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Posted: 10/12/2005 6:01:05 PM EDT
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I've heard it, but post it for others to laugh...let's hear it...
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Posted: 10/12/2005 6:01:37 PM EDT
[#2]
So what? all the women had a hard on and screwed you?
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Posted: 10/12/2005 6:06:25 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/12/2005 6:07:21 PM EDT
[#4]
Tag for the fun.
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Posted: 10/12/2005 6:07:50 PM EDT
[#5]
Bring back the SEC!
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Posted: 10/12/2005 6:12:22 PM EDT
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If I'm not mistaken, SEC passed away not long ago. |
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Posted: 10/12/2005 6:12:24 PM EDT
[#7]
Tag for future laughter.
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Posted: 10/12/2005 6:13:42 PM EDT
[#8]
I thought a lesbian started this thread.
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Posted: 10/12/2005 6:16:01 PM EDT
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Did I ever tell you guyd aabout stirring up shit and walking away?
I've just killed a jug of Jameson's. Good night. |
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Posted: 10/12/2005 6:16:08 PM EDT
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That theres a medical condition they have a name for, and if it wasn't a joke, you'd have to get it looked at. Besides, any more than two womens more work than I'd want to invest effort in.....and onwards now to hear what the punchlines going to be.
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Posted: 10/12/2005 6:23:14 PM EDT
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Lions 4, Christians 0. |
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Posted: 10/12/2005 6:23:34 PM EDT
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Priapism Priapism (Greek πριαπισμός, the erection) is a painful and potentially harmful medical condition in which the erect penis (erection) does not return to its flaccid state (despite the absence of both physical and psychological stimulation). The causative mechanisms are poorly understood but involve complex neurological and vascular factors. Potential complications include ischaemia, clotting of the blood retained in the penis (thrombosis), and damage to the blood vessels of the penis which may result in an impaired erectile function or impotence. In serious cases the condition may result in gangrene, which may necessitate penis removal. Oh shit!!!!!!!! |
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Posted: 10/12/2005 6:30:05 PM EDT
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Goddammit! Qiut letting the facts get in the way of a good story!!!!!!! |
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Posted: 10/12/2005 6:30:55 PM EDT
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......Well, the TV commercial does say if lasts more than 4 hrs...seek medical attention.
They're a little vague on whether that advice is for the man, or the woman. |
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Posted: 10/12/2005 6:37:48 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/12/2005 8:44:00 PM EDT
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It's a common thing to look for in auto accident victims, it usually signifies a neck or back injury. The causativ mechanisms are better understood than the article states. |
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Posted: 10/12/2005 8:57:00 PM EDT
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"As if I'd give up an erection that lasted more than 4 hours..." - PattyMcN -Troy |
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Posted: 10/12/2005 9:01:21 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/12/2005 9:03:30 PM EDT
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Gotta love Viagra! Patty
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Posted: 10/12/2005 9:05:57 PM EDT
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Tagged for later
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Posted: 10/12/2005 9:09:12 PM EDT
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Anyone seen the Episode of Red Dwarf when Rimmer and Lister slipped the Viagra in the water bottles of the opposing basketball team?
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Posted: 10/12/2005 9:11:54 PM EDT
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taggg
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Posted: 10/12/2005 9:13:19 PM EDT
[#23]
This thread is worthless without PICS!!!
Not that I would know or anything 
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Posted: 10/12/2005 9:15:41 PM EDT
[#24]
Just rub some habanero peppers on it
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Posted: 10/12/2005 9:19:34 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/13/2005 5:25:04 AM EDT
[#26]
NO! What happened?
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Posted: 10/13/2005 7:57:50 AM EDT
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I know. Get another cat. The spirit of the SEC must continue. CMOS |
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Posted: 10/13/2005 8:14:24 AM EDT
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When someone is hanged, they get one too for the same reason you state above. Also, I heard morticians have to tie it off at the base during embalming otherwise they can't close the lid on the coffin..
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Posted: 10/13/2005 6:23:51 PM EDT
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Official synopsis for Season 8, Episode 6 "Pete, Part 1": When Rimmer and Lister are forced to take on the guards in a basketball game they sabotage the opposition's half-time juice with 'Boing' - the virility enhancement drug. --------------------------------- For the first few minutes the guards, not surprisingly, kick the Dwarfers butts. Then, one by one, the guard team members start to hunch over and hobble. The punchline comes when Captain Hollister takes a sip from one of the bottles...
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Posted: 10/13/2005 6:40:29 PM EDT
[#30]
TiAGra
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Posted: 10/13/2005 6:42:25 PM EDT
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just watchin'
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Posted: 10/13/2005 6:53:53 PM EDT
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I think I've seen every episode of Red Dwarf and am pretty sure this hasn't happened. But, it's a safe bet nobody fell out of bed. Rick |
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Posted: 10/13/2005 6:55:25 PM EDT
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I think I stand corrected. Will look for 8:6:1.
rick |
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Posted: 10/13/2005 6:56:03 PM EDT
[#34]
Patty, what are you doing in this thread?
Rick |
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Posted: 10/13/2005 6:57:00 PM EDT
[#35]
 Too funny!
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Posted: 10/13/2005 7:44:58 PM EDT
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Not to hijack but here are the official episode summaries. Red Dwarf Episode Guide. |
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