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Link Posted: 10/12/2005 6:00:53 AM EDT
[#1]
Arfcom paging Hielo.... Arfcom paging Hielo...
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 6:01:16 AM EDT
[#2]


'If you win, you get this shiny toilet made of gold,

but if you lose, the devil gets your soul'


Link Posted: 10/12/2005 6:03:23 AM EDT
[#3]
Golden nugget?
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 6:32:10 AM EDT
[#4]
Yo' Gots bling?
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 7:00:21 AM EDT
[#5]
Houston?  No shipping for me!

I'm shitting in a gold pot tonight!
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 7:02:23 AM EDT
[#6]
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 7:06:51 AM EDT
[#7]
Well, if you get a golden toilet, I'm getting a golden shower.  Uhhh....wait a minute!
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 8:32:07 AM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:
Well, if you get a golden toilet, I'm getting a golden shower.  Uhhh....wait a minute!



eww?
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 8:36:41 AM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:
Well, if you get a golden toilet, I'm getting a golden shower.  Uhhh....wait a minute!



Is that like a Cleveland Steamroom?
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 8:39:05 AM EDT
[#10]
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 10:11:08 AM EDT
[#11]
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 10:20:13 AM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:

'If you win, you get this shiny toilet made of gold,

but if you lose, the devil gets your soul'





The devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat

And he laid that golden toilet on the ground at Johnny's feet


Link Posted: 10/12/2005 10:21:46 AM EDT
[#13]
14k gold? That'd be heavy as all hell if it's not just plating!
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 10:25:24 AM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:

Quoted:

'If you win, you get this shiny toilet made of gold,

but if you lose, the devil gets your soul'





The devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat

And he laid that golden toilet on the ground at Johnny's feet





Granny does your bowel move? No child, no
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 1:04:39 PM EDT
[#15]
[charlie] 'Coz I've got a Golden Shiiiiiiitter! I've got a Golden Shiiiiiiitter! [/charlie]
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 1:06:40 PM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Arfcom paging Hielo.... Arfcom paging Hielo...



That bathroon is not the right size and has no bigscreen TV, for it to be his.




Are you kidding? That's the toilet in the outhouse he has for his gardeners to go in....


So whatever happened to Hielo, anyway? Is he on an intergalactic cruise in his bathroom?
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 1:18:07 PM EDT
[#17]
A guy walked into a bar early one afternoon, just after it opened up.  Still bleary-eyed, he proceeded to ask the bartender if he remembered him from the night before...

No sir... I didn't work last night.

I've been trying to find the bar I was at last night - I had a great time, but was very drunk and don't remember where it was.

Well.. does this look like it?

Sort of... but the place I was at had a beautiful large dance floor...

[Pointing to large double-doors]  We have that - it's right through those doors.

And there was the most impressive ceiling-high lighted aquarium of exotic fish...

[Reaching under the bar & flipping a switch]  There it is in the corner - you couldn't see it in the shadows without the lights.

And the bathroom had solid gold toilet seats!...

[Turning toward the live band warming up in the other corner]  Tony... I think I found the guy who pee'd in your tuba last night!

Link Posted: 10/12/2005 1:38:43 PM EDT
[#18]
Only the best for my turds....
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 1:41:06 PM EDT
[#19]
Shit like a king.
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 1:44:39 PM EDT
[#20]
Damn where all the PICs of hielo's bathroom coming from.  He must be MIA in his bathroom because I havent seen him here in a while.
Link Posted: 10/13/2005 12:13:15 PM EDT
[#21]
I'll raise you.....
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