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Posted: 12/15/2005 7:23:49 AM EDT
Another great article by Ann.


WHY CAN'T I GET ARRESTED? By Ann Coulter
Wed Dec 14, 8:11 PM ET

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I'm getting a little insulted that no Democratic prosecutor has indicted me. Liberals bring trumped-up criminal charges against all the most dangerous conservatives. Why not me?



Democrat prosecutor Barry Krischer has spent two years and hundreds of thousands of dollars trying to find some criminal charge to bring against Rush Limbaugh. Political hack Ronnie Earle spent three years and went through six grand juries to indict     Tom DeLay. Liberals spent the last two years fantasizing in public about Karl Rove being indicted. Newt Gingrich was under criminal investigation for 3 1/2 years back in the '90s when liberals were afraid of him. Final result: No crime.

And of course, everybody cool in the Reagan administration was indicted. Or at least investigated and persecuted. Reagan's sainted attorney general Ed Meese was criminally investigated for 14 months before the prosecutor announced that he didn't have anything (but denounced Meese as a crook anyway).

I note that nobody ever wanted to indict Bob Dole or Gerald Ford (except, of course, other Republicans).

In the Nixon administration, liberals even brought "Deep Throat" up on charges -- and he was one of you people! What, now I'm not even as hip as "Deep Throat"?

I've done a lot for my country. I think I deserve to be indicted, too. How am I supposed to show my face around Washington if I haven't been "frog-marched" out of my office by some liberal D.A. looking to move to D.C. for the next Democratic administration? What's a girl have to do to become a "person of interest" around here? Mr. Krischer, where do I go to get rid of my reputation?

Barry Krischer has been going around calling El Rushbo a criminal for more than two years but has yet to bring any charges. Last month, Krischer's assistant, James Martz, told the court that his office has "no idea" if Limbaugh has even committed a crime. I'm no lawyer -- hey, wait a minute, yes I am! -- but it sounds like maybe Krischer's maid has been out scoring him stupid pills again.

These liberals are fanatics about privacy when it comes to man-boy sex and stabbing forks into partially-born children. But a maid alleges that she bought Rush Limbaugh a few Percodans, and suddenly the government has declared a war on prescription painkillers.

Liberals are more optimistic about the charges against Tom DeLay than they are about the charges against     Saddam Hussein -- and the only living things Tom DeLay ever exterminated were rats and bugs.

In the remaining money-laundering case against DeLay, the prosecutors have acknowledged that they cannot produce the actual list of candidates who allegedly gained from the purported money-laundering scheme. But they hope to introduce a facsimile cobbled together from someone's memory.

In other words, during Rathergate, the case against the president consisted of a faked memo, whereas the case against Tom DeLay consists of an imaginary one.

Charges like these are not brought at random. They are brought against people who pose the greatest threat to liberals. (What am I? Miss Congeniality?)

The only difference between the Stalin-era prosecutions -- also enthusiastically defended by liberals -- and these prosecutions is that it's possible to get acquitted here. But the validity of the charges is about the same.

The only way to stop the left's criminalization of conservatism is to start indicting liberals.

It wasn't calm persuasion that convinced liberals the independent counsel law was a bad idea. It was an independent prosecutor investigating     Bill Clinton (who actually was a felon!).

It wasn't logical argument that got them to admit that -- sometimes -- women do lie about sexual harassment. It was half a dozen women accusing Bill Clinton of groping, flashing or raping them.

It wasn't the plain facts that got liberals to admit that, sometimes, "objective" news reports can be biased. It was the appearance of Fox News Channel.

Can't we rustle up a right-wing prosecutor to indict Teddy Kennedy for Mary Jo Kopechne's drowning? Unlike the cases against Limbaugh and DeLay, Mary Jo's death was arguably a crime, and we could probably prove it in court.

Link Posted: 12/15/2005 8:18:37 AM EDT
[#1]
-- but it sounds like maybe Krischer's maid has been out scoring him stupid pills again.







Ann most certainly knows how to get under the skin of a liberal
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 8:20:40 AM EDT
[#2]
Ann makes me feel
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 8:34:53 AM EDT
[#3]
Ann's too 'purty for jail!
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 8:41:12 AM EDT
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Can't we rustle up a right-wing prosecutor to indict Teddy Kennedy for Mary Jo Kopechne's drowning? Unlike the cases against Limbaugh and DeLay, Mary Jo's death was arguably a crime, and we could probably prove it in court.




+1
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 8:43:11 AM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
Ann's too 'purty for jail!



Actually, I wouldn't mind seeing Ann in a women's prison. All those women, alone, cold, with only each other for comfort...


Excuse me.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 8:44:23 AM EDT
[#6]

What am I? Miss Congeniality?



Yes you are Ann...  Your the best, and you really crack my ass up with articles like this!
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 8:48:07 AM EDT
[#7]
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 8:54:19 AM EDT
[#8]

Quoted: Actually, I wouldn't mind seeing Ann in a women's prison. All those women, alone, cold, with only each other for comfort... Excuse me.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 8:56:26 AM EDT
[#9]
F' um YOU GO GIRL!!!!!
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 8:58:57 AM EDT
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Ann makes me feel smarter when I agree with her. It's wonderful to hear an intelligent voice standing up to the Liberal hysteria.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 9:02:08 AM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Ann's too 'purty for jail!



Actually, I wouldn't mind seeing Ann in a women's prison. All those women, alone, cold, with only each other for comfort...


Excuse me.



Snap out of it!
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 9:08:26 AM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Ann's too 'purty for jail!



Actually, I wouldn't mind seeing Ann in a women's prison. All those women, alone, cold, with only each other for comfort...


Excuse me.



A la Chained Heat?

I'll be right back.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 9:11:35 AM EDT
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Gotta agree with brassburn,

Rushbo admitted his dealing/using, and went into rehab. Soft pedelling on some facts makes her other points seem less valid.
Link Posted: 12/15/2005 9:30:32 AM EDT
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...now I'm not even as hip as "Deep Throat"?


I didn't read it that way the first time

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