I had a supervisor once who told a room of detectives and their supervisors (in an effort to get them fired up over an investigation he thought was important) "If you want a wiretap on this guy or any of his associates, we'll get you one, no problem!" [stupid boss/coach-type Grin of Manly Enthusiasm] My eyes popped about 3" out of my skull, I being the only .gov employee within 100 miles who had written a wiretap in the preceding 3 years.
That's sort of like saying "And hey, if you want, we'll translate the King James Bible into Romanian and then back into Greek & Hebrew, no problem!" [stupid boss/coach-type Grin of Manly Enthusiasm] It can be done, but it's complex, time-consuming, governed by rigid and arcane rules, and. of course, the jackass making the promise has no idea how to do it himself.