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Posted: 12/12/2005 5:42:11 AM EDT
[#1]
Is she hot?
You know,as far as undead chicks go. |
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Posted: 12/12/2005 5:42:22 AM EDT
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If it was suddenly in the shower just I was pulling back the curtain/opening the door, I would simply step out of said shower and retrieve my bathroom gun.
I drill on this 3X a week minimum. |
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Posted: 12/12/2005 5:42:52 AM EDT
[#3]
When "ifs" and "buts" are candy and nuts, it will be Christmas every day!
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Posted: 12/12/2005 5:43:53 AM EDT
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Whatever you do, don't drop the soap!
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Posted: 12/12/2005 5:50:40 AM EDT
[#5]
 I love it!!! |
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Posted: 12/12/2005 5:54:52 AM EDT
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I pull the Kel-Tec I keep clenched between my butt cheeks out and shoot the damn thing? Whats the big deal?
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Posted: 12/12/2005 5:56:40 AM EDT
[#7]
That's why I keep a bangstick in my shower - waterproof, works on zombies and sharks.
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Posted: 12/12/2005 5:58:50 AM EDT
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Use anti-zombie soap. Don't forget to wsaah behind the ears...
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Posted: 12/12/2005 5:58:58 AM EDT
[#9]
Good call, I hadn't considered a shark contingency. G |
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Posted: 12/12/2005 6:03:12 AM EDT
[#10]
+1 that why I keep a Winchester Model 1300, polished Stainless Mariner In a ready rack next to the crapper! You can never be too ready! |
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Posted: 12/12/2005 6:04:30 AM EDT
[#11]
This is the reason I keep my hi-point carbine underneath my sink. |
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Posted: 12/12/2005 6:09:54 AM EDT
[#12]
How hot is she? Can you get the zombie virus like an STD?
Assuming the pistol I keep around my neck with a lanyard at all times jams, or doesn't work, I will use the Curtains and cover their face, knock them down. THen its only a ~four to five foot run to the bed to retrieve the 12+1 rounds of 45 goodness, not to mention the 4 spare mags. |
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Posted: 12/12/2005 6:12:22 AM EDT
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What and like I didn't have the M4 slung around my neck like when I usually shower...
right guys?... guys? I guess I'd go with my backup piece in the ankle rig. |
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Posted: 12/12/2005 6:14:06 AM EDT
[#14]
I would use my shower taser...
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Posted: 12/12/2005 6:15:24 AM EDT
[#15]
I had some Spermamax, so I'll just cum on his head... Better than a 870!
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Posted: 12/12/2005 6:19:05 AM EDT
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Dude, I would highly advise against that. My story involves a dark night, one of those, a soap on rope and genital hygiene. Trust me on this one. Now - to answer the question....everyone knows that zombies are hydrophobic so all you need to do is stay in the shower. Signed, FL(1 testicle)Greg 
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Posted: 12/12/2005 6:25:04 AM EDT
[#17]
Bic lighter and hairspray (NOT MINE!!!)
Instant Zombie flambé |
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Posted: 12/12/2005 6:30:09 AM EDT
[#18]
Why is the Zombie taking a shower?
 Why am I naked if the Zombie is in the shower?
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Posted: 12/12/2005 6:36:34 AM EDT
[#19]
I'd just dump a bunch of shampoo on it........and thennnnnn [desertmoon sings] I'd wash that zombie right out of my hair....yes, I'd wash that zombie right out of my hair! [/desertmoon sings] 
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Posted: 12/12/2005 6:54:06 AM EDT
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I cannot answer metaphysical questions without more information. G |
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Posted: 12/12/2005 7:03:37 AM EDT
[#21]
My shower sprays nothing but Holy Water for just such a thing.
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Posted: 12/12/2005 7:07:03 AM EDT
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and I can't answer your question without understanding the premise Was I planning on having shower sex with this zombie? Or was I going to have sex with her, she cut herself shaving, died, and turned into a zombie before I could get in the shower? Is the zombie naked too? Is the water running? Hot or cold? If the water is running, and I flush the toilet, would the zombie writh in pain |
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Posted: 12/12/2005 7:12:00 AM EDT
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This senario now has me thinking on all my zombie training . I have never thought of this one.
I will develop a plan |
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Posted: 12/12/2005 7:13:59 AM EDT
[#24]
I'd take a tip from Shaun of the Dead and throw the soap, shampoo bottle, conditioner, face wash, and shower sponge at the zombie.
