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Posted: 12/14/2005 5:56:00 PM EDT
Peter Pullen.
He's the head coach of the Dayton Dunbar high school basketball team in Ohio. Why in the name of all that's holy would a parent place that sort of name on their child? LOL. I bet he had to beat up lots of other kids growing up, so maybe he did at least learn toughness through that moniker, not unlike the "Sue" character in Johnny Cash's "A Boy Named Sue". And in this poor fella's case, even last name first, first name last would not provide much relief, because Peter Pullen would then become Pullen Peter. See? There's just no way to win! |
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Parents. Surely you could interpret the typo. It happens. |
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I know a man whose last name is "Dick." His parents named him "Richard."
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LOL. |
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I know a Richard Slaughter.
The name Dick Slaughter.....it scares me! |
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But they don't call him DICK, right? |
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My poor male cousin was given the name "Kamia" (suppossedly Native American) by his hippie parents.
Their daughter named her child "Lotus Blossom." She lives in Berkeley, is unmarried and lived in a genuine Teepee in a campground when she had the kid. |
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Believe it or not, I went to school with a gal whos father's name was Dick Large.
I bet people think he is egotistical when filling out forms that require last name first. |
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I know a guy named Richard Schmack....tell me that gy wasn't teased as a kid |
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I don't know. He's in his very late 50's, and I've mostly talked to his wife (he's not very friendly). She calls him "Richard." Under the circumstances I know them (job), I can't ask about it, or even let on I have noticed it. |
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There's a business near here called "Dick Power and Associates" and the blurb underneath that reads: "the Tool Man."
I shit you not. |
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Used to know a guy named Richard, too. Poor schmuck's last name was "Hedd".
God, he went through hell..... |
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Was watching a show with the wife last night. Some asshat celeb named his kid "Pilot Inspector".
What....the....fuck...... |
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God's honest truth....
7/8th grade home room teacher....Anita Head. Her husbands name was richard..... |
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One of my professors in college had the last name "Case".
He said if he would have had a son he would have named him Justin. Justin Case. He only had daughters though. |
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Someone I know named ___ Dick, he married ___ Love, her married name, ____ Love-Dick
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Then there was the high school football coach over in the valley where I use to live. Last name was Crapper. Can't remember his first name.
NMSight |
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I worked in a fur trading place up in Canada and one of the buyers that came in for the sales was named Harry Wiener. Another buyer was named Morris(Mo) Faggot, I kid you not.
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I knew a Justin Case Scott once. His parents evidently had a sense of humor. |
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i know a guy named "Harry Love".... And I have a friend namd Chris Michal Hunt, which hwas often slurre into Kiss-My-Cunt.
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My Aunt knew a guy named Wigglebottoms Whetmore.
He had it changed as soon as he turned 18. |
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I don't blame him. What a fucked up name. |
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If my niece had been a nephew, there was a good chance of being named Walker Colt ________. My brother suggested it as a joke and SIL liked it.
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friend in High school's last name was Wacker, her dad was John Wacker, who incidentally owned "wacker plumbing"
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I believe that John Crapper developed/invented the flush toilet, I'd always thought it was an urban legend until I was standing in front of a porcelain urninal in an old building and looked down at the logo... It was a genuine "Crapper" (I shit you not!) |
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There's a guy from Nicaragua in my spanish class name Stalin Castro. And yes, he wears Che shirts all the damn time.
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It is a myth Thomas Crapper did not invent the flush toilet.
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Hmmmm. I would have expected him to be a urologist. |
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Almost forgot, the priest at the church I went to as a kid was named Father Godly
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haha patents. LEARN TO SPELL
but seriously, you're a great guy |
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In high school back in the 80's some of the Seniors would go off campus and eat at a popular burger joint owned and run by middle easterners..Those of us left on campus would call the restaurant and ask whoever answered the phone to page "Mike Hunt, Anita Mann..etc" over the PA...I always get a little teary eyed when I saw little Bart pulling the same prank in "The Simpsons"
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So what's his new last name? I'm reminded of the strange pairs of last names sometimes found in weddings, like George Dixon and Martha Butts. The "Dixon-Butts" wedding, and similar goofs. CJ |
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I'd be getting released from jail for some Lizzie Borden type shit for my 18th Birthday |
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guy on my boat ... last name cummings, when ever he got paiged over the 1mc they said seaman cummings report/call ____. when ever they did that who ever was near him would start moaning
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There is somebody in this building with the last name of Nipple.
Not me, I'm glad to say. |
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i have female asian customer by the name Misouk. her wasp husband, (i shit you not) Harold "Harry" Smallwood. i grit my teeth every damn time one of them, especially her, comes in. i always have to bolt back to my office and snicker like TRG's avatar when they leave.
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Not as bad as most of the above, but I work with Al Dente. Yep he's Italian.
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My aunt shared a room with a woman at the hospital (when she gave birth to her third daughter) who named her new little girl "placenta" ...I shit thee not! I also worked in a seedy neighborhood once with a guy named Geometry. Wy wife has a distant cousin in LA named................Lavender Lace..........She's destined to become a stripper with that one.
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