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Posted: 12/19/2005 3:52:20 PM EDT
And I am faced with this question:

I, mjohn3006, have a reasonable necessity to possess the machinegun, short-barreled rifle, short-barreled shotgun, or destructive device described on this application for the following reason(s):


What should I put?  
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 3:54:26 PM EDT
[#1]

Quoted:
And I am faced with this question:

I, mjohn3006, have a reasonable necessity to possess the machinegun, short-barreled rifle, short-barreled shotgun, or destructive device described on this application for the following reason(s):


What should I put?  



Get some get some get some, because i am so damn good!
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 3:54:29 PM EDT
[#2]
I'm mad as hell and I ain't gonna take it anymore!
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 3:54:53 PM EDT
[#3]
Any and all lawfull reasons.

To enhance my collection.

Collector.

Chicks dig it.

All but the last one apear on my current paperwork. I do plan on putting the last one on one of my new cans.0-1-25
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 3:54:54 PM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:
And I am faced with this question:

I, mjohn3006, have a reasonable necessity to possess the machinegun, short-barreled rifle, short-barreled shotgun, or destructive device described on this application for the following reason(s):


What should I put?  




Nothing a Suppressor is none of those.


Nahhh Chicks dig it is the best one.
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 3:55:57 PM EDT
[#5]
Another question....more real.  The photo.  I can do that part right?  I know I obviously cannot fingerprint myself, but I can print out a picture and tape it to the form myself right?
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 3:56:09 PM EDT
[#6]
"It will make my job as a professional hitman easier"

Link Posted: 12/19/2005 3:57:39 PM EDT
[#7]
a funny quote thats in a quote DB i have, "So when I shoot an intruder I won't wake up the kids."

But seriously,  you could put "so I can shoot without using hearing protection. "etc
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 3:58:24 PM EDT
[#8]
"because my right to keep and bear arms has been infringed."
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 3:59:00 PM EDT
[#9]
I put hearing conservation and noise abatement on mine.
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 4:00:03 PM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:
Another question....more real.  The photo.  I can do that part right?  I know I obviously cannot fingerprint myself, but I can print out a picture and tape it to the form myself right?


Office Depot nearby ?  They do them cheap.

I use Collection/Investment in the Why Fer spot.
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 4:02:36 PM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:
And I am faced with this question:

I, mjohn3006, have a reasonable necessity to possess the machinegun, short-barreled rifle, short-barreled shotgun, or destructive device described on this application for the following reason(s):


What should I put?  




Quoted:
I'm mad as hell and I ain't gonna take it anymore!












Link Posted: 12/19/2005 4:02:44 PM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Another question....more real.  The photo.  I can do that part right?  I know I obviously cannot fingerprint myself, but I can print out a picture and tape it to the form myself right?


Office Depot nearby ?  They do them cheap.

I use Collection/Investment in the Why Fer spot.



Well I can take a picture of myself easy enough, and I have a photo printer.
I just wanted to make sure there was nothing against me doing that.
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 4:04:02 PM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
Another question....more real.  The photo.  I can do that part right?  I know I obviously cannot fingerprint myself, but I can print out a picture and tape it to the form myself right?



Attach this pic...



I'll bet it'll get you a quicker response.
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 4:08:27 PM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Another question....more real.  The photo.  I can do that part right?  I know I obviously cannot fingerprint myself, but I can print out a picture and tape it to the form myself right?



Attach this pic...

www.hollywoodusa.co.uk/images/charles-manson.jpg

I'll bet it'll get you a quicker response.





I was thinking more along these lines.  Expecially since I am white.

Link Posted: 12/19/2005 4:09:03 PM EDT
[#15]
Reason:  To comply with the law.

d.
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 4:17:01 PM EDT
[#16]
Reduce noise pollution

Increase the auditory safety of my guns

All lawfull purposes

Because my car has a muffler, why shouldn't my gun?
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 4:19:26 PM EDT
[#17]
"I have my clock tower already picked out"
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 4:23:05 PM EDT
[#18]
I hate poodles Or  i have 87 reasons but its none of you're business.
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 4:26:33 PM EDT
[#19]
"Because if the neighbors don't hear me shooting their cats, they can't blame me for it the next day"

Link Posted: 12/19/2005 4:41:08 PM EDT
[#20]
Does this not look to much like a psyco pic?
Just a normal fat white guy?



Link Posted: 12/19/2005 4:45:33 PM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:
Does this not look to much like a psyco pic?
Just a normal fat white guy?

nullbits.foxxz.net/albums/Icons/My_mug.jpg




Paging all photoshoppers!  All photoshoppers report to this thread immediately!
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 4:53:39 PM EDT
[#22]
"To try to impress Jodie Foster and ask her for a date..."
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 4:54:43 PM EDT
[#23]
Because its too loud when I shoot from the balcony or the school book depositry
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 4:57:05 PM EDT
[#24]
I put "All lawful purposes" for my form 1 suppressor and I was approved in 85 days !
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 4:57:54 PM EDT
[#25]



John Lovitz?
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 5:01:04 PM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:
nullbits.foxxz.net/albums/Icons/My_mug.jpg conversatron.com/askees/jonlovitz.jpg

John Lovitz?



Damnit!  People always say that about my pictures.  If I say that to someone, they can look at me all they want and then say "I don't see it".  But in pictures, I look just like that bastard!
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 5:02:17 PM EDT
[#27]
To lessen the damage to your hearing?

What about listing it is your right under the 2nd...or...as shity as it is, does that make them think you are a nut???

Can't beleive I live in the US and have to think that way...
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 5:03:13 PM EDT
[#28]

Quoted:
conversatron.com/askees/jonlovitz.jpg

John Lovitz?



OMG!!! You're that guy Chief Moose was looking for in the DC shootings.
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 5:26:27 PM EDT
[#29]
What to put on the application?

"Because I can. Neener neeener neeeeener!!"
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 5:38:53 PM EDT
[#30]
To comply with OSHA regulations
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 5:44:48 PM EDT
[#31]
"I put hearing conservation and noise abatement on mine."

+1
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 6:07:38 PM EDT
[#32]
"because the voices told me to"
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 6:12:34 PM EDT
[#33]
Be happy you live in a place where you can fill out that application!
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 6:22:23 PM EDT
[#34]

Quoted:
Be happy you live in a place where you can fill out that application!



Very true.

I'll be happier when it is all said and done though.  I have not been fingerprinted since I went to a police station on a 2nd grade field trip.

Submitting stuff to the Sherrif feels worse then meeting a girlfriends parents for the first time.

And when it is all submitted and I am just waiting on the ATF, I'm out $500 for nothing in my hands to play with except the threadded adapter for my P22, and the threaded barrel for my 10/22.
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