So I'm out trying to finish my Christmas shopping today and as I sit in the parking lot with the turn signal on waiting for a lady to finish backing out another woman (talking on her cell phone) coming from the other direction, glances at me and then whips in the parking space I'm waiting on. Ordinarily I wouldn't be too mad except the lot is pretty darn full and I have been waiting with the blinker on. She gets out and, still talking on the phone, ,makes a point of not looking at me even though I'm staring at her with slight disbelief at how rude she was.
Well first I wanted to get out and kick her door in or at least cut all of her valve stems off, but it is the Christmas season after all and I'm a (generally) nice guy who was taught not to mess with others property and to forgive and forget.
After finding another parking space, I walk into the grocery store and she's in there, still talking on the phone, and I notice her bump into another customer and not appologize to her.
Well I got to thinking about this and I figured it would be great to have some bumper stickers printed up that said "RUDE BITCH" and keep them in the car for just such people. Yeah, they'd need to be the kind that come off easy and not take the paint off, but I think it would be funny to know that at some point she's going to notice it and think- "Wow, somebody doesn't like me and my wonderful little Muffy self".