Worst christmas gift ideas for your wife

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Posted: 12/7/2005 12:43:09 PM EDT

I saw a guy walking out of a store today carrying a new mixer. Now, granted, she could really be into cooking and really wanted a new mixer, but I imagined the scene on christmas morning: "Merry Christmas dear...now go bake me a cake".

What would you consider the worst possible choice as a gift for your wife?

Posted: 12/7/2005 12:45:00 PM EDT

[#1]

a man whore?

a strap on?

edit: wedding ring?

earlier I was told "anything with a cord"

Posted: 12/7/2005 12:45:33 PM EDT

[#2]

I gave mine a crossbow once - it cost me a Zales card

Posted: 12/7/2005 12:46:08 PM EDT

[#3]

Any thing that you like..

Posted: 12/7/2005 12:46:19 PM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
I saw a guy walking out of a store today carrying a new mixer. Now, granted, she could really be into cooking and really wanted a new mixer, but I imagined the scene on christmas morning: "Merry Christmas dear...now go bake me a cake".

What would you consider the worst possible choice as a gift for your wife?

My wife had a Kitchenaid at the top of her list last year, and was thrilled when she got it. I've gotten lots of yummy results from it.

Posted: 12/7/2005 12:47:03 PM EDT

[#5]

A new vacuum

Posted: 12/7/2005 12:47:52 PM EDT

[#6]

A bowling ball drilled to fit YOUR hand.

Posted: 12/7/2005 12:48:41 PM EDT

[#7]

Toilet brush
Pinball machine
5 lb. bag of flour
Cup hooks

The list is almost endless!

Posted: 12/7/2005 12:48:44 PM EDT

[#8]

A set of dusting cloths and a can of Endust.

Posted: 12/7/2005 12:49:16 PM EDT

[#9]

Anything you've been desperately wanting including a playboy subscription.

I can tell you electronics don't fly well on valentines day though

Posted: 12/7/2005 12:50:46 PM EDT

[#10]

I bought my wife a flat panel TV for my side of the bedroom...She loved it

Posted: 12/7/2005 12:51:12 PM EDT

[#11]

I got my ex a table saw for christmas once. Wrapped it up, set it next to the tree, and everything.

No, she wasn't happy.

Posted: 12/7/2005 12:52:38 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
I bought my wife a flat panel TV for my side of the bedroom...She loved it

seriously?

In all honesty I was thinking of buying my girlfriend a flat panel tv for the bedroom.

at least I'd get to enjoy it too...

Posted: 12/7/2005 12:52:44 PM EDT

[#13]

Unless specifically requested, nothing that plugs in.

Posted: 12/7/2005 12:53:03 PM EDT

[#14]

Last Christmas, the first three gifts my wife unwrapped were as follows:

An iron

A cookbook full of sandwich recipies

A toilet brush

I was dangerously close to going over the line.

Sheep

Posted: 12/7/2005 12:53:32 PM EDT

[#15]

A thigh master

Posted: 12/7/2005 12:54:12 PM EDT

[#16]

A rubber vagina sex toy.

Posted: 12/7/2005 12:54:29 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
Anything you've been desperately wanting including

+1

Posted: 12/7/2005 12:54:33 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
A thigh master

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner!

Posted: 12/7/2005 12:54:51 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
Unless specifically requested, nothing that plugs in.

I made the mistake of purchasing her a new coffee maker - WRONG!!

Posted: 12/7/2005 12:55:47 PM EDT

[#20]

NOTHING.....

it will get you killed!

Posted: 12/7/2005 12:56:21 PM EDT

[#21]

A set of snow tires.

Posted: 12/7/2005 12:57:29 PM EDT

[#22]

I think my dad gave my mom a shop vac once.

Posted: 12/7/2005 12:57:39 PM EDT

[#23]

Floor mats for her car. That was a big mistake.

Posted: 12/7/2005 12:57:41 PM EDT

[#24]

Mine said not to get her a gun.

Posted: 12/7/2005 12:59:52 PM EDT

[#25]

I think "a strap on" wins

Posted: 12/7/2005 1:00:29 PM EDT

[#26]

I have a friend who is really cheap... He gets his wife a bulk pack of panties from Wal-Mart every year, like the cheap kind.
One year her got her a call phone... It was free from the carrier, he put the bill in her name and expected her to pay for it.

Posted: 12/7/2005 1:02:25 PM EDT

[#27]

Diet pills.

Posted: 12/7/2005 1:02:46 PM EDT

[#28]

Based on a recent conversation with a certain cutie......new tires!

Posted: 12/7/2005 1:03:11 PM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
I was told "anything with a cord"

120V A/C beats batteries any day...

Posted: 12/7/2005 1:10:18 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
Based on a recent conversation with a certain cutie......new tires!

I'd rather have an ACOG!

Posted: 12/7/2005 1:13:38 PM EDT

[#31]

My wife wants a mixer for Christmas. The thing is $280.

The stap on has to be the worst giff. But you will only get F**ked that night.

Posted: 12/7/2005 1:15:47 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Based on a recent conversation with a certain cutie......new tires!

I'd rather have an ACOG!

An ACOG? Whew you would owe someone alot

Posted: 12/7/2005 1:17:05 PM EDT

[#33]

Worst christmas gift ideas for your wife

Anything with a cord.

ETA:

Unless it's a Sybian.

Posted: 12/7/2005 1:23:59 PM EDT

[#34]

"Strap on" wins thus far.

Any household impliment with a power cord bad, exercise equipment or gym membership worse. Picking out clothing is not a good idea either.

I suspect 95% of the time a hooker for a threesome would be worse.

Posted: 12/7/2005 1:24:02 PM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:
Quoted:
I bought my wife a flat panel TV for my side of the bedroom...She loved it

seriously? In all honesty I was thinking of buying my girlfriend a flat panel tv for the bedroom.

at least I'd get to enjoy it too...

Tell her you want to bolt it to the ceiling.

Posted: 12/7/2005 1:26:51 PM EDT

[#36]

A Divorce

Posted: 12/7/2005 2:08:42 PM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Based on a recent conversation with a certain cutie......new tires!

I'd rather have an ACOG!

An ACOG? Whew you would owe someone alot

I was told that he should buy me that ACOG in return for the privilege of being seen in public with me. That was about the nicest thing I heard that whole week.

Posted: 12/7/2005 2:14:03 PM EDT

[#38]

A case of this:

Posted: 12/7/2005 2:16:24 PM EDT

[#39]

A set of kitchen knives...trust me.

Posted: 12/7/2005 2:17:02 PM EDT

[#40]

One way airfare.

Posted: 12/7/2005 2:20:56 PM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:
One way airfare.

Worked for me.

ETA: I lied. It was a boot.

Posted: 12/7/2005 2:21:07 PM EDT

[#42]

Best friends Dad got this for his wife one year, guess she couldnt take a joke because they got divorced that year

Posted: 12/7/2005 2:46:22 PM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:
Quoted:
A thigh master

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner!

NOT SO FAST!!

True stories.

My parents had been married about 8 months by Christmas time 1957. My dad, for their FIRST Christmas, bought my mom a pair of Army Surplus Micky Mouse boots in his size.

Money was really tight the following year because I was soon to be born. The tiny house they lived in had a fuel oil space heater. It quit & cost most of a meager paycheck to fix. My dad carefully folded the paid repair bill & wrapped it in a nice little box that had a jewelry store name on it and gave it to my mom for their second Christmas.

Age has not diminished his capacity for strange gifts either. 4 years ago he gave my wife a carton of Harley Davidson cigarettes. My wife doesn't smoke.