Being single after a long time..

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Posted: 12/21/2005 6:28:58 AM EDT

I have discovered at least one good thing.

A roll of toilet paper last a long freaking time! When I first moved into the new place,I bought a 12 pack..I have been on one roll for about 2 1/2 weeks now ! This 12 pack of Scotts is going to last like a year or more.

For referance,I do one #2 a day.

Just thought I would share this pearl of newfound wisdom with the masses.

Posted: 12/21/2005 6:39:19 AM EDT

[#1]

I shit at work to save that expense, and the offensive atmosphere I create as a result of such behavior.

Posted: 12/21/2005 6:41:35 AM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
I have discovered at least one good thing.

A roll of toilet paper last a long freaking time! When I first moved into the new place,I bought a 12 pack..I have been on one roll for about 2 1/2 weeks now ! This 12 pack of Scotts is going to last like a year or more.

For referance,I do one #2 a day.

Just thought I would share this pearl of newfound wisdom with the masses.

The money you save in TP will be more than offset by the $$'s you spend in hand lotion and Kleenex!

Posted: 12/21/2005 6:45:03 AM EDT

[#3]

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I shit at work to save that expense, and the offensive atmosphere I create as a result of such behavior.

A friend of mine retired - said he was constipated for a week till he finally bring himself to shit on his on time.

Posted: 12/21/2005 6:54:24 AM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
Quoted:
I shit at work to save that expense, and the offensive atmosphere I create as a result of such behavior.

A friend of mine retired - said he was constipated for a week till he finally bring himself to shit on his on time.

good lord. Sounds like something my grandpa would do...

Posted: 12/21/2005 7:33:27 AM EDT

[#5]

You know, for me it took some getting used to. Kind of like in the movies when the guy gets out of prission and doesn't know what to do with himself. It was 7 years before I even thought about getting married again.

Posted: 12/21/2005 7:43:19 AM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
I have discovered at least one good thing.

A roll of toilet paper last a long freaking time! When I first moved into the new place,I bought a 12 pack..I have been on one roll for about 2 1/2 weeks now ! This 12 pack of Scotts is going to last like a year or more.

For referance,I do one #2 a day.

Just thought I would share this pearl of newfound wisdom with the masses.