So how is prostituion different from being a bodyguard?

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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - So how is prostituion different from being a bodyguard?

Posted: 12/20/2005 4:16:13 PM EDT

They both sell their bodies. One is legal, the other isn't.

Posted: 12/20/2005 4:17:02 PM EDT

[#1]

it's legal in nevada!

Posted: 12/20/2005 4:18:33 PM EDT

[#2]

What about porn stars, they do the samething and sometimes more.

Posted: 12/20/2005 4:19:03 PM EDT

[#3]

Every laborer sells his body. The difference is that only whores consume splooge on the job.

Posted: 12/20/2005 4:20:05 PM EDT

[#4]

Bodyguards dont spread disease and ruin families. Unless it's Chuck Norris.

Oh god, now I'm starting in.

Posted: 12/20/2005 4:20:36 PM EDT

[#5]

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They both sell their bodies. One is legal, the other isn't.

Why don't you be my prostitute for a night and then be my bodyguard for the next night.Then you can tell me the difference.

Posted: 12/20/2005 4:25:25 PM EDT

[#6]

you don't get to fuck your bodyguard

Posted: 12/20/2005 4:25:47 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
Quoted:
They both sell their bodies. One is legal, the other isn't.

Why don't you be my prostitute for a night and then be my bodyguard for the next night.Then you can tell me the difference.

Cash up front. I don't plan on being screwed twice.

Posted: 12/20/2005 4:26:22 PM EDT

[#8]

Because one is wrong on many levels and promotes disease.

But thats just how I feel.

Posted: 12/20/2005 4:28:24 PM EDT

[#9]

at least there's no federal law against it, and it's an issue left up to the states.

Posted: 12/20/2005 4:29:12 PM EDT

[#10]

Prostitution is only legal if you film it and make a profit, or buy them dinner as payment. That is called a date.

Posted: 12/20/2005 4:31:49 PM EDT

[#11]

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They both sell their bodies. One is legal, the other isn't.

You're LEO, right? Does that make you a civil service prostitute?

Posted: 12/20/2005 4:32:36 PM EDT

[#12]

You guys crack me up.

Posted: 12/20/2005 4:33:19 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
Quoted:
They both sell their bodies. One is legal, the other isn't.

You're LEO, right? Does that make you a civil service prostitute?

Former. But I was thinking the samething.

Posted: 12/20/2005 4:34:42 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
you don't get to fuck your bodyguard

Whitney did!

Posted: 12/20/2005 4:35:59 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
Bodyguards dont spread disease and ruin families. Unless it's Chuck Norris.

Oh god, now I'm starting in.

Prostitutes don't ruin families either. The man or woman straying from the marriage does.

Posted: 12/20/2005 4:35:59 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
Every laborer sells his body. The difference is that only whores consume splooge on the job.

its spooge, not splooge

Posted: 12/20/2005 4:37:33 PM EDT

[#17]

One protects your body, the other protects your scrotum - from exploding from disuse!

Posted: 12/20/2005 4:45:02 PM EDT

[#18]

Both have wildly different meanings for "money shot".

Posted: 12/20/2005 4:46:01 PM EDT

[#19]

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Both have wildly different meanings for "money shot".

damn

Posted: 12/20/2005 4:48:17 PM EDT

[#20]

What about a stripper then? Both females selling their bodies for the consumption of men. At least a prostitute gives you more than a look for the money you spend and tends to be less expensive...

Posted: 12/20/2005 4:49:48 PM EDT

[#21]

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Bodyguards dont spread disease and ruin families. Unless it's Chuck Norris.

Prostitutes don't ruin families either. The man or woman straying from the marriage does.

Oh sure, blame the victim.

Posted: 12/20/2005 4:50:43 PM EDT

[#22]

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What about a stripper then? Both females selling their bodies for the consumption of men. At least a prostitute gives you more than a look for the money you spend and tends to be less expensive...

Where is this place of cheaper-than-strippers-hookers you speak of?

Posted: 12/20/2005 4:50:48 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
Quoted:
you don't get to fuck your bodyguard

Whitney did!

Well it seems someone has seen that Movie other than me.

Posted: 12/20/2005 4:52:37 PM EDT

[#24]

Legalize it. Live free or die.

Posted: 12/20/2005 4:58:33 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Every laborer sells his body. The difference is that only whores consume splooge on the job.

its spooge, not splooge

you sound like an expert

Posted: 12/20/2005 5:26:59 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Bodyguards dont spread disease and ruin families. Unless it's Chuck Norris.

Oh god, now I'm starting in.
Prostitutes don't ruin families either. The man or woman straying from the marriage does.

What if your not married?

Vulcan94

Posted: 12/20/2005 5:30:16 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
Quoted:
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you don't get to fuck your bodyguard

Whitney did!

Well it seems someone has seen that Movie other than me.

Uhh, I just know the premise.

Posted: 12/20/2005 5:32:48 PM EDT

[#28]

What do you get when you cross a prostitute and a bodyguard?

Posted: 12/20/2005 5:42:14 PM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
Every laborer sells his body. The difference is that only whores consume splooge on the job.

Thats what I always thought. Hi, FLAL1A (met him at the Hun Farm).

Posted: 12/20/2005 5:46:35 PM EDT

[#30]

If you are against prostituion your against sex and capitalism. I am against neither.

Posted: 12/20/2005 5:48:14 PM EDT

[#31]

Prostitution isnt illegal. Morality is regulated.

Women whore themselves all the time.

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