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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Robbery goes bad, clerk is a black belt

Posted: 12/19/2005 6:05:39 PM EDT

With pictures!
www.thedenverchannel.com/slideshow/5575649/detail.html?qs=;s=1;w=320

Posted: 12/19/2005 6:11:28 PM EDT

[#1]

Too Funny!

Posted: 12/19/2005 6:11:57 PM EDT

[#2]

Posted: 12/19/2005 6:14:50 PM EDT

[#3]

Psycho Clerk From Hell! LOL!

Posted: 12/19/2005 6:17:22 PM EDT

[#4]

SOMEBODY needs to put a big PW3ND on this pic ASAP!!

Posted: 12/19/2005 6:26:49 PM EDT

[#5]

Best robbery attempt EVER ...

You couldn't MAKE that crap up ...

S W E E T

Posted: 12/19/2005 6:28:08 PM EDT

[#6]

Posted: 12/19/2005 6:28:15 PM EDT

[#7]

It was on the local news last night. Showed the security camera footage and a interview with the clerk. Funny as hell, specially when the dipshit "robber" was losing his pants...!

Posted: 12/19/2005 6:30:22 PM EDT

[#8]

Five attempts? This guy has to be the stupidest con in the world.

Posted: 12/19/2005 6:32:35 PM EDT

[#9]

kick his ass seabass!!!!!!!!!

Posted: 12/19/2005 6:33:22 PM EDT

[#10]

Posted: 12/19/2005 6:35:36 PM EDT

[#11]

~~Mall~~ Stop-n-Rob Ninja

Posted: 12/19/2005 6:42:39 PM EDT

[#12]

IBT Chuck would kick his ass post.

Posted: 12/19/2005 6:44:55 PM EDT

[#13]

I'm sure the Dillinger wannabe won't get harrassed in the cross bar hotel.

Posted: 12/19/2005 6:44:56 PM EDT

[#14]

Robbery GONE BAD?

That's about as perfect as a robbery can go.

Posted: 12/19/2005 6:47:11 PM EDT

[#15]

That is some kickass store manager!

Store Manager Makes Life Miserable for Would-Be Robber

By KXTV

SACRAMENTO, CA -- A Modesto convenience store manager took matters into his own hands during an attempted robbery, not only forcing the would-be robber out the door but helping police catch him.

On November 21 at about 10:30 in the evening, Edward Petrossi was working alone at the Quik Stop store on La Loma Avenue. A man came in, picked up some beer and waited by the counter while the other customers left. The man then pulled a knife on Petrossi.

Unbeknownst to the robber, Petrossi is an expert in martial arts. He assumed a "ready" stance, then grabbed a pair of scissors and box cutter from under the counter and told the man to "bring it on." Petrossi said the man dropped the beer and fled.

Petrossi wasn't about to let the man get away. He gave chase, literally kicking the would-be thief through the store's front door.

Surveillance video (shown above) captured the man stumbling through the door with Petrossi in pursuit. The suspect is seen getting to his feet, pulling up his pants and running off. Petrossi ran after the suspect into a neighboring parking lot. There the man approached a van but fled on foot when he saw Petrossi pursuing him. The store manager said he suspected the van belonged to the suspect, so he snapped a picture of its license plate on his cell phone camera.

Petrossi continued after the suspect, who looped back, got into the van, and attempted to drive away. His problems weren't quite over, though. Petrossi grabbed a rock and threw it through the driver's side window, shattering it.

The photograph of the license plate became part of the police report on the incident and on Wednesday, 24-year-old Corey Allen Funk was arrested in Fresno for the attempted robbery. Funk is suspected in five robbery attempts in Modesto. Four of them were successful.

Funk is being held in Stanislaus County Jail on $250,000 bail.

Posted: 12/19/2005 6:54:42 PM EDT

[#16]

Night clerk Fu!!

Posted: 12/19/2005 6:58:27 PM EDT

[#17]

Up next, clerk sued for assault. Kicking him the back will earn the robber some cash.

Posted: 12/19/2005 7:01:25 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted: Surveillance video (shown above) captured the man stumbling through the door with Petrossi in pursuit. The suspect is seen getting to his feet, pulling up his pants and running off.

I know the rest of you secretly wish you were there with several guns below the counter. So, you guys want to group buy a 7-Eleven and bait crooks into the firing zone for fun?

Posted: 12/19/2005 7:02:12 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
Night clerk Fu!!

There's gotta be a belt for that!

Posted: 12/19/2005 7:02:47 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
Up next, clerk sued for assault. Kicking him the back will earn the robber some cash.

Not likely in the San Joaquin Valley of California.

Posted: 12/19/2005 7:03:14 PM EDT

[#21]

There ya go

Posted: 12/19/2005 7:04:35 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
Hows this?

Make the font red, and it's PERFECT!

Posted: 12/19/2005 7:21:29 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Hows this?
i10.photobucket.com/albums/a106/Shogun27/7241fbd4.jpg

Make the font red, and it's PERFECT!

'cept he caint speel so gud

Posted: 12/19/2005 9:13:54 PM EDT

[#24]

Great story. I am glad the clerk is ok. He sure how to take care of himself.

Posted: 12/19/2005 10:31:09 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
There ya go
i10.photobucket.com/albums/a106/Shogun27/fceec05d.jpg

'

Thats awesome.

Posted: 12/19/2005 10:39:28 PM EDT

[#26]

Lucky clerk.

If numbnuts robber had a pistol, he would have died in the karate stance.

Posted: 12/19/2005 10:44:13 PM EDT

[#27]

Always amazed just how dumb some criminals are. The idiot didn't even try to cover his face.

Since he has successfully robbed four other stores and attempted two others, what sort of penalty will he be looking at?

Posted: 12/19/2005 10:45:22 PM EDT

[#28]

FACEPWNT.

Posted: 12/19/2005 10:50:51 PM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
Always amazed just how dumb some criminals are. The idiot didn't even try to cover his face.

Since he has successfully robbed four other stores and attempted two others, what sort of penalty will he be looking at?

is using a knife is still considered armed robbery?

Posted: 12/19/2005 11:00:33 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
Quoted: Surveillance video (shown above) captured the man stumbling through the door with Petrossi in pursuit. The suspect is seen getting to his feet, pulling up his pants and running off.
I know the rest of you secretly wish you were there with several guns below the counter. So, you guys want to group buy a 7-Eleven and bait crooks into the firing zone for fun?

I so would do that. Only way to catch the big fish, is to bait them.

Posted: 12/20/2005 1:53:36 PM EDT

[#31]

Chuck Norris approves of night clerk. He smiled when he read this.

Posted: 12/20/2005 1:59:50 PM EDT

[#32]

tag fu

Posted: 12/20/2005 2:06:57 PM EDT

[#33]

He told the robber, "Bring it on."

Posted: 12/20/2005 2:07:02 PM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
Always amazed just how dumb some criminals are. The idiot didn't even try to cover his face.

Since he has successfully robbed four other stores and attempted two others, what sort of penalty will he be looking at?

CA has the three strike law. That means genius will be swapping spit with Bubba in the shower till the wee hours of the morning for the rest of his life.

Tj

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