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Posted: 12/13/2005 11:35:07 AM EDT

Wrangler wearing sweet southern cowgirl. Loves guns n fun. Sweet as bag of sugar damnit. Believes a womans job is to take care of her man in any and every way he wants. Thinks to many women are uppity and thinks that being a woman doesn't entitle her to anything special. Honestly she's the type of woman that is truely happy to make her man happy. Did I meantion she's HOT!
The one in the shirt showin some belly NOT the other one.

Perfect in everyway but one.....
She lives in Texas

Posted: 12/13/2005 11:36:41 AM EDT

[#1]

Got her number? I just broke up wih Trillian, and need a replacement!

Posted: 12/13/2005 11:37:21 AM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
Perfect in everyway except....

She lives in Texas

That means one of us is probably tired of her shit.

Posted: 12/13/2005 11:37:26 AM EDT

[#3]

Congrats. My perfect woman came around last year, & she's still perfect. (also loves to shoot)

Posted: 12/13/2005 11:37:49 AM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
Got her number? I just broke up wih Trillian, and need a replacement!

FOAD u bastard!. I'm wondering what kinda mileage the 'bird will get on I-30

Posted: 12/13/2005 11:39:02 AM EDT

[#5]

What's her PSI rating?

Vinyl or rubber?

The photo is fake.

Posted: 12/13/2005 11:39:53 AM EDT

[#6]

That's my 15 year old daughter you bastard!

Posted: 12/13/2005 11:39:56 AM EDT

[#7]

Well here is your oppurtunity to relocate to the greatest state in the Union.

Posted: 12/13/2005 11:40:08 AM EDT

[#8]

www.nomarriage.com

I'd make it "hot" but you need to cool off.

Posted: 12/13/2005 11:40:38 AM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
That's my 15 year old daughter you bastard!

Funniest shit all day.

Posted: 12/13/2005 11:41:19 AM EDT

[#10]

The Inflatable Love Piggie finally wear out on ya?

Posted: 12/13/2005 11:42:33 AM EDT

[#11]

aw, did imbroglio trick someone else?

Posted: 12/13/2005 11:42:39 AM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
Quoted:
That's my 15 year old daughter you bastard!

Funniest shit all day.

Posted: 12/13/2005 11:42:48 AM EDT

[#13]

You're doing this because your ex-wife reads this forum, right?

Posted: 12/13/2005 11:42:57 AM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
Wrangler wearing sweet southern cowgirl. Loves guns n fun. Sweet as bag of sugar damnit. Believes a womans job is to take care of her man in any and every way he wants. Thinks to many women are uppity and thinks that being a woman doesn't entitle her to anything special. Honestly she's the type of woman that is truely happy to make her man happy. Did I meantion she's HOT!
The one in the shirt showin some belly NOT the other one.
img.photobucket.com/albums/v236/dustyc/Hosting/ShowLetter.jpg
Perfect in everyway but one.....

She lives in Texas

Dude, on a good day you couldn't score either of them.

Posted: 12/13/2005 11:43:30 AM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
The Inflatable Love Piggie finally wear out on ya?

Posted: 12/13/2005 11:43:55 AM EDT

[#16]

Oh shit! That's the girl I met at the range!

Posted: 12/13/2005 11:44:27 AM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
You're doing this because your ex-wife reads this forum, right?

No but that does bring up an interesting point. Both my Exes are in Jonesboro, AR. The far northeast corner of AR. I'm in Little Rock, Dead Center. She's just the other side of Texarkana. Wonder if my brain is trying to get me further away from them.

Posted: 12/13/2005 11:45:01 AM EDT

[#18]

That's some creepy looking mural painting in the background.

Is the fat one a wicken?

Posted: 12/13/2005 11:45:07 AM EDT

[#19]

What does her T-shirt say?

Posted: 12/13/2005 11:45:09 AM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Wrangler wearing sweet southern cowgirl. Loves guns n fun. Sweet as bag of sugar damnit. Believes a womans job is to take care of her man in any and every way he wants. Thinks to many women are uppity and thinks that being a woman doesn't entitle her to anything special. Honestly she's the type of woman that is truely happy to make her man happy. Did I meantion she's HOT!
The one in the shirt showin some belly NOT the other one.
img.photobucket.com/albums/v236/dustyc/Hosting/ShowLetter.jpg
Perfect in everyway but one.....

She lives in Texas

Dude, on a good day you couldn't score either of them.

It's not a good day so I'm ok

Quoted:
What does her T-shirt say?

Not a damn clue.

Quoted:
That's some creepy looking mural painting in the background. Is the fat one a wicken?

halloween party or birthday party on halloween.

Seriously though, If she was closer I'd be doing my damndest. But I have about a 30 minute drive limit. Haven't found a woman worth more gas than that yet.

Posted: 12/13/2005 11:49:42 AM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:

She lives in Texas

She's still perfect..Your ass is in Arkansas...That's the problem!

Posted: 12/13/2005 11:50:49 AM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
Quoted:

She lives in Texas

She's still perfect..Your ass is in Arkansas...That's the problem!

No, I'm safe up here. Damn texans are crazy.

Posted: 12/13/2005 11:53:19 AM EDT

[#23]

Come on down Dusty, just be sure you go back, OK?

