days ago he has not been heard talking shit.  I'm afraid it being so close to Christmas and all that he is taking this very hard and may harm himself.

If he does confront anybody, don't tease him.  He's likely to be very fragile.

Also while I'm here, I wanted to unveil my new Internet Claim Translator.  It's very simple and fast.  Allow me to demonstrate.

First you type in the claim and hit ENTER.

A few weeks ago, JRZY "claimed" that he was 6'7" and 280.  So we'll use that.

ENTER CLAIM
"GOD DAMNIT, I'M 6'7" and 280!!  I'LL FUCK YOU UP IF YOU FIGHT ME!!"

TRANSLATED
"I threw rocks at girls in grade school."

Here's one we can all translate without your help:

Fist time Poster, long Time Lurker

translation:

This is a troll account for my alter ego

So true.  So true...

Quoted: Here's one we can all translate without your help: Fist time Poster, long Time Lurker translation: This is a troll account for my alter ego

LMAO

Quoted: Fist time Poster, long Time Lurker. Many of you might know that the pit was closed recently.  For those of you familiar with JRZY, he lived there.  I mean, threatning people and calling names in the it was his life.  Ever since its closure a few days ago he has not been heard talking shit.  I'm afraid it being so close to Christmas and all that he is taking this very hard and may harm himself. If he does confront anybody, don't tease him.  He's likely to be very fragile. Also while I'm here, I wanted to unveil my new Internet Claim Translator.  It's very simple and fast.  Allow me to demonstrate. First you type in the claim and hit ENTER. A few weeks ago, JRZY "claimed" that he was 6'7" and 280.  So we'll use that. ENTER CLAIM "GOD DAMNIT, I'M 6'7" and 280!!  I'LL FUCK YOU UP IF YOU FIGHT ME!!" TRANSLATED "I threw rocks at girls in grade school."

Whose troll account are you?  They ban you here for troll accounts you know.

Actually I'm 6'2 235 lbs
ask FrankSquid or FMjunkie they met me.

Quoted: Here's one we can all translate without your help: Fist time Poster, long Time Lurker translation: This is a troll account for my alter ego

BURN!!!!

I shit larger than you.



- rem

I'm 6'0 n 290,  Only a 38 inch waist.  Bring it on :>


Translation:

I can't run fast so I have to be strong n good with my guns.

Personal attacks.  Trolling is likely to get your account locked, too.