Miracle Whip: "MMMMM tasty" Or I will eat poop before I touch that foul stuff"

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Posted: 9/29/2005 9:31:32 PM EDT

Bored and ordered a burger at the courthouse today. It was piled with the foul sludge that is Miracle Whip. Wife loves it, Nephew loves it, Sister and I will not touch it under any circumstance.

Posted: 9/29/2005 9:32:12 PM EDT

[#1]

IBTP Mircle whip is nasty!

Posted: 9/29/2005 9:32:40 PM EDT

[#2]

IBTP?

Posted: 9/29/2005 9:34:27 PM EDT

[#3]

Prefer it over Mayo, but only by a little bit. I'll eat either, makes no real difference to me.

Posted: 9/29/2005 9:36:08 PM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:IBTP?

Well a thread like this is screaming for one.

Patty

Posted: 9/29/2005 9:37:08 PM EDT

[#5]

Bring out the Hellman's...

Posted: 9/29/2005 9:37:10 PM EDT

[#6]

Miracle Whip is better than pie
(not really, but I do like it)

Posted: 9/29/2005 9:38:04 PM EDT

[#7]

It means In Before The Poll. And since you didn't know what it meant, I doubt there's even going to be one.

Posted: 9/29/2005 9:40:10 PM EDT

[#8]

All that food lube nauseates me. Mayonnaise, Mackerel Whap, whatever.

Posted: 9/29/2005 9:40:11 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
Miracle Whip is better than pie

Miracle Whip on pie! Yummm!

Posted: 9/29/2005 9:40:25 PM EDT

[#10]

Mayo. Miracle Whip is spawn of the Devil.

Posted: 9/29/2005 9:42:25 PM EDT

[#11]

Better then mayo, at least it has a little taste to it. But I'm a mustard guy. Give me a good gourmet mustard, or any mustard, I'm happy.

Posted: 9/29/2005 9:44:53 PM EDT

[#12]

Miracle Whip? It is a miracle anyone buys the garbage. There is a reason that the Helmans label says "REAL MAYONAISE". Whenever I order a BLT out (I don't allow either on a hamburger) I make sure to tell them I don't want that slime on my sandwich.

It they use it, I return the sandwich and demand a proper replacement or a refund. That label says "salad dressing". If some one wants it on their salad, let them, but don't put the Sheet on my sandwich. That stuff will throw me into a serious RANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is nasty, disgusting garbage invented by the ACLU for mind control purposes to increase membership and subvert the constitution.....

Posted: 9/29/2005 9:45:30 PM EDT

[#13]

That crap promptly induces vomiting in me.

Posted: 9/29/2005 9:47:13 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
Mayo. Miracle Whip is spawn of the Devil.

+1

Posted: 9/29/2005 9:48:04 PM EDT

[#15]

Duke's is the best mayo around. Miracle Whip on the other hand is just plain nasty.

<-----------Even this guy wouldn't loot it.

Posted: 9/29/2005 9:49:14 PM EDT

[#16]

Plain Kraft Mayo..............but miracle whip has got to be better than poop

Posted: 9/29/2005 9:50:28 PM EDT

[#17]

It's made from whale sperm.

Posted: 9/29/2005 9:52:04 PM EDT

[#18]

Sorry about the lack of a poll there.

Posted: 9/29/2005 9:52:16 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
It means In Before The Poll. And since you didn't know what it meant, I doubt there's even going to be one.

I thought it was "In Before The Poop"

Posted: 9/29/2005 10:01:16 PM EDT

[#20]

MAYO all the way!!!!!

Posted: 9/29/2005 10:04:12 PM EDT

[#21]

Miracle Whip..

Posted: 9/29/2005 10:07:35 PM EDT

[#22]

miracle whip was invented by a woman to ruin a man's sandwich!!!

Posted: 9/29/2005 10:15:02 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
Better then mayo, at least it has a little taste to it. But I'm a mustard guy. Give me a good gourmet mustard, or any mustard, I'm happy.

+1

Posted: 9/29/2005 11:22:59 PM EDT

[#24]

I am a mayo lover but miricle whip does not make me puke. I was recently introduced to "veganaise", which has no eggs in it so they can't call it "mayo". The "vegans" at the health food store were raving about how great it was. It was on sale and I couldn't find what I was looking for so I got some. THEY WERE RIGHT!!! I know it's hard to believe but I gained a couple pounds the first week I had it I think!!! I don't even use real mayo anymore! It's not on sale anymore and I just paid 6 bucks for a large jar of the stuff, maybe I won't eat so much of it.

Do not try veganaise, if you like mayo then this will be like heroine.

Posted: 9/29/2005 11:32:27 PM EDT

[#25]

I'm a calorie counter at heart and Miracle Whip is better in those terms...

And if you are eating a sandwich for the mayo alone, you've got issues

. It is a good substitute...

- BG

Posted: 9/29/2005 11:35:16 PM EDT

[#26]

Hate it,

Posted: 9/30/2005 12:26:22 AM EDT

[#27]

I like miricle sammys... no meat just bread and mw

Posted: 9/30/2005 4:45:32 AM EDT

[#28]

Mustard, please.

