[green]I got this in an email and was amused[/green]

1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most
expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

2. A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After
weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her with an axe leaving her mentally retarded.

3. A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards the
electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current she whacked him with a handy plank of wood by the back door, breaking his arm in two places. Until  that moment he had been happily listening to his Walkman.

4. Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn Germany. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling
the two hapless protesters to death.

5. Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.

The Allmighty does have a keen sense of humor!

Semper Fi

LMAO!![8D]

ROTFLMAO!!!

I don't know, or care, if these stories are real, they're hilarious!

These were excellent.  Thanks for sharing

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6. During a recent Running of the Bulls in Pamplona, Spain, an Animal Rights activist tried to get up close to film and document this annual event for a report she was writing on animal cruelty. When the crowd in front of her parted, a bull that was chasing the various young men down the street homed in on her and preceeded to smash and gore her within an inch of her life. It looked like the bull had a rag doll stuck on its horns and was trying to scrape it off on the walls.