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Posted: 10/2/2005 9:18:09 PM EDT
This all started about 2 weeks ago when one of my friends thats a girl jokingly asked if I was gay. Just then a lightbulb went off im my head....I would make her think that I really was gay. I like playing physiological games.
 So over the past few weeks ive been giving her subtle hints that I was gay....and the other day she finally asks me if I was gay or bi.  And I make up this story about how at first I thought I was straight, then Bi, then I really realized I was gay. And she buys the whole thing...she already wants me to meet some of her gay guy friends!! Ive know this girl for about 5 or 6 years so she was pretty shocked....but the part that kinda hurt is that she said she always had a feeling I was gay.  So what should I do? 1. Keep playing along for awhile and suddenly tell her the shocking truth that im not and never was gay, and laugh at her. 2. Try and use it as an excuse for some of my friends that are girls to convert me back to being straight. 3. Or...Just stop now...ive gone too far already. |
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Posted: 10/2/2005 9:19:37 PM EDT
[#1]
Go with it.
Less competition for the rest of us. |
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Posted: 10/2/2005 9:19:49 PM EDT
[#2]
just drop it for a while. When she brings it up again, say in a very offhand matter that you were just kidding about that. Observe reaction on her face.
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Posted: 10/2/2005 9:21:06 PM EDT
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I'm afraid the joke appears to be on you. |
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Posted: 10/2/2005 9:21:23 PM EDT
[#4]
You gonna be playing catcher?
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Posted: 10/2/2005 9:21:44 PM EDT
[#5]
Alternativly drop it for a while and if she brings it up pretend she is crazy and was imagining the whole thing. |
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Posted: 10/2/2005 9:24:52 PM EDT
[#6]
What he said.
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Posted: 10/2/2005 9:25:49 PM EDT
[#7]
Play it out. You might get some nice dick out of the deal.
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Posted: 10/2/2005 9:27:27 PM EDT
[#8]
Dayum! |
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Posted: 10/2/2005 9:27:33 PM EDT
[#9]
loltastic. |
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Posted: 10/2/2005 9:27:41 PM EDT
[#10]
Indeed. |
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Posted: 10/2/2005 9:28:37 PM EDT
[#11]
Dude face it youre ghey!
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Posted: 10/2/2005 9:29:53 PM EDT
[#12]
Only gay guys do a good job at playing gay.
Good luck, try not to think about the fact the the cock yer smoking was recently in some guy's hairy pooper. |
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Posted: 10/2/2005 9:30:12 PM EDT
[#13]
Agreed. Why else would he even bother pretending he's 
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Posted: 10/2/2005 9:30:15 PM EDT
[#14]
Tell her you are a lesbian trapped in a man's body.
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Posted: 10/2/2005 9:31:40 PM EDT
[#15]
LOL |
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Posted: 10/2/2005 9:32:56 PM EDT
[#16]
Not even touching this one.
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Posted: 10/2/2005 9:34:06 PM EDT
[#17]
You sure you're not confused? Really really sure you're just playing a game?
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Posted: 10/2/2005 9:35:38 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/2/2005 9:35:58 PM EDT
[#19]
If you want to see her naked... play it out... lol |
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Posted: 10/2/2005 9:36:59 PM EDT
[#20]
Exactly. Anyone amused by "playfully" acting gay, is a true closet case, period. He is probably honestly gay, but doesn't want to admit it to himself yet, so he will engage in this little charade. |
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Posted: 10/2/2005 9:38:40 PM EDT
[#21]
Too late, you hit submit and the gheyness is upon you now. You read the thread, you cannot un-read it. |
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Posted: 10/2/2005 9:39:55 PM EDT
[#22]
Paging Stoner Student for an expert opinion on this guy.
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Posted: 10/2/2005 9:41:47 PM EDT
[#23]
If you want to know for sure just suck a dick.
If you like it you're gay. If not, then you're gay since you sucked a dick. I hope you pick a nice husband that'll treat you right.
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Posted: 10/2/2005 9:42:33 PM EDT
[#24]
Well this one time....at band camp..I stuck a flute up my ass. Damn..you guys have no sense of humor! |
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Posted: 10/2/2005 9:43:15 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/2/2005 9:45:17 PM EDT
[#26]
close your eyes and pretend you're getting it from a girl.... may help? oh and relax, i hear that helps so you can sit tomorow...
