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Posted: 8/2/2001 7:47:32 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/2/2001 7:52:29 PM EDT
[#1]
Link Posted: 8/2/2001 8:28:44 PM EDT
[#2]
LMAO
Link Posted: 8/2/2001 8:42:35 PM EDT
[#3]
Yea, but is he a graduate of the mall ninja academy ??
[BD]
Link Posted: 8/2/2001 8:43:38 PM EDT
[#4]
Link Posted: 8/2/2001 8:44:36 PM EDT
[#5]
That 10/22 has "evil" features and must be a weapon of mass destruction.  I'm in.

Where do I get issued the .38?

Link Posted: 8/2/2001 8:52:20 PM EDT
[#6]
Link Posted: 8/2/2001 8:54:03 PM EDT
[#7]
The only thing saving us from an invasion of Bangladeshi and Nigerian “peace keepers” is the Army National Guard.  It’s a good thing that a report in May states that 60% of their rotary wing aircraft are unairworthy.  I feel very safe.  On the other hand, I think I’ll buy another brick of .22 ammo for the big showdown.
Link Posted: 8/2/2001 9:48:50 PM EDT
[#8]
why would you want to join some paramilitary anti-government army and shoot those evil fully automatic sniper HK-47's. the UN is a peace keeping force; like "duh". get a clue. read a book or something like Time magazine.

imliblio
Link Posted: 8/2/2001 9:59:05 PM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
Your personal .38 will be air-dropped to you on completion of Mall-Ninja Academy.
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Is it true, that to graduate, you have to dispatch a heavily armored shoplifter holding an egg in one hand and an uzi in the other, with your bare hands and without breaking the egg?

Or is that just another one of those Mall-Ninja academy rumors?

Sounds tough, but for the privilege of shooting a .38, I'll give it my best.  BTW, is this anything like "KISS Army"?


Link Posted: 8/2/2001 10:10:49 PM EDT
[#10]
Link Posted: 8/3/2001 12:23:30 AM EDT
[#11]
ok i got the "evil" 10/22

i also got a 357 does that count?
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