I have a recipe, for Disaster......as learned from one of the ODU college kids near the firestation.
-First, assemble all essential turkey-frier equipment parts, including propane bottle, stand and pot full of peanut oil in your carpeted bedroom, next to the bed.
This allows for easy proximity seating to cook and surf the internet at the same time.
-Second, fire up the propane!
-Third, go back outside to hang out w/ buddies in the driveway and drink beer from outdoors cooler.
-Fourth, return to bedroom to check on cooker, discover that Surprisingly the bed/ carpet and desk are on fire, w/ heavy fire and smoke!
-Fifth, run away like a scared little girly-man, and oh yeah, don't close door to bedroom to contain the fire.
-Sixth, have neighbors call the fire dept because you're too busy trying to hide the beer from certain arrival of authorities.
-Seventh, admit to fire dept that "I do it all the time and have never had a problem with it!"
-Eighth, look for new place to live because fire gutted bedroom, attic, portion of living room, heavy smoke damage throughout. And what the fire didn't hurt, we opened-up to check for extension and extinguish.