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Posted: 12/17/2005 6:47:17 AM EDT
[#1]
surgical strike unless you really want to make a point with the 4 bore and some grapeshot
oh yeah, pics |
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Posted: 12/17/2005 6:56:19 AM EDT
[#2]
Be careful. There's nothing more dangerous than a wounded chicken.
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Posted: 12/17/2005 6:59:33 AM EDT
[#3]
Air Gun. Go the silent route. The .22 would be my choice out of the others unless you are just wanting to enjoy the thrill of overkill.
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Posted: 12/17/2005 7:00:08 AM EDT
[#4]
.22 to the back of the head. Mob-execution-style. In full view of his friends.
[DeNiro]If those birds aren't going to respect you...you gotta take their respect from them.[/DeNiro] |
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Posted: 12/17/2005 7:00:18 AM EDT
[#5]
I've got an even better idea.
surgical strike to the head with a stinger or birdshot or whatever, just hit the head. clean and dress the bird then batter and deep fry, deliver it in a big bowl to your neighbor with some biscuits. |
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Posted: 12/17/2005 7:04:07 AM EDT
[#6]
How about just telling him to keep it off your property?
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Posted: 12/17/2005 7:04:30 AM EDT
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Wear body armor. Two of my closest friends - may they rest in peace - were torn to shreds, and a third lost an eye, two fingers, one of his livers and his medula oblongata when a wounded chicken circled around to it's backtrack and ambushed them.
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Posted: 12/17/2005 7:08:54 AM EDT
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I would set up a snare or a big ass rat trap. You might want to think of dispatching this animal quietly.
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Posted: 12/17/2005 7:10:03 AM EDT
[#9]
5-Iron
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Posted: 12/17/2005 7:11:55 AM EDT
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You're having cock problems, and you're asking ARFCOM advice?
Hmmm... how should I handle my neighbor's cock?? 
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Posted: 12/17/2005 7:17:03 AM EDT
[#11]
LOL....Roosters are MEAN. I laughed my ass off when I read this. My wife used to have a Bantam Rooster, that would attack me on site. I used to keep a broom in our drive way, so when I got out of the car I could fend the little bastard off, I literally had to fight my way to the front door....It SUCKED big time. I did not want to kill him, as my wife loved him a TON. Finally I had enough, and took care of business  Sean |
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Posted: 12/17/2005 7:18:53 AM EDT
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We used to have a fighting cock that tried to attack everyone that showed up. He was cured of that habit when he charged me and I booted him 25 yards accross the yard.
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Posted: 12/17/2005 7:48:30 AM EDT
[#13]
what exactly do you mean when you say your neighbor raises "fighting roosters?"
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Posted: 12/17/2005 7:50:38 AM EDT
[#14]
Best round? The 3rd. By then, he's worked his opponent over so well that he completely dominates the 3rd and will usually get a KO. No later than the 4th round. HH |
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Posted: 12/17/2005 7:50:57 AM EDT
[#15]
Choke your neighbor's chicken.
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Posted: 12/17/2005 7:56:14 AM EDT
[#16]
Use the .22
but The best round if you want to eat it is.. because you need to get rid of the evidence.. A bow and arrow will do nicely. There are arrows for turkeys that have long ass blades on them. Aim for the head and you will not ruin any meat. MMMM fresh chicken. Just make sure you pluck it first. |
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Posted: 12/17/2005 8:03:53 AM EDT
[#17]
Go into stealth mode. Stalk the bastard and cut its head off.
Then have chicken stew for dinner. |
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Posted: 12/17/2005 8:07:47 AM EDT
[#18]
Slingshot[wrist rocket] son!!!  Or you can be diplomatic and choke your neighbor's chicken as suggesteed above. 
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Posted: 12/17/2005 8:07:58 AM EDT
[#19]
4 bore. Accept no substitute.
You'll have the added advantage of not having to worry about your neighbor coming to kick your ass about offing his chicken. 
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Posted: 12/17/2005 8:09:33 AM EDT
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wow, neighbors chicken wakes you up, now it's time to kill it. Hope your dog never wakes you neighbor up.
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Posted: 12/17/2005 8:14:47 AM EDT
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I'm thinkin' since its just a chicken, bare hands should be sufficient, grab it by the beak and give a quick flip of the wrist, viola'.....chicken head in one hand, flopin body on the ground, silent but deadly.
MLW>"< |
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Posted: 12/17/2005 8:15:38 AM EDT
[#22]
pretty pathetic coming from someone who uses the punisher's logo as an avatar. go cry somewhere else |
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Posted: 12/17/2005 8:19:51 AM EDT
[#23]
.22 or .410 , BOOM headshot.