If that didn't work, I'd start hitting the zombie with my shower rack. |
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Posted: 12/12/2005 7:20:41 AM EDT
[#25]
I'd assault the Zombie with my massive junk.
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Posted: 12/12/2005 7:27:16 AM EDT
[#26]
Be sure to post pics afterwards. |
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Posted: 12/12/2005 7:29:39 AM EDT
[#27]
Better lube him up before you cornhole him, zombies don't drink liquids so he's prolly a little dried out
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Posted: 12/12/2005 9:27:47 AM EDT
[#28]
So Marine 870 is the concensus?
G |
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Posted: 12/12/2005 9:43:31 AM EDT
[#29]
Either that or nuke it with OxiClean... 
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Posted: 12/12/2005 9:45:58 AM EDT
[#30]
I would say the same thing I do every morning,
'mornin honey! 
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Posted: 12/12/2005 9:51:54 AM EDT
[#31]
Better hope Mrs. CSM doesnt see this thread  I have hooks that are suction cupped to the tile wall in my shower. On it, I keep a pump action 12 ga. shotgun loaded with one in the chamber. I put a thick finish on it so it doesnt rust. Its a really old shotung, i got it from a gunshow for 100 bucks. Cut down the stock and shaped it into a pistol grip. Only problem is, girlfriend doesnt like to shower at my place  
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Posted: 12/12/2005 9:52:56 AM EDT
[#32]
If it's a female zombie, rape her but if it's a male zombie then rape him too.
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Posted: 12/12/2005 9:52:59 AM EDT
[#33]
Actually, I am not married, but I couldn't pass up this oppurtunity. 
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Posted: 12/12/2005 9:55:32 AM EDT
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So we resolved in the other thread that ARFCOMers would not rape a cylon. So i guess zombies rate less than cylons? |
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Posted: 12/12/2005 9:56:26 AM EDT
[#35]
This is precisely why I have a clear, no sneeking up on me tactical shower curtain and a stainless pistol in the bathroom.
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Posted: 12/12/2005 10:03:47 AM EDT
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No self-respecting Arfcommer should be without a ballistic shower curtain Flip on the light for the morning constitutional, hear something rustling in the shower, could be a zombie, might be the cat... why take chances? Quietly slip on the Peltors, and heave a quarter stick over the top, and go back to reading the sports section after the earth-shattering kaboom. |
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Posted: 12/12/2005 10:05:25 AM EDT
[#37]
Depends on what it's there for.
My wife can always use the help cleaning the bathroom, and I wouldn't mind my back washed. |
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Posted: 12/12/2005 10:26:18 AM EDT
[#38]
Thank you for making me aware of this gaping hole in my home defense plan.
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Posted: 12/12/2005 10:37:02 AM EDT
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-lombardi slap to death
-immediately run to computer and start a thread on arfcom -update with pics on page 4 |
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Posted: 12/12/2005 11:09:16 AM EDT
[#40]
I'm just here to help.
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Posted: 12/12/2005 11:19:43 AM EDT
[#41]
lick it and stick it!
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Posted: 12/12/2005 11:26:37 AM EDT
[#42]
Step back from the shower. Go to the medicine cabinet and take the pills you forgot to take earlier.
Go lay down for about 10 minutes and when you come back it will be gone. |
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Posted: 12/12/2005 8:13:12 PM EDT
[#43]
Note to self, never buy from COZ_45... G |
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Posted: 12/12/2005 8:15:11 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/12/2005 8:23:40 PM EDT
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I would pretend like we never saw each other naked and never speak of the encounter again.
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Posted: 12/12/2005 8:25:02 PM EDT
[#46]
After a couple of the hygiene threads on here i would think alot of ARfcom does not have to worry about this scenario
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Posted: 12/12/2005 8:26:00 PM EDT
[#47]
+1 
Would not have sex with/rape a Cylon? Are they morons and scaredy cats? They're just as good if not better than the real thing! Didn't you guys see the sex scenes?! |
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Posted: 12/13/2005 7:33:30 PM EDT
[#48]
Alien = thread killer
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Posted: 12/13/2005 7:40:24 PM EDT
[#49]
lol, on sale at 4,200usd for 3!! |
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Posted: 12/14/2005 5:39:59 AM EDT
[#50]
Tough Crowd I guess....damn, didn't think it would cost me money!
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