Posted: 12/13/2005 11:53:27 AM EDT

[#24]

What in God's name is that thing hanging in the background?

Posted: 12/13/2005 11:53:35 AM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
She lives in Texas

I'll take care of her for ya.

Posted: 12/13/2005 11:54:04 AM EDT

[#26]

None of it matters anyway -
You're still recovering from having your family jewels ventilated, then having hardware installed.

Posted: 12/13/2005 11:54:29 AM EDT

[#27]

You need this:

www.realhamster.com

Posted: 12/13/2005 11:55:38 AM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
Perfect in everyway but one.....

For some reason, given that this was posted by Dusty,as soon as I saw this my first thought was that she had a penis, but he was going to give it some time to see if they could work out their issues.

SBG

Posted: 12/13/2005 11:55:57 AM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
Quoted:
She lives in Texas

I'll take care of her for ya.

Motown, bring me the other one, it's gettin cold at night ........

Posted: 12/13/2005 11:58:02 AM EDT

[#30]

Well, I see a few problems with your "perfect woman" assessment:

First , she is taller than 3 ft

Second, She appears to have teeth

Third, she lacks the flat head necessary

But, as they say, "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder."

Posted: 12/13/2005 11:58:13 AM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Perfect in everyway but one.....

For some reason, given that this was posted by Dusty,as soon as I saw this my first thought was that she had a penis, but he was going to give it some time to see if they could work out their issues.

SBG

Ya'll think I'm wierd for having piercings, yet ya'll constantly think shit up like this? WTF?

She may as well though. Being from that damn far away there is no chance in hell of even trying it.

Posted: 12/13/2005 12:04:15 PM EDT

[#32]

There don't seem to be that many candles on the cake..Just how old are these little ladies anyway?

Posted: 12/13/2005 12:05:48 PM EDT

[#33]

The one I'm talkin to is legal that's all I need to know lol. I think it's a halloween party, man ur asking complicated shit now.

ETA hell I count 19. I'm only 25. The chick I'm talkin to is 23, never been married no kids.

Posted: 12/13/2005 12:08:06 PM EDT

[#34]

You're advocacy of "forced oral" didn't scare her away?

Posted: 12/13/2005 12:09:33 PM EDT

[#35]

Does she squirt?

Posted: 12/13/2005 12:09:37 PM EDT

[#36]

Hey is the princess there taken?

Posted: 12/13/2005 12:10:27 PM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:

You're advocacy of "forced oral" didn't scare her away?

Where'd I say I advocated it? I said some people are into it. It's a dom/sub thing 95% of people THINK they know about but don't. Just cause I understand something doesn't mean I'm into it or advocate it.

Posted: 12/13/2005 12:11:00 PM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:
Does she squirt?

I'll have to get back to you on that one

Posted: 12/13/2005 1:00:40 PM EDT

[#39]

23...

I'd quietly bring up her past.

She might be a Dr. Heckyl hiding...

Posted: 12/13/2005 1:03:13 PM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:
23...

I'd quietly bring up her past.

She might be a Dr. Heckyl hiding...

I'm perfectly happy living in fantasy land lol. I'm just kinda hoping her dad's not an Arfcommer. Countdown the "my daughter met this jackass pierced country fucker from Arkansas today" thread.

Posted: 12/13/2005 1:11:01 PM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:
She might be a Dr. Heckyl hiding...I'm perfectly happy living in fantasy land lol. I'm just kinda hoping her dad's not an Arfcommer. Countdown the "my daughter met this jackass pierced country fucker from Arkansas today" thread.

Would lighten shit up around here.

Seriously, she sounds good on paper. Just don't put all your eggs in one basket.

Posted: 12/13/2005 2:58:09 PM EDT

[#42]

Hey Dusty_C, you should hook up with slutty Vietnamese hotties living in TX.

Posted: 12/13/2005 3:11:21 PM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:
Wrangler wearing sweet southern cowgirl. Loves guns n fun. Sweet as bag of sugar damnit. Believes a womans job is to take care of her man in any and every way he wants. Thinks to many women are uppity and thinks that being a woman doesn't entitle her to anything special. Honestly she's the type of woman that is truely happy to make her man happy. Did I meantion she's HOT!

Dude...

Just forget about women for a while. You find the best ones when you are not looking.

Anyone that isn't at least 22-23 is still pretty young and will not know what they want.

But, good luck anyway, hope it works out better than you date with the stripper

Posted: 12/13/2005 3:17:54 PM EDT

[#44]

You have it wrong.

The perfect woman is blind, deaf, and dumb. No arms or legs. Nothing but a sex machine.

Posted: 12/13/2005 3:18:53 PM EDT

[#45]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Wrangler wearing sweet southern cowgirl. Loves guns n fun. Sweet as bag of sugar damnit. Believes a womans job is to take care of her man in any and every way he wants. Thinks to many women are uppity and thinks that being a woman doesn't entitle her to anything special. Honestly she's the type of woman that is truely happy to make her man happy. Did I meantion she's HOT!

Dude...

Just forget about women for a while. You find the best ones when you are not looking.

Anyone that isn't at least 22-23 is still pretty young and will not know what they want.

But, good luck anyway, hope it works out better than you date with the stripper

That whore lol. That's the thing, I'm not lookin and she's the girl I'd pursue. Not gonna happen though. I'm not even gonna attempt a long distance thing.