That's right ladies, The Big Evil Jewboski has reached his pinnacle of 1000 posts...hooray for me!!  So what does this mean for me?  Some of you have been keeping close tabs on me to make sure I dropped my eee-vil ways on post #1000.  As evil as I am (or perhaps once was), I still cannot denounce my word.  I have changed my ways, and thus have become [blue]The New Jew[/blue]!!  What does this mean exactly?  Have I changed my ways?  Into what have I transgressed?  The [blue]New Jew[/blue] is similar to old New Coke campaign:  New Jew is just like the Classic Jew, only with more hype and less ACTUAL change.  It's all a gimmic really...[b]surprise!![/b]

But don't think I'm leaving you with just that, forshame!  As a token of my new landmark, I now contribute something I like to call the [i]AR15.com Flame Warriors[/i].  With the help of RikWriter, we've compiled a list of fellow AR15.com members and placed them into a specific number of Flame Warrior "categories".  To become familiar with the description of each flame warrior, please visit the following link:

[url]http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame1.html[/url]

After getting a general idea of what this is, take a look at the compilation below and laugh along with us as we explore which flame warrior YOU are!

Acne – Frank the Spank
Admin – Goatboy
ALLCAPS – HANGFIRE
Archivist – Paul
Coffee Klatch – AR Lady
Deacon – Garandman
Duelists – HDR and CAMPYBOB
Eagle Scout – STLRN
Ethnix – Striker
Evil Clown – Capt. Obvious
Ferrous Cranus – Kofi Annan
Garble – Tayous1
God – (various lurking TFL members)
Godzilla - McUzi
Grunter – operatorerror
Ideologue – William J Clinton
Jekyl and Hyde – (Evil) Jewbroni
Klaxon – SecondAmendment
Kung-Fu Master – SteyrAUG
L’Enfant Provocateur – RBAD
Lonely Guy – Imbrog|io
Lurker – Al_Bundy
Nanny - DonR
Net Rat – Cyrax777
Netiquette Nazi – TREETOP
Perv – Heilo
Propeller Head – Tippie (computers --> AR15’s)
Rat – Fighting-Illini
Rebel Leader – DTHOR
Royals – EdAvilaSr
Stealth – Stealth (name association)
Stone Deaf – X--Kill
Strumpet – GardenWeasel
Target – antiUSSA
Tireless Rebutter – RikWriter
Yuk Yuk - Lordtrader

Remember, this is all in good fun.  So in following:

1.) Don't take it to seriously.
2.) These attributes were made in some sort of association, with some action you previously did, or a character trait you presently, or at one time, show off.
3.) If you don't like your Flame Warrior title, or think it's somehow in error...blame RikWriter [:D] (JUST kidding, I did most of them, so I'll take the heat)
4.) It's just a joke!

Please feel free to add to this compilation, and perhaps in the end we will have a COMPLETE list of [i]AR15.com Flame Warriors[/i] for all to behold.  Oh and remember, only one name per category (that better, RikWriter?  Sheesh).

Have fun, boys and girls!!
Welcome to AR15.com!!

[blue]The New Jew~[/blue]

[img]http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/assets/Netweenie.jpg[/img]

hehehe......

cyber-weenie

Deacon (Garandman), lock this thread ASAP.  There must be something in the bible against this.

signed,
fighting-illini
I am not a rat.

heheheh good job course i still wish there was video game addict

Whats a guy gotta do to make the rouges gallery anyway ???
guess I gotta kick things up a notch eh ....
[x]

Torah! Torah! Torah!... Congratulations.

[img]www.winternet.com/~mikelr/assets/Netrat.jpg[/img] the infamous netrat heh

[b]That's right ladies, The Big Evil Jewboski has reached his pinnacle of 1000 posts...hooray for me!![/b]

In your mind, this should be a nationial holiday.

[b]So what does this mean for me?[/b]

Gee...Tell us...What [i]d o e s[/i] this mean for you? It is quite a grand accomplishment to get 1000 posts on an inter-web BBS..Definitley resume material.

[b]Some of you have been keeping close tabs on me to make sure I dropped my eee-vil ways on post #1000.[/b]

Ahhhh yes. You are a very important part of our lives. I personally have a diary that is dedicated to the "Wacky Ways of Jewbroni"-
It is subtitled "101 Ways to Make Yourself Noticed, and to Convince Yourself you are Important"

[b]As evil as I am (or perhaps once was), I still cannot denounce my word.[/b]

Ahhhh what a pillar of virtue you are.

[b]I have changed my ways, and thus have become [blue]The New Jew[/blue]!![/b]

WOW! The New Jew! When will the action figures  be available? Will they come witl a little pull string that makes them talk about themselves constantly too?

[b]What does this mean exactly?[/b]

The world awaits...

