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Posted: 12/16/2005 11:09:19 AM EDT
[#1]
Let's don't.
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Posted: 12/16/2005 11:10:17 AM EDT
[#2]
+ Eleventy Billion |
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Posted: 12/16/2005 11:13:08 AM EDT
[#3]
Cowboy Up!
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Posted: 12/16/2005 11:22:53 AM EDT
[#4]
Yeah..bashing a homosexual cowboy movie is NOT PC and only reveals how lacking you are in your willingness to embrace diversity and welcome multiculturalism.
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Posted: 12/16/2005 11:24:59 AM EDT
[#5]
Cowboy 1: Boy, it sure is powerful cold out today.
Cowboy2: *mmmph mmmmpppph gag choke cough mmmmmmmmph* |
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Posted: 12/16/2005 11:25:00 AM EDT
[#6]
 Winner. |
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Posted: 12/16/2005 11:31:52 AM EDT
[#7]
That is just plain wrong! 
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Posted: 12/16/2005 11:33:55 AM EDT
[#8]
yep |
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Posted: 12/16/2005 11:43:20 AM EDT
[#9]
How do you know that the butt-fucking, dick-sucking cowboys are multicultural? |
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Posted: 12/16/2005 11:44:23 AM EDT
[#10]
GAY COWBOYS?! WHAT IN TARNATION?!
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Posted: 12/16/2005 11:59:32 AM EDT
[#11]
Rodney kills me! |
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Posted: 12/16/2005 12:07:46 PM EDT
[#12]
Lets go watch the cock fight behind the barn...
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Posted: 12/16/2005 12:10:23 PM EDT
[#13]
I'm hungry for pudding.
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Posted: 12/16/2005 12:14:01 PM EDT
[#14]
Thought of some more....
"Is that your COLT, or are you just happy to see me?" and... "When you get dem' supplies from the CHUCK wagon, remember....I don't like PIE !" |
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Posted: 12/16/2005 12:21:19 PM EDT
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Two cowboys are accompanying a small herd of cattle on a long drive to Abilene. They come upon a heifer with her head stuck in a fence. Lem jumps off his horse, drope his jeans and commences laying the wood to Ol' Bessie. Red watches with confused interest.
Lem looks over his shoulder and says "Red, you have GOT to try this! I's great!" Red hesitates a moment, then shrugs. "Well, if you say so, Lem," he says. He dismounts, walks over near the heifer, drops his jeans, and sticks his head through the fence. |
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Posted: 12/16/2005 1:04:17 PM EDT
[#16]
On a radio show they got a spoof going called "Bareback Mountain".
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Posted: 12/16/2005 1:07:39 PM EDT
[#17]
Sounds like they've been reading arfcom, except they misspelled "Bareback Mountin'". |
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Posted: 12/16/2005 1:10:20 PM EDT
[#18]
"This is excellent pudding, let's explore our sexuality."
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Posted: 12/16/2005 1:12:53 PM EDT
[#19]
Well, "Hey cowpoke" takes on a whole new meaning....
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Posted: 12/16/2005 1:13:11 PM EDT
[#20]
Stop it…
You have been mislead this move is not about Cowboys… they are sheep herders which explains a lot. |
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Posted: 12/16/2005 1:25:50 PM EDT
[#21]
fixed it |
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Posted: 12/16/2005 1:25:56 PM EDT
[#22]
"We're gonna fuck you, Sheriff. We're gonna fuck you real slow."
Goerge Carlin |
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Posted: 12/16/2005 4:59:54 PM EDT
[#23]
Ride him cowboy!
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Posted: 12/16/2005 5:03:20 PM EDT
[#24]
"Morning Larry."
"Morning Bob." "Was that your dick in my butt last night Larry?" "Sure was Bob." |
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Posted: 12/16/2005 5:21:15 PM EDT
[#25]
I hope they make a lesbian sequal, they could call it Fur Traders of Brokeback Mountain.
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Posted: 12/16/2005 5:23:14 PM EDT
[#26]
yep with rosie odonut, janet reno, and AZ governor Janet Napolitano! sick bastard |
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Posted: 12/16/2005 5:55:28 PM EDT
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Gay cowboys? The fart scene in Blazing Saddles would have been a silent picture.
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Posted: 12/16/2005 6:04:19 PM EDT
[#28]
My, my, you have a LONG little doggie.
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Posted: 12/16/2005 6:08:05 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/16/2005 6:10:15 PM EDT
[#30]
"Hey, Lasso my Assho"
SG |
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Posted: 12/16/2005 6:12:42 PM EDT
[#31]
Gives new meaning to the expression "rode hard and put up wet"
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Posted: 12/16/2005 6:15:47 PM EDT
[#32]
Hey There Pardner, May I push up your stool for you?
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Posted: 12/16/2005 6:22:23 PM EDT
[#33]
We need to bring back Sgtar for a one time remake of the movie.
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Posted: 12/16/2005 6:26:37 PM EDT
[#34]
That's a pretty good one. |
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Posted: 12/16/2005 6:44:15 PM EDT
[#35]
Scene opens with two "cowboys" in the tent as John Wayne walks in.....
John Wayne : "WTF!"  BANG  BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG |
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Posted: 12/16/2005 6:47:35 PM EDT
[#36]
true, he could make some powerfully ghey movies  EPOCH |
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Posted: 12/16/2005 7:23:10 PM EDT
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Haven't heard of this before........must be something new
  WARPED IDEAS 1) They could be named Neal and Bob. 2) They spend their spare time slow-dancing to Garth Brooks. 3) They spend a lot of time brushing the dust off of each other's jeans. 4) They ride REAL short horses with bobbed tails..... (.........Ahh, I think I'm gonna be sick........) |
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Posted: 12/16/2005 7:33:45 PM EDT
[#38]
"Bein' alone on the prairie day after day, month after month, gives a man needs... powerful strong needs. You know what I mean Bob?
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Posted: 12/16/2005 7:37:05 PM EDT
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"Bein' a "cowboy" in some liberal, piece-of-shit, trashy movie is nothin' to be proud of pard'ner. All this destruction of American icons is enough to make a man give up on humanity. I wish I could have found a part in something more like Red Dawn."
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Posted: 12/16/2005 8:16:42 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/16/2005 8:20:09 PM EDT
[#41]
"I wish I never met you. I'm going back to sheep."
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Posted: 12/16/2005 8:24:27 PM EDT
[#42]
Sadist cowboys "Grab my rope partner and while youre at it, Let's use the whip too"
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Posted: 12/17/2005 2:53:31 AM EDT
[#43]
How about with Angelina Jolie and Chelize Theron with Catherine Zeta-Jones as the corrupt sheriff. Lots of jail scenes. Cells with only one little cot. |
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Posted: 12/17/2005 3:40:08 AM EDT
[#44]
"So,what's for breakfast ?"
"Not sure..But let's have incredibly rough jail type sex and figure it out" |
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Posted: 12/17/2005 3:41:18 AM EDT
[#45]
Ashley Judd and Alizee...with Tera Patrick as the sheriff. |
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