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Posted: 12/14/2005 5:04:31 AM EDT
www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,178652,00.html
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Posted: 12/14/2005 5:08:21 AM EDT
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dick cheney had it blown up.
they are practicing for NO part 2 |
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Posted: 12/14/2005 5:08:41 AM EDT
[#2]
There was an old dam in Mass. that was on the verge of failing and flooding some town last month. Apparently there are quite a few old, marginal, dams around.
But I'm on high ground and don't care... |
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Posted: 12/14/2005 5:10:15 AM EDT
[#3]
We're reporting that there are over 800 bilion people dead.
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Posted: 12/14/2005 5:11:45 AM EDT
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Oh no!!! It's....it's..... Global Warming!!!!!! AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
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Posted: 12/14/2005 5:55:48 AM EDT
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The guy who runs our Missouri office is actually from Lesterville, MO. He left this morning to go home to try to find his famiily. Phones are out all over the region.
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Posted: 12/14/2005 6:01:07 AM EDT
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Probably a bunch of rednecks were using it as a backstop and wore a hole in it.
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Posted: 12/14/2005 6:04:49 AM EDT
[#7]
I broke the dam.
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Posted: 12/14/2005 6:06:38 AM EDT
[#8]
It's obviously Bush's fault!
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Posted: 12/14/2005 6:09:06 AM EDT
[#9]
No, I broke the dam. |
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Posted: 12/14/2005 6:11:40 AM EDT
[#10]
No, I broke the damn dam. |
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Posted: 12/14/2005 6:25:21 AM EDT
[#11]
No, I broke the f&@(ing dam! ....in a boat ....that wasnt mine ....there was an explosion |
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Posted: 12/14/2005 6:25:21 AM EDT
[#12]
No, it's George Bush's fault. |
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Posted: 12/14/2005 6:28:50 AM EDT
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I heard that the survivors are having to resort to cannabalism to survive. George Bush hates MO people ! |
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Posted: 12/14/2005 6:32:01 AM EDT
[#14]
Crab People
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Posted: 12/14/2005 6:32:08 AM EDT
[#15]
This gets funny when half the posters don't recognize the South Park references!!
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Posted: 12/14/2005 6:34:46 AM EDT
[#16]
You guys can argue about who is broke and damned, but I'm running there to get the $2000 gift card. WooHoo!
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Posted: 12/14/2005 6:37:00 AM EDT
[#17]
Bush broke the dam.
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Posted: 12/14/2005 6:39:06 AM EDT
[#18]
Halliburton's Weather/Levee/Dam Busting Machine did it. I should know. I designed it in my uber secret evil lab located deep in the catacombs under the White House. Oops, now I have to move again! Dammit.
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Posted: 12/14/2005 7:03:21 AM EDT
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I didn't think that my fart was that hard!
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Posted: 12/14/2005 7:30:23 AM EDT
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The temperture in MO just hit 1 million degrees!
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Posted: 12/14/2005 7:33:56 AM EDT
[#21]
Beaver rescue falls short
 -Foxxz |
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Posted: 12/14/2005 7:35:30 AM EDT
[#22]
The ghost of Guy Gibson.
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Posted: 12/14/2005 7:36:18 AM EDT
[#23]
Damage is expected to be in the HUNDREDS!
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Posted: 12/14/2005 7:37:33 AM EDT
[#24]
BUSH HATES BEAVERS!!!
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Posted: 12/14/2005 7:37:41 AM EDT
[#25]
Global Warming broke the dam.......and its coming right at us !
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Posted: 12/14/2005 7:40:23 AM EDT
[#26]
The George W. Bush "Hurricane Machine" is to blame.
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Posted: 12/14/2005 7:47:28 AM EDT
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"I'm Spartacus!" |
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Posted: 12/14/2005 8:03:03 AM EDT
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GOD DAMN IT ! I BROKE THE DAM !!!
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Posted: 12/14/2005 8:10:49 AM EDT
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"Wow, You've actually witnessed murder, rape, & cannablism?"
"No, Tom. We're just reporting it!" |
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Posted: 12/14/2005 8:12:51 AM EDT
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Well, I cracked it just a little. So I went to the Walmart and bought some superglue, it was advertised as being super duper strong, and I came back to the dam and tried to fix the crack with it. And while I was trying to fix it, I dropped it and it broke really good the second time.
I'm trying to hide the pieces somewhere in Arkansas so my mom will just think its missing. |
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Posted: 12/14/2005 8:18:43 AM EDT
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There was no dam breech. Be assured. The dam is safe, protected. No I am not scared, and neither should you be! Fox News, they always depend on a method what I call ... stupid, silly. All I ask is check yourself. Do not in fact repeat their lies. The dam has destroyed 2 tanks, fighter planes, 2 helicopters and their shovels - The dam has driven them back. I triple guarantee you, there is no dam breech in Lesterville, Missouri. Or Baghdad. |
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Posted: 12/14/2005 8:21:50 AM EDT
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I went to the dam to get some dam water.
The dam man told me I couldn't have any dam water. So I told the dam man to keep his dam water! -Foxxz |
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Posted: 12/14/2005 8:25:20 AM EDT
[#33]
I lost all my guns in a damn dam flood!
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Posted: 12/14/2005 8:27:54 AM EDT
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Those darn Vandals!
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Posted: 12/14/2005 9:00:10 AM EDT
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More info here: gatewaypundit.blogspot.com/2005/12/dam-busts-in-southern-missouri.html
What I'd like to know is, who decided this was a good design for a reservoir?   Edit: Fixed the pic. |
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Posted: 12/14/2005 9:07:55 AM EDT
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The power company, that's who. Water is pumped into the reservoir during off peak usage, then used to supplement peak power demand. Now then, don't nobody start dissing the highest mountain in Missouri (we're already sufficiently embarrassed). ETA: This isn't funny, the on site supervisor at Johnson Shut-ins State Park plus his family were missing this morning. Their home was just a little upstream from the power plant tailrace. The building is gone, according to rescuers from Lesterville. |
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Posted: 12/14/2005 12:18:10 PM EDT
[#37]
That's actually kind of cool...up until the breach. |
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Posted: 12/14/2005 12:20:38 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/14/2005 12:51:55 PM EDT
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Any arfcommers in the area wish to retract insurance statements saying their gun colletion was lost when the boat overturned?
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Posted: 12/14/2005 1:25:51 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/14/2005 5:13:23 PM EDT
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I bet all your guns got lost too?
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