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Posted: 10/12/2005 1:03:09 AM EDT
FIhtg t the mans and his lcokeings! I make yours job easy Takew this!  Boo authority! I own alaska!

ETA should I finihs off the bottles of mandairn absolut? I fots about 7/8ths of an inch lefts nb a 750ml bottles. ShouldmIs justs go for yti? I finished the botesl2 Thanks mods for not lovcksing me cuxz  all I wannd to iszx dinrkn and talk toi thes arfonms poep;sl
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 1:03:55 AM EDT
[#1]
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 1:03:56 AM EDT
[#2]
Is this spamming yet Wave?
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 1:04:09 AM EDT
[#3]
ibtl
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 1:04:11 AM EDT
[#4]
You're going to inspire the creation of the arfcom drunk tank - 8 hour ban.
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 1:04:20 AM EDT
[#5]
Go to bed.
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 1:05:25 AM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:
You're going to inspire the creation of the arfcom drunk tank - 8 hour ban.



I like it!
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 1:05:41 AM EDT
[#7]
noooa dont abn me! Why am I still on here? I keeps asking sbut I am stil on fuck dont suctiosn my nipples! I dont wanna spanm I just wanna tlak wfoput peoples stopping me. Should I just dirnkna dna shust yhre fuck up I dont know
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 1:06:13 AM EDT
[#8]
IBTL

I normally don't do IBTLs but 4 locks on the front page by the same person is too good to pass
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 1:06:36 AM EDT
[#9]
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 1:07:10 AM EDT
[#10]
my first IBTL
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 1:07:13 AM EDT
[#11]
Night night.
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 1:07:33 AM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:
Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep……………



abut Is am not ried and I dont feel sleiks going osutside to smoke so I cant sleep, the snake is sacarting at me from the glas ofg shit wbhere the cat? brb.
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 1:08:53 AM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep……………



abut Is am not ried and I dont feel sleiks going osutside to smoke so I cant sleep, the snake is sacarting at me from the glas ofg shit wbhere the cat? brb.



Link Posted: 10/12/2005 1:09:45 AM EDT
[#14]
BOBO! I wans poopn!
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 1:10:05 AM EDT
[#15]
This is the most sense he's made sense he signed up. Leave him alone.
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 1:11:27 AM EDT
[#16]
ah what the heck...
IBTL!
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 1:11:59 AM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:

Quoted:
You're going to inspire the creation of the arfcom drunk tank - 8 hour ban.



I like it!



Taking it further, I have another idea: Let them post, but only in the "drunk tank" forum, until they sober up.
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 1:13:13 AM EDT
[#18]
Ia dont get the tank part. drunknskenss is fun unetil you turdn you head.
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 1:13:44 AM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:
Ia dont get the tank part. drunknskenss is fun unetil you turdn you head.




Classic!
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 1:14:51 AM EDT
[#20]
hesy your post satys 3333! drnkns for m! caledabrate yuorts numbesr!
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 1:15:26 AM EDT
[#21]
Wow...I need to catch up to this guy.
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 1:15:52 AM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:
Wow...I need to catch up to this guy.


awhos?
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 1:17:16 AM EDT
[#23]
Is the cat OK?
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 1:17:41 AM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:
Ia dont get the tank part. drunknskenss is fun unetil you turdn you head.



It's kinda like being drunk in public. The po po tosses you in the tank, until you sober up. While you're in there, you get to talk to all the other guys who tied one on. All the guys at the station get to listen in, and have fun at your expense.

It's a great idea, I'm telling you.
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 1:18:24 AM EDT
[#25]
oh yea, I found tsh cat isn ym room, and its was ok. It just kept ferunnngint away lieks I was gonna eat it or seomthing. Thes nsake hasnt moved fin an hour. I wasntder if its dead? I dont thinks so...



THES CATS OK!

ETA somsehtionse above sme said somsthinef
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 1:18:41 AM EDT
[#26]
Yes.
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 1:19:36 AM EDT
[#27]
YASNB! I thisnk I as going to awnyays. IU thiskny ou are tlaking about tehs bote3sl. I wil anywyas! OORAY!
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 1:20:23 AM EDT
[#28]
Kids! Stop talking to him, you're only encouraging him.
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 1:20:38 AM EDT
[#29]
I own alaska.

