A Japanese guy goes to a bank here in the US to exchange some Yen. On the first day he exchanged 100,000 Yen for 150 USD. On the second day he exchanges the same amount of Yen and got 162 USD. On the third day he exchanges the same amount of Yen for 130 USD. He finally got so curios that he asks’ the teller, “Why you gif diffelent amouns evely time” To which the teller replies, “ Well its due to the currency market and [I]fluctuations.[/I]” The Japanese seem a little upset if not a bit angered by this. As he was walking out the door He yell “ WELL FLUCT U AMELICANS TOO!!”

AAAHHHH, most honorable joke very funny!!!
Now you must wear ribbons of shame !!!!
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A Jewish pilot and his Chinese co-pilot are taking their first commercial flight together, and it's obvious that they aren't getting along very well.  After about 30 minutes of silence between the two after take-off, the Jew finally speaks:

"Ya know, I never did like you damn Asians...you guys bombed Pearl Harbor!"
"No, no - that Japanese, not Chinese"
"Yeah, Japanese, Chinese...it's all the same to me".

The slightly perturbed Asian, a few minutes later, comments:

"You Jews, me no rike...Jews sunk Titanic, vely bad"
"What?? Jews didn't sink the Titanic, a giant Iceberg did!!"
"Ehh...Iceberg, Goldberg, Ratzenberg - it awe same to me"

[brown]Evil Jewbroni~[/brown]

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!!! GREAT jokes, GREAT site....Too damn funny....Wait, no it's not, I'm Asian....Wait, it's funny, I'm American....Wait, It's kinda funny, I'm Asian-Amarican....Wait, (slap!), she's my daughter, (slap!), she's my sister, (slap!), she's my daughter....Ah, f**k it, what's the best AR I should buy, guys?

There is no best AR. You gotta buy them all! Fill your house with uppers and lowers and the fun will never end!

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