-Roth |
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Posted: 10/2/2005 9:52:02 PM EDT
[#27]
physiologic: of or consistent with an organism's normal functioning Freudian slip? I say you tell her you're having a sexual identity crisis and don't know if you're attracted to women or not. You need her assistance in determine where your true feelings lie, and she could really help you out by giving you a blowjob to see if it will arouse you. |
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Posted: 10/2/2005 9:53:50 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/2/2005 9:55:01 PM EDT
[#29]
hmmmm......maybe I could use that excuse on the wifey?
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Posted: 10/2/2005 10:05:34 PM EDT
[#30]
Mine has been oddly frisky lately. Last night we went to pick up a pizza, and had to wait 15 minutes. We drove into a nearby neighborhood, parked, and I got "roadhead". Today she was just an animal. |
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Posted: 10/2/2005 10:07:48 PM EDT
[#31]
However small the chance there is a chance that the female friend was "scouting" for a male "member " for a threesome. That being said I would not bring it up and see where it goes. Is she good looking? |
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Posted: 10/2/2005 10:27:37 PM EDT
[#32]
Yeah...but if that's how she's doing the scouting, she's looking to be the middle of a meat sandwich. And maybe watch the two guys do stuff to each other. Hell, you might as well do it. It's not like your reputation will be hurt NOW.  Maybe a few months ago it would have been detrimental, but not now. |
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Posted: 10/2/2005 10:33:23 PM EDT
[#33]
If you have a female friend for 6 years that you have not had sex with, you're gay.
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Posted: 10/2/2005 10:47:02 PM EDT
[#34]
I you really want to screw with her leave some pics around the house of you getting butt pummeled by one of the village people... That would be funny.
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Posted: 10/2/2005 10:51:56 PM EDT
[#35]
Is this a disguised "Thinking about coming out of the closet" thread?
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Posted: 10/2/2005 10:52:19 PM EDT
[#36]
Just incase he misses it. |
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Posted: 10/2/2005 11:10:02 PM EDT
[#37]
because this is a ghey thread 
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Posted: 10/2/2005 11:14:34 PM EDT
[#38]
Definately Number 2. Might as well get some off limits 'tang since you've taken it this far.
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Posted: 10/2/2005 11:14:37 PM EDT
[#39]
This coming from a Texan. . .
Notice the look of shock and surprise on my face? -----> 
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Posted: 10/2/2005 11:19:18 PM EDT
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If you think you might be gay clap your hands
If you think you might be gay clap your hands If you think you might be gay, you dream a boning Nick Lachey If you think you might be gay,...Then your gay No turning back now Epsilon, regardless of what you do now. The girl still said she had the feeling all along that you were gay. (6 Yrs)
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Posted: 10/2/2005 11:24:40 PM EDT
[#41]
Game. Set. Match. This discussion has been perfected and is now closed. |
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Posted: 10/2/2005 11:28:06 PM EDT
[#42]
Jokes on you pal. You're gay. Admit it. You know you are. Now, go and enjoy your shit covered weiner.
 (Seriously... You are gay, and this was your way of testing the waters and letting it out slowly.) |
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Posted: 10/3/2005 12:05:08 AM EDT
[#43]
He's pretending he's straight...Maybe you should do the same huh?
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Posted: 10/3/2005 12:31:13 AM EDT
[#44]
Why is it that you're doing this again?
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Posted: 10/3/2005 12:38:45 AM EDT
[#45]
Tell her you need to fuck her to see if you really are gay. Repeat until she catches on.
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Posted: 10/3/2005 12:40:31 AM EDT
[#46]
I disagree. I have had one lady friend for 5 years now, and I've never even seen her tits--and believe me, I've tried! You'd have to see her to understand. Ladder theory though  |
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Posted: 10/3/2005 5:35:36 AM EDT
[#47]
Tell her it didn't take.
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Posted: 10/3/2005 5:44:09 AM EDT
[#48]
Agreed. Drop it. When she brings it up, you can be like "no, you totally dreamed that, you can ask ANYONE and no one else will tell you that" etc What subtle hints did you drop? "Like, oh my gawd, I was watching Christopher Lowell today on Discovery and he made this great little soap holder for the bathroom"? |
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Posted: 10/3/2005 5:44:31 AM EDT
[#49]
And more one time for emphasis. |
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Posted: 10/3/2005 5:44:41 AM EDT
[#50]
+1, you are now on the market for her gay friends. Night night, keep your browneye tight. |
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