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Posted: 12/15/2005 5:24:31 PM EDT
I wonder how long before Wolfman chimes in?
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My first thought was a new twist in the 12 days of Christmas. |
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I thought I had heard it all... and along came a story about a stoned owl in a Christmas tree.
- BG |
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I dont see what the big deal is they found a stone owl in a pot at Christmas?
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Man, you think having an owl around puts a dent in the mouse population, wait until you get an owl with the munchies.
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Odd, I wonder how the owl smoked it as you can not get stoned from eating non-heated pot. The stuff needs to be smoked or cooked like in brownies to activate the dope ... from what I heard.
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Sounds like a candidate for snopes.com. Where was the Christmas tree? They found this thing in something they had tied to their car? In their living room???? Bird food contains hemp seed. Check it out on the bird food labels when you are in the pet store. It was exempted from the law in 1937 because it is considered necessary to the good health of many types of birds. They do get visibly high if they get enough of them. However,s eed-eating birds eat them -- not meat-eating birds. Unless owls have suddenly turned vegetarian, there is something wrong with the story. |
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This is going to be a major problem, once an animal gets a taste for weed you can't keep them away from it, I had this cat.... umm nevermind...
Can't you just picture this conversation? "Dude, like, I was smoking out in park man, no listen I was smoking out in the park and this bird, no really it was a bird man, just swoops down and made off with my baggie man..." "No WAAY man" "Way, no shit man, I think it was an owl man." |
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Nope. People can get stoned from eating it raw. |
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Perhaps a family member lit up in the living room creating a dense fog for the owl to enhale?
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You heard wrong. If a cat eats a gram of good dope, it'll be stoned for about a week. |
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it would just have to eat a much larger amount. |
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The owl was given a blood test to find out if it was stoned?
They bother arresting the owl once they scientifically determined that it was a lawbreaker? |
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Tagged to go into my classics file.
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, A stoned owl in a Christmas tree... |
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I wonder if they're from the same area... |
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Do you know why we pulled you over, Mr. Owl?
Speeding and... Speeding and... |
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No, you heard wrong. marijuana has to be heated to somewhere around 300 degrees (I forget the exact amount) in order to release its tetra hydro chloride (THC). That's why it's either smoked or cooked in brownies. |
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You NEED to click the page I linked above! |
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And how much raw pot have you eaten? Been there, done that, you're wrong. |
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On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 2 little 2 late. |
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Been telling people animals do drugs for years.
I really wonder how many deer running into headlights are stoned. I had a friend in HS who hung two large MJ plants from a tree to dry. he went back a few days later to find 2 stalks and a trampled area full of animal tracks. It is a natural desire for organisms to want to expand their mind, get high, catch a buzz, etc. I don't advocate it but it's reality IMO. That and the fact this is America are reasons that I believe drugs should be legalized. Just stay home, don't drive and leave me the Hell out of it. Now what was the question? disclaimer: drjarhead does not advocate the use of marijuana or other ilicit substances. |
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Correction. It doesn't have to be heated. The active ingredients vaporize at less than 200 degrees. THC is tetrahydrocannabinol. |
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It was for the unimaginative. |
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The curse of drinking and posting. |
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Four calling birds Three French hens Two turtledoves And a stoooooned ooooowl in a Christmaaaas treeeeeeeee! |
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I knew cloride didn't sound right, but just 'cause it doesn't have to reach 200 degrees doesn't mean it doesn't have to be heated. How would you get it to 150 degrees without heating it? I'm sure an owl's gut isn't much hotter than 100 degrees. And then it would have to vaporize before he shit it out. |
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People, and animals, can eat it at room temperature, right off the growing plant and get stoned. Seen it more than once. |
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...And a stoner owl passed out in a fir tree! |
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Lovebirds, in particular, seem to love cannabis seed. A friend had one years ago and would feed the bird all his collected marijuana seeds. The bird would specifically pick them out of the other bird food and eat them first. After it had a bunch of them it would sit up on its perch with its eyes half closed slowly rocking back and forth and occasionally giving a contented chirp. |
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Fixed it. |
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How about we just give your parents a call and tell them what you've been up to - huh? Would you like me to do that, hmm? Your Parents. I said; your parents. You heard me. STOP SAYING FUCKING WHO!" |
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Now my co-workers are stareing at me trying to figure out whats so funny
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ok i have heard it all. |
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Did you hear the one about the cows in Brazil who got into some bales of marijuana? They ate, and got the munchies, so they ate some more, and got more munchies. They wound up dying from overeating. True story. |
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