Wow, just wow.
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 1:20:55 AM EDT
[#30]
Friggin awesome!
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 1:20:56 AM EDT
[#31]
oh shit my lips are numbs too! Don stopmtalking I lise po;les
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 1:21:37 AM EDT
[#32]
thes monitor oamf arfcom looks diffes5trhjse when you lo0oks at it from the bottom of the sdesk! Its an awesome perspectyive
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 1:21:53 AM EDT
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[snoopy
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 1:22:19 AM EDT
[#34]
I guess we all know why he has bad aim now.

:P
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 1:22:26 AM EDT
[#35]
AAAHHA THJ$ES SMEILSEYES EVERYEHWER!
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 1:25:17 AM EDT
[#36]

Quoted:
AAAHHA THJ$ES SMEILSEYES EVERYEHWER!



AAH I qhotse mysefls! what tehs hell
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 1:25:30 AM EDT
[#37]


WTFDYJS ??  
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 1:26:42 AM EDT
[#38]
huhs?almsotm done,,, jsutnyomu all watch.1
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 1:27:55 AM EDT
[#39]
I finch8ihaed! I am so proud...this bottles ahsnt a lsot of bad moesoires attachesf to it involsving ex girlfriwnedsa and therssesomes, I sholulds have thrown it awsya, Abut I diudnts., Thats thressweomes didnts work sotu too well.
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 1:30:15 AM EDT
[#40]
...and now for the upchucking portion of our show...
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 1:31:22 AM EDT
[#41]

Quoted:
...and now for the upchucking portion of our show...



He's gonna kill you for that new sig of yours tommorow.
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 1:31:58 AM EDT
[#42]

Quoted:
...and now for the upchucking portion of our show...




no lat tiems I was durnk I threw up acnd cracshied myu head into a ploe and sp[lacdhes b;lood all overs by my exgirlfriefns house. I sthtres up for likes 2 hours dude. I aint gonna trhow up this time, I dontynthinsk. I hope not. I gots to work.

Did I say that? I gots to rad!

ETA my heads is still numb. I awrulainged for a sig! yay1
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 1:33:46 AM EDT
[#43]

Quoted:

Quoted:
...and now for the upchucking portion of our show...




no lat tiems I was durnk I threw up acnd cracshied myu head into a ploe and sp[lacdhes b;lood all overs by my exgirlfriefns house. I sthtres up for likes 2 hours dude. I aint gonna trhow up this time, I dontynthinsk. I hope not. I gots to work.

Did I say that? I gots to rad!

ETA my heads is still numb. I awrulainged for a sig! yay1



Holy crap, you have to work tommorow? What time?
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 1:35:00 AM EDT
[#44]
I sjtj chekcv! its ok, its gots oqwkr at 2pm1! I can sleeps and shit! buts I wake up earlyeri ntan that jsu8t in case zombies coms adn tassatack be. Alkwauys goottta be repoaspes for zombies
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 1:37:56 AM EDT
[#45]
whtah thread is inthis?
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 1:44:39 AM EDT
[#46]
SHON31MN INK33PM TRYING to read ohter threadsa buit I cant. I can tonyl types fabheacuse I hae muiscle memory. yah for playings ainstruments to hee,,lp me in my durnkessness
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 1:46:56 AM EDT
[#47]
Sometimes I feel like my life isn't going so good. Like maybe I'm not on the right track, or doing enough with my life. Sometimes I think things aren't going so well. Then I log onto arfcom and read posts like this. It makes me feel a lot better.
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 1:47:24 AM EDT
[#48]
oh fuckas its reallt hard to read asnd types with asdoubles viiosn. its almost lies I am in a paalles inivesars.s ahhh ablakc holesin thes space travel I dont elsike my paralllel univesrse but at lweat I am not bleeding yet
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 1:48:17 AM EDT
[#49]
Link Posted: 10/12/2005 1:50:16 AM EDT
[#50]

Quoted:
SHON31MN INK33PM TRYING to read ohter threadsa buit I cant. I can tonyl types fabheacuse I hae muiscle memory. yah for playings ainstruments to hee,,lp me in my durnkessness




It appears the secret to typing in "l33t t4lk" is to get really drunk.

Get some sleep!  (really)
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