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Archived [ARCHIVED THREAD] - RUMOR MILL: Tookie is ALIVE!!!!!!
Posted: 12/14/2005 7:15:52 AM EDT
A reliable source out of south Florida reports that the execution of Stanley (Tookie) Williams at San Quinten Prison was staged and that Tookie is still alive.

A prison guard who wishes to remain anonymous reports that the "execution" was an elaborate Hollywood-staged set-up and that the Governor of California was complicit in the faked death.  According to the source, the "governator" was appeasing his Hollywood constituency who had petitioned him for a stay of execution.  Bending to the public outcry for mercy and the real threat that his support base in Hollywood would pull the drawstrings closed on their support for his next election, the governor staged the execution.

When asked on Wednesday morning about his ordeal, Tooky stated:  "I was scared sh*%tless and thought I was gonna' die.  Now leave me alone bitch... I gots a book to write".

The Governor's office is presently working on an angle to spin this "execution" as "Tooky resurected--The Movie" and hope that everyone buys the story.

Lawdog

Link Posted: 12/14/2005 7:16:37 AM EDT
[#1]
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 7:17:37 AM EDT
[#2]
Admit it.  Your reliable source is actually one of the voices in your head.  

Link Posted: 12/14/2005 7:18:37 AM EDT
[#3]
I thought that was him with Elvis at McDonalds this morning.






Link Posted: 12/14/2005 7:20:06 AM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:
I thought that was him with Elvis at McDonalds this morning.







You saw them too?

They must move fast cuz Im in NE....

Link Posted: 12/14/2005 7:25:31 AM EDT
[#5]
he was Terminated!
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 7:27:18 AM EDT
[#6]
IBTL
(I Believe Tookie Lives)
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 7:27:33 AM EDT
[#7]
IBTL

Link Posted: 12/14/2005 7:28:18 AM EDT
[#8]

Link Posted: 12/14/2005 7:32:30 AM EDT
[#9]
Your source must be Pieceofstink.
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 7:34:17 AM EDT
[#10]
Okay its a joke, I get it now but it sucks
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 7:34:47 AM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
A reliable source out of south Florida reports that the execution of Stanley (Tookie) Williams at San Quinten Prison was staged and that Tookie is still alive.

A prison guard who wishes to remain anonymous reports that the "execution" was an elaborate Hollywood-staged set-up and that the Governor of California was complicit in the faked death.  According to the source, the "governator" was appeasing his Hollywood constituency who had petitioned him for a stay of execution.  Bending to the public outcry for mercy and the real threat that his support base in Hollywood would pull the drawstrings closed on their support for his next election, the governor staged the execution.

When asked on Wednesday morning about his ordeal, Tooky stated:  "I was scared sh*%tless and thought I was gonna' die.  Now leave me alone bitch... I gots a book to write".

The Governor's office is presently working on an angle to spin this "execution" as "Tooky resurected--The Movie" and hope that everyone buys the story.

Lawdog


Do you ever post anything useful?

Or even funny?
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 7:35:16 AM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
Admit it.  Your reliable source is actually one of the voices in your head your brother who works for the Orange County Sheriffs Department in So Cal.  


Had to.

Link Posted: 12/14/2005 7:37:41 AM EDT
[#13]
Is pieceofstink behind this?


Damnit gunner beat me to it.
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 7:38:38 AM EDT
[#14]
Must be nice living in your own world. Hey at least you know everybody!
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 7:38:42 AM EDT
[#15]
Do you ever post anything useful? Or even funny?


Sour grapes, fizassist... just 'cause I didn't name you as one of the smartest guys on this site.  So, piss off ass hat

Link Posted: 12/14/2005 7:40:01 AM EDT
[#16]
Admit it.  Your reliable source is actually one of the voices in your head.


The voices in my head are more reliable than any others I've come across..........

Link Posted: 12/14/2005 7:48:09 AM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
Do you ever post anything useful? Or even funny?


Sour grapes, fizassist... just 'cause I didn't name you as one of the smartest guys on this site.  So, piss off ass hat


What are you talking about...?
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 8:06:04 AM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
Your source must be Pieceofstink.



pieceofstink lied Tookie died.

Link Posted: 12/14/2005 8:12:44 AM EDT
[#19]
It's true it's true I saw Tookie, Elvis, Tupac, and Richard Pryor at a strip club just yesterday before I left the bar. They said they were waiting on John Ridder to show up so they could go to some party. It's true I tell you

Link Posted: 12/14/2005 8:13:41 AM EDT
[#20]
squatdog, pieceofstink, and lawdog are all the same.

What is the fascination with dogs and poop?
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 8:16:34 AM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
Must be nice living in your own world. Hey at least you know everybody!


I haven't met the nice folks that just moved in...

Link Posted: 12/14/2005 8:19:58 AM EDT
[#22]

it's not a rumor

Link Posted: 12/14/2005 8:28:01 AM EDT
[#23]
Uncle Stink chiming in here-not only does this appear to be true, but I now have a reliable source in Philly who tells me mumia and tookie are actually the same dude.  and mumia will not only receive clemency, he will be pardoned.

Link Posted: 12/14/2005 8:28:51 AM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:
Quoted:
....

Lawdog


Do you ever post anything useful?

Or even funny?


Wasn't this the same guy who started the "post your gpa from college, but don't even bother if you weren't honors" thread? lol

Link Posted: 12/14/2005 8:30:13 AM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
i20.photobucket.com/albums/b243/dooobious/arnoldstfu.jpg
it's not a rumor


Now that's funny.  
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 9:46:28 AM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
Quoted:
i20.photobucket.com/albums/b243/dooobious/arnoldstfu.jpg
it's not a rumor


Now that's funny.  


VERY funny.  
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 6:20:08 PM EDT
[#27]
It's true it's true I saw Tookie, Elvis, Tupac, and Richard Pryor at a strip club just yesterday before I left the bar. They said they were waiting on John Ridder to show up so they could go to some party. It's true I tell you



........and Tim McVeigh was driving the Limo, right?
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 6:21:46 PM EDT
[#28]
What's up with these dumbass rumor mill posts that are extremely off base.  Haven't read through so I can't judge the tone but is this a Chuck Norris type of thing?



Enlighten me!  

Link Posted: 12/14/2005 6:23:38 PM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:
It's true it's true I saw Tookie, Elvis, Tupac, and Richard Pryor at a strip club just yesterday before I left the bar. They said they were waiting on John Ridder to show up so they could go to some party. It's true I tell you



........and Tim McVeigh was driving the Limo, right?



No im pretty sure that bastard is in hell..............."trust me"  
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