Came home and found my wife.....................................................

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Came home and found my wife.....................................................

Posted: 10/3/2005 6:04:09 PM EDT

.....................................barefoot and cooking in the kitchen!!!!!!!!!!

Stuff on the stove, stuff on the table, stuff everywhere.

I asked her if she needed any help. She said there was something in the oven.

I opened the oven door and found the pregnancy test: POSITIVE!!!

Number 5 is on the way.

Posted: 10/3/2005 6:04:58 PM EDT

[#1]

congrats!

Posted: 10/3/2005 6:05:57 PM EDT

[#2]

Name him Johnny.

Posted: 10/3/2005 6:06:24 PM EDT

[#3]

No.5!

Just kiddin' ya, congrats!!!

Posted: 10/3/2005 6:08:11 PM EDT

[#4]

Congratulations

Posted: 10/3/2005 6:09:51 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
No.5!

+5

Posted: 10/3/2005 6:11:07 PM EDT

[#6]

Congrats!

Posted: 10/3/2005 6:11:40 PM EDT

[#7]

Congrats.

Posted: 10/3/2005 6:13:04 PM EDT

[#8]

Five !?! Don't you know by now what causes that?

Posted: 10/3/2005 6:13:09 PM EDT

[#9]

That's no excuse for not making sammiches!

Congrats.

ETA: WTF was a pregnancy test doing in the oven? You do know how she "activated" the test stick, right? Hint: she didn't just wave it around.

Posted: 10/3/2005 6:13:17 PM EDT

[#10]

Number five!?!?!?!?

Figure out what was causing that yet?

Posted: 10/3/2005 6:14:08 PM EDT

[#11]

FIVE!?

Dude, that a litter!

Congrats!

CMOS

Posted: 10/3/2005 6:14:57 PM EDT

[#12]

HOLY CRAP!
Congrats!

Hey you know how to load the dishwasher?

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Get the old lady drunk! budump bump!

Posted: 10/3/2005 6:15:10 PM EDT

[#13]

you have got to LOVE The nesting phase. Our fourth is due mid-december and my wife just entered the "nesting" period.

Multiple course meals when I arrive home, house completely spotless, she's horny all the time, it's crazy......

then there's the enforced 6 week drought after the child and when all your life goes to hell and the house looks like a bomb hit while you adjust to the new little ones

I love little babies but that first few weeks sucks all ass...

Posted: 10/3/2005 6:17:02 PM EDT

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Posted: 10/3/2005 6:20:24 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:

ETA: WTF was a pregnancy test doing in the oven? You do know how she "activated" the test stick, right? Hint: she didn't just wave it around.

Congrats

You know.. like "One in the oven" Baby in the belly

Posted: 10/3/2005 6:20:34 PM EDT

[#16]

Just what do you think your doing.

Trying to field your own platoon??

The only reason why I had three kids...............................
is because I did not want FOUR....

Congrats on the news...

Buzz.

Posted: 10/3/2005 6:21:34 PM EDT

[#17]

Congrats!

BigDozer66

Posted: 10/3/2005 6:24:11 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
Five !?! Don't you know by now what causes that?

We think we have narrowed it down.

Now, if I could just figure out what causes 'black rifle disease', I could make a fortune from your wives 'curing' all you guys.

Posted: 10/3/2005 6:26:40 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
Just what do you think your doing.

Trying to field your own platoon??

Buzz.

If you saw my wife, you would know that I am trying for a whole division.

Posted: 10/3/2005 6:28:02 PM EDT

[#20]

you ever find out whats casuing that?

Posted: 10/3/2005 6:29:41 PM EDT

[#21]

Basketball team today, platoon tomorrow! Congrats.

Posted: 10/3/2005 6:30:15 PM EDT

[#22]

congrats. did you buy his first rifle for him yet ?

Posted: 10/3/2005 6:30:52 PM EDT

[#23]

Congrats on #5!

Posted: 10/3/2005 6:31:16 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
Basketball team today, platoon tomorrow! Congrats.

More like a cheerleading squad. First four are girls. My wife is already wondering if I shot the balls off this one too?

Posted: 10/3/2005 6:32:01 PM EDT

[#25]

Almost...

Posted: 10/3/2005 6:32:25 PM EDT

[#26]

Congrats.

Posted: 10/3/2005 6:32:58 PM EDT

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Posted: 10/3/2005 6:34:44 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
congrats. did you buy his first rifle for him yet ?

Him? Him? (jk)

If it is a 'he', he will grow up feeling like Davey Crocket at the Alamo since 'he' will already have 4 older sisters.

A boy would be nice, but I am just hoping for 10 fingers, 10 toes, and for both mom and baby to be healthy and well. If that happens, my prayers will be answered and my dreams come true.

If there is a stem on the apple, well, that would just be an added bonus.

Posted: 10/3/2005 6:34:45 PM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Basketball team today, platoon tomorrow! Congrats.

More like a cheerleading squad. First four are girls. My wife is already wondering if I shot the balls off this one too?

Congrats, got 4. 3 boys and the littlest is a girl. Hope this one is boy for ya.

Posted: 10/3/2005 6:35:47 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
Quoted:
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Basketball team today, platoon tomorrow! Congrats.

More like a cheerleading squad. First four are girls. My wife is already wondering if I shot the balls off this one too?

Congrats, got 4. 3 boys and the littlest is a girl. Hope this one is boy for ya.

She will NEVER date. You do know that don't you? If one ever does survive you first and 3 older brothers, he has earned his spot.

Congrats on the girl. Nothing like a girl to capture a guy's heart.

Posted: 10/3/2005 6:36:24 PM EDT

[#31]

Hey, if you're happy, I'm happy for you.

Posted: 10/3/2005 6:37:37 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
Hey, if you're happy, I'm happy for you.

VERY!

I just pray for them all to be safe and healthy, that's all.

Posted: 10/3/2005 6:42:54 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:
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Hey, if you're happy, I'm happy for you.

VERY!

I just pray for them all to be safe and healthy, that's all.

I'm with you there. All the best.

Posted: 10/3/2005 6:45:17 PM EDT

[#34]

She must be one helluva woman, or have a tremendous amount of patience!

Posted: 10/3/2005 6:47:52 PM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:

She must be one helluva woman, or have a tremendous amount of patience!

She's puts up with me, so it must be BOTH!

I am a LUCKY man!!

Posted: 10/3/2005 6:49:32 PM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:
No.5!

Just kiddin' ya, congrats!!!

Grats, and condolences.
My bro and his wife have #9 baking in the oven. They live in Amish country, it must be the water.

Posted: 10/3/2005 6:49:59 PM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:
img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/maxxx_22/cigar.jpg

NO! He is quitting!

Posted: 10/3/2005 6:51:20 PM EDT

[#38]

... Congratulations

... I'm one of five

... We drove our parents insane as well

Posted: 10/3/2005 6:53:48 PM EDT

[#39]

Be fruitful and multiply!

Posted: 10/3/2005 6:54:17 PM EDT

[#40]

1

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5

Congrats. Now get fixed.

Posted: 10/3/2005 7:37:12 PM EDT

[#41]

<thompsondd> "Please be a boy, please be a boy, please be a boy</thompsondd>

CONGRATS!!!

<-- for you, batgirl can't have any

Damn dude, you should have kept your cubicle on the other row. Our row is cursed. Seems like any guy who is married and sits there is gonna pro-create.