[b]Have I changed my ways?[/b]

Do we really care?

[b]Into what have I transgressed?[/b]

I don't know, but i'm sure you will tell us...

[b]The [blue]New Jew[/blue]...[/b]

You forgot the little trademark symbol

[b]...is similar to old New Coke campaign:  New Jew is just like the Classic Jew, only with more hype and less ACTUAL change.  It's all a gimmic really...surprise!![/b]

WOW!
Jewbroni and constant self promoting gimmicks! Who'd'a thunk it!

[b]But don't think I'm leaving you with just that, forshame![/b]

If it were up to me, you would be leaving us all together to get help with your narcacism.

[b]As a token of my new landmark, I now contribute something I like to call the [i]AR15.com Flame Warriors[/i].[/b]

DAMN! You are slacking! You should have called it "Jewbronis Official Trademarked "Golly Gee Look At Me" AR15.com Flamewarriors

[b]With the help of RikWriter,[/b]

who is clearly the brains of the operation

[b]we've compiled a list of fellow AR15.com members and placed them into a specific number of Flame Warrior "categories".  To become familiar with the description of each flame warrior, please visit the following link:

[url]http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame1.html[/url][/b]

"..When you do, I look forward to all the little "LOL's" you will post, because it gives my otherwise pathetic life some semblence of accomplishment..."

[b]After getting a general idea of what this is, take a look at the compilation below and laugh along with us as we explore which flame warrior YOU are![/b]

Well, thank you Jewbroni. My wife and I have just popped the cork on a fine bottle of wine to celebrate your grand acheivement. We look forward to any fan clubs you will surely be opening soon, and would like to be charter members...

You're absolute right, Jew Oven.
What was I thinking?

[blue]New Jew®[/blue]

Man, what a class act.  Who KNOWS where I'd be without you!

Congratulations Jewbroni.
And a class reply to The_Jew_Oven

Why not call yourself [blue]The New Blue Jew[/blue]?

[b]Congrats Jew on your 1000th post!,[/b]
[<]:)]
I'd hang around, but Anti and some of his loyal admirers are kickin eachothers asses on another thread, so I gotta go, I've a got a ringside seat!

*Smacks Head*
This guy's full of ideas!  You need to be a front man for an ad campaign or SOMETHING, your daily job is probably wasting your profound talents!  Round of applause is in order for you, big guy.

Jew_Oven, let me show you your future...

[img]http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/assets/Arbitorsm.jpg[/img]

I wear my title proudly, and for once, my wife would agree.

As to you SGB, I peg you as a "Grunter"...YMMV.

I can say with reasonable certainty that you've got me confused with someone else.
Anyone who's met me will tell you I'm MUCH sexier than this:
[img]www.winternet.com/~mikelr/assets/Nazi.jpg[/img]
Netiquette Nazi.


But thank you for including me, just the same. [:D]

btt for all to c

Godzilla - McUzi


Perfect discription.

My last date asked me to dress like this.  I find that to be a profound coincidence.

Today I have flamed my first flame here on AR-15.com.  Thank you for showing me what I am capable of.

[img]http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/assets/Anonymous.jpg[/img]

Okay, I edited out the flames I made on another post.  Not only am I a coward, I'm a wues.  Thank goodness for the internet "bag".

Is there going to be a Hava Nagila sing-a-long?

Sorry Sweep, I don't swing that way, but most people who know me are attracted to me...it's really a curse.

There isn't a "Classic Jew" yet.  You have to wait until the "New Jew" hits an unexpectedly early market maturity and [i]then[/i] introduce the "Classic Jew".

Anyhow, none of this really matters to me, because I will always see you as the Eeeevil Jewbroni!![;)]

[}:D][}:D]  [dracula]  [}:D][}:D]

a "duelist"!!!

thank you! thank you! i'ld like to thank all the little people that made this possible.

thank you! thank you very much!

(campy has left the building)

Hey! That's my theme song! [:)]

No waaaaaayyyyy!

How's :   EVIL CLOWN?

[img]www.winternet.com/~mikelr/assets/Clown.jpg[/img]

[img]http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/assets/Drunk.jpg[/img]

Hey Jew, where is the pokemon?

Grunter?

Nope. Not me.





Okay, this has got to be in response to my attempt at using the chat room. I just type REALLY SLOW. I can't keep up with you all. Usually my posts here are long and drawn out. I get to the point, eventually, in my round about way of doing things.



BTW, I made your list twice. Care to guess who my alter ego is?

You got that right and a new holiday too!

Not 8, not 12, but 14.223 days of foot stompin, loud singin, plenty of food, AND lots O gift givin.

It will be called:
[b]Joyous Jewmas[/b]

Wow - can't argue with that...hahah!!



Probably either Kofi or W.J.Clinton.
Am I right?

[blue]Da Jew~[/blue]