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Posted: 10/11/2005 12:11:50 AM EDT
[#1]
Heck, I'd do it.
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Posted: 10/11/2005 12:14:02 AM EDT
[#2]
Stick to your Guns Moof GJ!!
And import a chick! LOL 
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Posted: 10/11/2005 12:15:06 AM EDT
[#3]
You can change.
If you really want to.... you can change. And she can help! She could turn you into a metrosexual, you would make her oh so happy! |
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Posted: 10/11/2005 12:17:14 AM EDT
[#4]
Whats wrong with pedicures?
We're men, that doesnt mean were cavemen. |
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Posted: 10/11/2005 12:17:31 AM EDT
[#5]
Pedicures...
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Posted: 10/11/2005 12:19:12 AM EDT
[#6]
Moof......brother that's teh ghey
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Posted: 10/11/2005 12:21:17 AM EDT
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I wouldn't get one......real men are suppose to have ugly feet. |
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Posted: 10/11/2005 12:22:58 AM EDT
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What is wrong with pedicures? Try toe nails from hell, and one of em is missing from a stubbed toe gone bad. Thanks, but I like my non ingrown toenail length. If I ever cota pedicure my big toe nail would cut into my flesh, and I would have to go get it hacked on again. I guess I will just stay home and do my tree triming with my dremmel. But then again I gots me a wifey, so good luck. Blue states= Blue Balls.
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Posted: 10/11/2005 12:34:40 AM EDT
[#9]
 not you, the creature who got the pedicure with the gal. |
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Posted: 10/11/2005 12:36:16 AM EDT
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As antiquated as some people may find them . The roles of male and female can only be blurred so far . Post feminist society is responsible for the metrosexual . While I agree that you don't have to be a caveman , there should never be any doubt that you have a set of balls . |
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Posted: 10/11/2005 12:41:47 AM EDT
[#11]
Nah. Take my word for it as someone who grew up in NYC and suburbs, Italian American men Started it! Ever see saturday night fever? It's been downhill ever since. 
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Posted: 10/11/2005 12:43:45 AM EDT
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If my idea of an appropriate first date is not sitting in a beautician's chair next to the woman, as each of us receives a pedicure and discusses the latest episode of Queer Eye, makes me a caveman, I'll be happy to accept that moniker . |
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Posted: 10/11/2005 12:51:39 AM EDT
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I happen to be an Italian American male that grew up , and still lives in that area . Not all of us had a white suit , gold chains and an IROC |
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Posted: 10/11/2005 12:53:28 AM EDT
[#14]
Uhm,
What's a pedicure ? I thought maybe I knew,but it can't be that if it's combined with dinner on a date. While we're at it - Metrosexual ? Is that a city fag or something ?
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Posted: 10/11/2005 12:54:20 AM EDT
[#15]
The older I get, the more I just want to grab my rifle, a BOB, and run off into the hills. It's things like these that cause that.
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Posted: 10/11/2005 1:02:09 AM EDT
[#16]
That type of female seems to be more common than id like to admit. There also seems to be less and less opportunity for men to show their hunter gatherer skills. The only macho things left are unfortunately spectator sports such as NASCAR , and pro sports. The one possible exception being going into the military. What blue state hell are your in? 
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Posted: 10/11/2005 1:22:04 AM EDT
[#17]
Maybe I have been hanging around arfcom too long because this is beginng to sound better and better as every day passes. |
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Posted: 10/11/2005 1:26:16 AM EDT
[#18]
i've never done it but i'd be open to the idea to get a little pie
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Posted: 10/11/2005 1:32:48 AM EDT
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This is the sort of thing guys do to get chicks, kinda like how chicks give head to get guys.... I think I went to a couple chick flicks.....Now that I am married...ha! hell no.....'course the frequency of BJ's has gone way down, but at least I don't have to goto chick flicks...
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Posted: 10/11/2005 1:36:37 AM EDT
[#20]
+1 If she was hot enough, then I'm down with it. Getting some hot pie would make me forget all about the pedicure. |
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Posted: 10/11/2005 1:41:36 AM EDT
[#21]
Well, if it got me in the sack with her, and she was at least a 7/10, then I'd probably go up to (but not beyond) painting my nails.
Hell, Ozzy Osbourne does that anyway. But if she continuously demands that you do stupid shit, and claims that it's normal for men to do that, the next time you get her into bed, bang her six ways from sunday then throw her outta yer house dripping. |
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Posted: 10/11/2005 2:20:39 AM EDT
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Sounds to me like the bitch wants you not only to pay for lunch, but to get a free pedicure out of the deal too. Date milking 101, or "How to get a guy to pay for more than dinner & a movie without giving up the pie" To the curb, bitch, to the curb!
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Posted: 10/11/2005 2:33:05 AM EDT
[#23]
No thank you...I need my claws for climbing trees. I am afraid a pedicure would cause me to lose traction and fall.
