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Posted: 12/17/2005 10:08:12 AM EDT
[#1]
a dildo
a cheap bottle of booze a charcoal briquette neatly wrapped |
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Posted: 12/17/2005 10:09:29 AM EDT
[#2]
 Chia pet!
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Posted: 12/17/2005 10:11:09 AM EDT
[#3]
A framed picture of yourself in a sweater laying down next to the roaring fireplace, laying seductively on like a fur or something holding a glass, with another glass and lit candles next to you.
Some guy did it at my work party yesterday and it was freakin hilarious. |
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Posted: 12/17/2005 10:11:56 AM EDT
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Quoted:
a dildo[quote/] Yea, I can see myself heading down to the shop and buying a "MR. ED" |
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Posted: 12/17/2005 10:15:10 AM EDT
[#5]
best gag gift ever |
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Posted: 12/17/2005 10:17:15 AM EDT
[#6]
Barnes and Nobles---the "Bunny Suicides" cartoon book.
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Posted: 12/17/2005 10:18:36 AM EDT
[#7]
Or a pocket pussy! Oh what the hell get both! |
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Posted: 12/17/2005 10:21:26 AM EDT
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I gotta be a little PC, it is a Gov. party, and I'm not so sure that the sex harass police might not be there. i.e. Human Resources.
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Posted: 12/17/2005 10:22:46 AM EDT
[#9]
Well there is always a bottle of Jack!
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Posted: 12/17/2005 10:26:27 AM EDT
[#10]
For the majority of the people there I was thinking "See my bottom sig line"
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Posted: 12/17/2005 10:28:34 AM EDT
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I give booze to the office gift party, it seems to be a hit.. Get the biggest size for your budget of a nice name brand. I pick up Crown royal, most people seem to at least know it isnt a cheap bar brand and the kids dig the bag.
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Posted: 12/17/2005 10:40:35 AM EDT
[#12]
Keep em coming, I gotta go shopping pretty quick. It might take me all afternoon to wrap it.
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Posted: 12/17/2005 10:56:34 AM EDT
[#13]
a clapper
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Posted: 12/17/2005 11:02:31 AM EDT
[#14]
For a serious gift, go to your local Bass Pro Shops, and get the "Winchester" pocketknife and mini-multi-tool gift pack. $10.
Looks to be made by Gerber and packaged by Winchester. |
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Posted: 12/17/2005 11:05:05 AM EDT
[#15]
Closest Bass Pro is probably 400 mi. away. But thanks. |
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Posted: 12/17/2005 11:12:12 AM EDT
[#16]
A copy of the Turner Diaries. 
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Posted: 12/17/2005 11:14:17 AM EDT
[#17]
At my local malls around Christmas time the bonsai tree cart is usually always there. $20 can get you a relatively nice tree that is a pretty unique gift for a party.
It's a gag because you know they're going to kill it, if you want to see it that way. EDIT: Oh, and booze is always good. Especially if it's in one of those gift packs with glasses. |
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Posted: 12/17/2005 11:56:07 AM EDT
[#18]
tag
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Posted: 12/17/2005 12:30:30 PM EDT
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Decided on the Pendleton 750ml. gift pack. $12.70 and it comes with a glass.
Now hit my "What to wear" post and help me out. |
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Posted: 12/17/2005 12:57:23 PM EDT
[#20]
starbucks gift card
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Posted: 12/17/2005 1:00:22 PM EDT
[#21]
I think you can get a swiss army knife that is pretty small...the one I am thinking of has one blade, scissors, tooth pick and tweezers.
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Posted: 12/17/2005 1:08:57 PM EDT
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I find beer mugs to be a decent present. You can get a pretty good set of 4 for like $10 from Kohl's.
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Posted: 12/17/2005 1:26:21 PM EDT
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Buy an American flag. If someone gets it and doesn't like it kick their ass and take their gift back. Oh and be sure to attach a card that says "MERRY CHRISTMAS"
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Posted: 12/17/2005 1:27:57 PM EDT
[#24]
I wish I would have thought of that sooner....That will happen for the next one. |
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Posted: 12/17/2005 1:29:35 PM EDT
[#25]
A framed picture of Chuck Norris.
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Posted: 12/17/2005 1:35:06 PM EDT
[#26]
Heineken
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Posted: 12/17/2005 1:37:47 PM EDT
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Just a 5 pack...Right? |
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Posted: 12/17/2005 2:17:26 PM EDT
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or a holiday 11 pack..
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