Posted: 9/30/2005 4:48:21 AM EDT

[#29]

Miracle Whip = Same as white colored shit

Posted: 9/30/2005 4:52:27 AM EDT

[#30]

You might as well spread that stuff on your hips and ass because that's where it's headed.
It's full of fat and other things you cannot pronounce.

Posted: 9/30/2005 5:05:52 AM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:
I'm a calorie counter at heart and Miracle Whip is better in those terms...

And if you are eating a sandwich for the mayo alone, you've got issues . It is a good substitute...

- BG

I have actually had a miracle whip sandwhich!

I love that stuff.

TXL

Posted: 9/30/2005 5:08:46 AM EDT

[#32]

It's vile. Disgusting.

Hellman's all the way, if it has to be mayo, but I prefer mustard, too.

Actually, Wasabi Mayo is awesome! A nice spicy bite!

Posted: 9/30/2005 5:09:58 AM EDT

[#33]

Ugh. I used to play over at my cousin's house a lot when we were growing up. When we ate sandwiches, they never had mayo. Only Miracle Whip. I could barely choke that crap down. It was so foul. Free food and all, so I never really complained, but it did not taste right at all.

Posted: 9/30/2005 5:20:35 AM EDT

[#34]

Regular Mayonaise =bland and boring
Miracle Whip = yummy goodness

Posted: 9/30/2005 5:24:05 AM EDT

[#35]

Miracle Whip is a fine *salad dressing*. It makes great macaroni salad, and tuna salad. As a stand alone condiment on a sandwich, however, it is teh suck. Note the word "dressing" right on the MW label.

There is a very tasty macaroni salad recipe on the Old Bay® can...I use Miracle Whip in that, although any cheap salad dressing will do.

Posted: 9/30/2005 6:54:54 AM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:
I like miricle sammys... no meat just bread and mw

+1

My dad used to make that when I was a kid and poor.

Posted: 9/30/2005 6:57:59 AM EDT

[#37]

I can't tell the difference... I think I give the slight edge to real mayo but frankly, I'm easy when it comes to that. Whichever it is, I don't like a lot of it, just a little. I prefer mustard on most things. If it's potato salad, I'll squirt mustard on it (if it's not already in there) and mix it in.

Posted: 9/30/2005 7:01:29 AM EDT

[#38]

McIlhenny Farms® Spicy Mayonnaise

Spicy Mayo at the Tabasco Country Store

Everything else is wrong.

Posted: 9/30/2005 9:09:13 PM EDT

[#39]

How is this for levels of nasty? My sister's ex-husband's entire family put miracle whip on corn on the cob. They claim it started during the depression and they couldn't get butter, and now they like the taste. Many family dinners I have sat in awe and literally gagged at the sight.

Posted: 9/30/2005 10:16:18 PM EDT

[#40]

Mayo and white bread.........none better.

Protestants lox and cream cheese.

Posted: 9/30/2005 10:22:03 PM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:
Quoted:
I'm a calorie counter at heart and Miracle Whip is better in those terms...

And if you are eating a sandwich for the mayo alone, you've got issues . It is a good substitute...

- BG

I have actually had a miracle whip sandwhich!

I love that stuff.

TXL

Quoted:
Quoted:
I like miricle sammys... no meat just bread and mw

+1

My dad used to make that when I was a kid and poor.

Yeah, me too. Cold fried chicken, miracle whip sandwhich, some chuncks of cracker-barrel cheese on the side, coca-cola... DAMN - on my way to the refrigerator.

ETA: I'm back... plus a big ol' slice of fresh tomato, a few green onions, and some dippin' salt for the onions.

Posted: 9/30/2005 10:29:22 PM EDT

[#42]

who in their right mind puts mayo on a burger!!?? Other than the French? Mayo in any form is just gross

Posted: 9/30/2005 10:34:51 PM EDT

[#43]

You can bet that anytihng with the word "miricle" in it is Christopher Lowell food. Mayo only, please.

Posted: 9/30/2005 10:35:20 PM EDT

[#44]

Mayo, ketchup, mustard and Rooster sauce on a two day old left over hamburger patty nuked for about 45 seconds is pretty near heaven on a good fresh bun.

Posted: 9/30/2005 10:46:30 PM EDT

[#45]

Miracle whip is better 'n corn dogs!!!!

Miracle whip is better 'n NASCAR!!!!

Miracle whip is better 'n any Chevy Pickup. (no contest

)(smiley added so Chevy owners don't shit, freak out and try to kill themselves.)

Miracle whip is almost as good as a Padron 3000 (but, well, not really. The Padron is better 'n a ninja).

Miracle whip is not mayonaise, it is something different, better, much tastier, the only true condiment.

Miracle whip is Ambrosia. Gods gift to humans. Better 'n garbonzo beans but not as good as steak.

Miracle whip rocks.

I hope that clarifies the important things in life.