Seriously, no need for over kill. |
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Posted: 12/17/2005 8:31:26 AM EDT
[#24]
Raise up your own cock then you and the neighbor can have a cock fight. I would talk to the neighbor about the bird before I do anything. He may not know that his bird flew the coop. If he doen't take care of it then fair game. But I would not eat a fighting cock. I also wanted to add that here in La there is big money on fighting cocks.
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Posted: 12/17/2005 8:40:54 AM EDT
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+1 I say do it quietly. Shoot, Shovel and Shut Up. Neighbor would be madder than a wet hen if he finds out you offed his Cock. |
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Posted: 12/17/2005 8:42:41 AM EDT
[#26]
that's why you fry it up and give it to the neighbor. |
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Posted: 12/17/2005 8:44:27 AM EDT
[#27]
Shot to the head with a 22lr. Then proceed to pluck and clean. I like my chicken fried until the batter is golden brown with a side of cole slaw. Hell invite the neighbor over for dinner.. Matter of fact this is no BS. Back in the depression my grandmother told me that her brothers regularly stole the neighbors chickens and once the came for dinner feasting on their own birds unknowingly..
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Posted: 12/17/2005 8:45:54 AM EDT
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Ok hears what you do. The next time the little fellar comes up on the porch put out very small amount of chicken scratch for him to nibble on and get excited about. Have front door open with a light trail of scratch or seed going well into the living room to a nice inviting bowl of seed[you know just like on roadrunner,wylie coyote cartoons]. Stay out of sight and rig the door from the outside to close remotely with twine or whatever. Once the door closes on that bad boy have the family come out of hiding armed with straw brooms. WHUP HIS ASS!!!  Turn loose after about five minutes when rooster regains composure. Shoudn't see or hear much out of ol'e boy for quite some time.
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Posted: 12/17/2005 8:47:40 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/17/2005 9:05:00 AM EDT
[#30]
If I was to call up Pangea and ask him to sell me that fighting rooster and to ship it across states line, we would be breaking a federal law.
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Posted: 12/17/2005 9:31:28 AM EDT
[#31]
Are you retarded? If my dog got loose and slept on my neighbors front porch, then crowed like a rooster at daylight he wouldn't kill it. It would be worth some dough!  |
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Posted: 12/17/2005 9:44:41 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/17/2005 1:26:16 PM EDT
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Remember reading about this in the paper. All the stuff that happened to that third guy is just awful but what really shows how depraved and spiteful that cock was is how he intentionally targeted the medulla oblangta. Thats just pure calculating, vindictive evil! May he suffer untold retribution in chicken hell!
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Posted: 12/17/2005 1:47:58 PM EDT
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Eagle decoy??
Snare off your premises, then tell your neighbor you saw it and he should go release his bird. By hand. |
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Posted: 12/17/2005 1:49:07 PM EDT
[#35]
b.00.t to the chicken
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Posted: 12/17/2005 3:17:02 PM EDT
[#36]
Paintball to the head with a slingshot. it works
 .22 CB cap or ratshot also
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Posted: 12/17/2005 3:34:44 PM EDT
[#37]
#4 1n .12 should put the bastard down.
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Posted: 12/17/2005 3:40:59 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/17/2005 3:42:14 PM EDT
[#39]
[fat_mcnasty] 460 Weatherby Mag!! [/fat_mcnasty]
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Posted: 12/17/2005 3:43:39 PM EDT
[#40]
You know he ain't gonna die.
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Posted: 12/17/2005 4:13:32 PM EDT
[#41]
Nuke it from orbit, only way to be sure.
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Posted: 12/17/2005 4:34:08 PM EDT
[#42]
The Rooster-killer Cartridge, 120mm, Canister, XM1028, is a round comprised of 1150 (est.) tungsten balls, which are expelled upon muzzle exit. There is no fuse on this round. While the dispersion pattern increases with range as the velocity of the balls decreases, the dense tungsten balls are used to minimize the velocity fall-off.
This round meets urgent requirements to provide effective rapid lethal reaction against massed assaulting roosters armed with beak held anti-gonad and automatic spurs at close range (500 meters or less) thereby improving survivability. This additional capability will give the homeowner the ability to survive Rooster ambushes and to fully support friendly neighbor assaults.  
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Posted: 12/17/2005 4:34:59 PM EDT
[#43]
I can't believe that know caught my symbolism. |
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Posted: 12/17/2005 5:51:23 PM EDT
[#44]
I had a very aggressive rooster that liked to attack people and bite your leg, so I had to take him out and I shot him with a .22 stinger
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