You should never compromise on some things...........

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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - You should never compromise on some things...........

Posted: 12/16/2005 2:57:06 PM EDT

.......and, damnit, toliet paper is one of those things!!

Posted: 12/16/2005 2:58:53 PM EDT

[#1]

are you fucking kidding me?

get the scott 1000 sheet rolls, cheaper and much more cost effective than that foofy fluffy 123 ply crap that women and queers want for their "sensitive hineys"

Posted: 12/16/2005 3:00:28 PM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
are you fucking kidding me?

get the scott 1000 sheet rolls, cheaper and much more cost effective than that foofy fluffy 123 ply crap that women and queers want for their "sensitive hineys"

Ut oh..........

No, I'm not kidding. You want to wipe with 300 grit sandpaper, go right ahead.

Looks like we may need a poll.

Posted: 12/16/2005 3:01:58 PM EDT

[#3]

Charmin...ONLY!

ByteTheBullet (-:

Posted: 12/16/2005 3:02:30 PM EDT

[#4]

Concur with the poll.

I love the soft stuff but it does not collect the poop as well as the medium grit stuff.

Posted: 12/16/2005 3:03:24 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
Concur with the poll.

I love the soft stuff but it does not collect the poop as well as the medium grit stuff.

Posted: 12/16/2005 3:03:38 PM EDT

[#6]

Whiskey, ketchup, and fishsticks....TP is way down on the list.

Posted: 12/16/2005 3:04:50 PM EDT

[#7]

Poll added.

Poll is inquiring about your non-SHTF / non Zombie attack everyday pooing pleasure.

Posted: 12/16/2005 3:05:59 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
are you fucking kidding me?

get the scott 1000 sheet rolls, cheaper and much more cost effective than that foofy fluffy 123 ply crap that women and queers want for their "sensitive hineys"

Or those with broken in calloused rear ends.

Posted: 12/16/2005 3:06:41 PM EDT

[#9]

Quality one ply is the best asswipe you can buy.

www.weaponforums.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=414871&page=1

Here's the problem with two ply, and why it is inferior.

The layers are thinner.

Suppose you take a hunk of one ply and fold it over to a decent thickness. You might have say three layers. So three of the one ply thicknesses.

Now take two play and fold up enough to get to the same thickness as your first wad. You'll have more layers because of the thin double plys of each square. The thin plys are easier to break and poke through, so you gain nothing. Same thickness of wad, but yours is way easier to poke through.

In both cases you have just one surface to rub with. The two ply just breaks quicker and ends up crumbling into dingle berries in your ass hairs. The thick one ply layers hold to gether better. So just get a good oneply that has a decent surface and you'll be better off.

Posted: 12/16/2005 3:06:59 PM EDT

[#10]

Real men have two options for toilet paper:

and

Posted: 12/16/2005 3:07:00 PM EDT

[#11]

High grade TP, nothing beats it.

Posted: 12/16/2005 3:07:50 PM EDT

[#12]

Yes. That rough as sandpaper single ply stuff works for me.

And I buy the cheapest 2 ply stuff for home.

Can't stand that soft, thick stuff.

Posted: 12/16/2005 3:09:00 PM EDT

[#13]

Angel Soft.

Posted: 12/16/2005 3:11:01 PM EDT

[#14]

Right now man, whatever is cheapest.

Posted: 12/16/2005 3:14:23 PM EDT

[#15]

LOL!

I knew this thread was about TP before I even clicked on it!

Posted: 12/16/2005 3:17:03 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
Concur with the poll.

I love the soft stuff but it does not collect the poop as well as the medium grit stuff.

That sums it up.

If I give birth to a food baby, last thing I want to do is sit around wiping my ass for days on end with toilet paper that is like velvet.

Hell, give me a roll of those paper shop towels instead so that I can be done sometime this century and be on my way.

Further, I sometimes wonder about those european twits who have become so used to the bidet ass washers. What do they do when they go some place without a ass doucher? Cry and complain that the toilet paper hurts their poor sensitive hieney?

Posted: 12/16/2005 3:18:26 PM EDT

[#17]

I stick with the good stuff. I'm not interested in a break through in toilet paper.

Posted: 12/16/2005 3:23:53 PM EDT

[#18]

Costco baby wipes #1

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