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Posted: 10/11/2005 11:21:26 AM EDT
Men: Want women to remain the same woman she was before the marriage.
Woman: Want men to change after the marriage. 
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Posted: 10/11/2005 11:25:53 AM EDT
[#1]
but you would have to have a piece of salami go out your behind daily?
being straight is less painful 
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Posted: 10/11/2005 11:33:37 AM EDT
[#2]
Pitch, don't catch. TRG |
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Posted: 10/11/2005 11:34:30 AM EDT
[#3]
So, Gator. How's the marriage going?
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Posted: 10/11/2005 11:35:28 AM EDT
[#4]
Spoken from experience? ETA That ought to get a couple pics posted. |
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Posted: 10/11/2005 11:35:48 AM EDT
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The sign on my arse says exit only.
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Posted: 10/11/2005 11:56:25 AM EDT
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Speak for yourself. |
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Posted: 10/11/2005 12:00:30 PM EDT
[#7]
being gay means you would have to suck c*ck! do you really want to suck c*ck?
come on now man, snap out of it!! |
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Posted: 10/11/2005 12:01:21 PM EDT
[#8]
It's not so bad once you get past the taste.  Av. |
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Posted: 10/11/2005 12:02:15 PM EDT
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BAN HIM!
 sorry I couldn't resist |
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Posted: 10/11/2005 12:07:40 PM EDT
[#10]
I hate asparagus. TRG |
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Posted: 10/11/2005 12:16:16 PM EDT
[#11]
I heard it as:
Men and Women get married for the opposite reasons. Men marry women hoping they won't change Women marry men hoping they will... AFARR |
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Posted: 10/11/2005 12:18:07 PM EDT
[#12]
[Spottswoode] Let me tell you the kind of man Gator is. [/Spottswoode] |
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Posted: 10/11/2005 12:18:18 PM EDT
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A guy walks into a bar and orders 3 shots of Jack Daniels and slams them all down in a flash. He looks at the bartender and orders 3 more and does the same thing. By now the bartender is wondering what is wrong with this guy so he asks him what his problem is. The guy looks up and says " I don't have a problem, I'm celebrating my first blow job!" The bartender looks with a smile and says," well that's just dandy, let me get the next one!" "No thanks", says the guy, "if 6 shots won't wash the taste out, the 7th won't help either!!!" Disconnector |
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Posted: 10/11/2005 12:34:30 PM EDT
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Hmm, no bitchy women and no worrying if she'll get more bitchy and fat, versus "hanging out" with the guys all day, Hmmm, sounds tempting
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Posted: 10/11/2005 12:36:56 PM EDT
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It would be easier to be dead, too, but I'm not really excited about doing that, either.
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Posted: 10/11/2005 12:40:46 PM EDT
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Edit: Decided that I was WAY out of line.
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Posted: 10/11/2005 12:42:09 PM EDT
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Maybe it's easier, but naked men don't do it for me. But if you're fine with taking it like a bitch so you don't have to change...
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Posted: 10/11/2005 12:43:12 PM EDT
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To which I say, Vive la difference! |
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Posted: 10/11/2005 2:32:37 PM EDT
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Well, that's the whole problem, the thought of that kinda sex is revolting. That Marilyn Manson is whacked... No way buddy, if you can even bring yourself to sucking c$#$, you're gay. But I suppose I can say that cuz I've never been to prison.
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Posted: 10/11/2005 2:37:25 PM EDT
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Oh, just the "We just sit at home and watch TV, we don't go out anymore."
Reply: "That's because we are broke." Don't want to call her out exactly what she did, but she put us in a bit of debt. I'm not really upset over it, but the "we need to cut back on our expenditures" didn't last too long. |
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Posted: 10/11/2005 2:41:28 PM EDT
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If men had boobs and pie, I'd be teh gay! But they don't, so I'm stuck with women. Plus, I can't stomach the idea of a hairy ass. I just don't wanna look at something like that while I'm doing my business. Gotta be soft, hairless, and round.
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Posted: 10/11/2005 2:44:36 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/11/2005 3:12:48 PM EDT
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It might be easier to act gay. Chicks love gay dudes as it is. Seriously. So I'm thinking if you want something non-committed, this might work. Girls love the allure of changing a gay guy, much like changing a guy who has a reputation as a heartbreaker.
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