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Posted: 10/11/2005 2:59:31 AM EDT
[#24]
I grew up in a pre-dominant Italian-American area and while no one dresses up like Saturday Night fever, they have the same accents and stuff as you hear in Sopranos. Watching some of the backdrops in Sopranos brings back memories of where I grew up because they filmed it on location. I used to shop at the grocery store behind Bada Bing (Satin Dolls). LOL |
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Posted: 10/11/2005 3:29:11 AM EDT
[#25]
Yes hygiene is so gay
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Posted: 10/11/2005 3:40:45 AM EDT
[#26]
why not try this
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Posted: 10/11/2005 3:50:41 AM EDT
[#27]
Take your next vacations in southern Brazil, the Baltic Republics, Vietnam or Iceland, depending on your "type". They're filled with normal, happy women who aren't alimony bombs looking for a place to explode.
And while you're waiting for your vacation, post a profile on the Electronic Girlfriend Catalog - Match.com. If it's funny and well-written, there are enough of the rare domestic products to keep you occupied. Last but not least, make yourself what you should be. Get fit, develope your social skills, learn to dress well, and be well-groomed, like, uh, with a pedicure, maybe... 
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Posted: 10/11/2005 3:57:06 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/11/2005 4:03:00 AM EDT
[#29]
 good call, Moof.Man I hate dating. Finally found myself a beautiful, smart filipina (not one of the ones that look like Ewoks) who knows how to shoot and makes me proud all the way around. Gonna hang on for dear life 
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Posted: 10/11/2005 4:03:02 AM EDT
[#30]
It doesnt hurt to be open minded.
If you're so afraid that getting a pedicure makes you gay, maybe you have some issues with your sexuality. There's nothing wrong with men trying to "look their best" or "pampering" themselves. I like pedicures, I like massages, and I like shoppng and I have a world famous flower garden. I also like shooting all my guns, watching football, and leering at beautiful women. Being a well-rounded man doesn't mean your gay, just means you're evolved. |
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Posted: 10/11/2005 4:04:36 AM EDT
[#31]
Now that would make for a great sigline.
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Posted: 10/11/2005 4:05:52 AM EDT
[#32]
Don't worry, I'm sure you can wow her with the oh-so-original and always-refreshing "dinner and a movie."
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Posted: 10/11/2005 4:07:03 AM EDT
[#33]
Sorry Moof, that wasn't a woman you were chatting with
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Posted: 10/11/2005 4:13:01 AM EDT
[#34]
I'm with you Moof. I've never gotten a pedicure before [given myself a few and they're wonderful but I can't see paying $50 for a foot rub].
Patty |
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Posted: 10/11/2005 4:22:13 AM EDT
[#35]
So metrosexual = cugine? |
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Posted: 10/11/2005 4:25:35 AM EDT
[#36]
Hello people. If Stoner Student won't do it then it's definately beyond the pale. |
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Posted: 10/11/2005 4:30:57 AM EDT
[#37]
My I suggest you take her to lunch and the range.
Make sure you say after you bumbfire off a 30 round magazine. "This is how I roll!" |
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Posted: 10/11/2005 4:33:03 AM EDT
[#38]
Another alternative proclamation to this pampered dame.... 
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Posted: 10/11/2005 4:40:45 AM EDT
[#39]
.... What's that supposed to mean? That is so condescending! |
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Posted: 10/11/2005 4:44:21 AM EDT
[#40]
Who has the "Iron my shirt b1^(#" photo? I seems that might be appropriate here too.
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Posted: 10/11/2005 5:06:53 AM EDT
[#41]
+1 |
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Posted: 10/11/2005 5:13:33 AM EDT
[#42]
Things you never thought you'd see on arfcom: justification of a male pedicure.
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Posted: 10/11/2005 5:45:27 AM EDT
[#43]
I cut my own toe nails and do a might fine job at that. Why would I pay someone else to do it? Especially on a date? Might as well go to a bar and look at men together
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Posted: 10/11/2005 5:50:11 AM EDT
[#44]
A man's pedicure is a surgical procedure, done by a podiatrist, to cut back an ingrown toenail and is covered by Blue Cross. |
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Posted: 10/11/2005 5:53:29 AM EDT
[#45]
It's a guy who acts gay but is as straight as you and I. |
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Posted: 10/11/2005 5:55:20 AM EDT
[#46]
I guess she wouldn't like me then. I have to use wire snips to trim my toe nails.
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Posted: 10/11/2005 5:58:37 AM EDT
[#47]
Moof! You should invite her out shooting followed by dinner at a nice restuarant.
Don't pass her up just because she set the rules once. Show some leadership! Chicks dig leaders. She probably had 0 respect for Mr. Pedicure Guy. |
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Posted: 10/11/2005 5:58:50 AM EDT
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It starts out with a pedicure for pie, then progresses to picking out valences and duvets and dust ruffles for a hand job. Pretty soon you find yourself comparing the relative merits of mango chutney and squash coulis just to be her cuddlebitch. Eventually you're facedown in the 1000 thread count Egyptian cotton ecru pillowcase, getting jackhammered with a strap-on and she's got your balls on her headboard shrivelling in a glass of warm Tanqueray. Don't do it, man! |
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Posted: 10/11/2005 6:01:51 AM EDT
[#49]
Don't wash your feet for a week and then agree to go on a pedicure date with her. Just make sure she's very close by when you take your shoes and socks off or better yet, don't wear any socks. Then you can explain to her that's how a real mans feet smell.
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Posted: 10/11/2005 6:02:19 AM EDT
[#50]
Tell her you'll go get a pedicure with her as soon as she purchases an ARFCOM membership
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