YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN
by : George Carlin

I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!
I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it!
I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American.

I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything.
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in English.
I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.
I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy ass through 4 years plus of college, you haven't begun to be enlightened.



I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.
My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer.
I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.


I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when I'm freezing my ass off during these long winters and paying, paying, paying?
I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years In the desert after getting chased out of Egypt . I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut-the-Hell-up already.
I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?

I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them.
I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.
And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license. I think it's good.....and I'm proud that "God" is written on my money. I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.


I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause. These people should be targets.
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.
And what the hell is going on with gas prices... again?


If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.

If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know.

 
We need our country back!

Just thought some of you would get a kick out of this

Quoted: Just thought some of you would get a kick out of this We did years ago when it came out and dozens of times since then. I think snopes debunked this as not even coming from him.

www.snopes.com/language/document/carlin.htm

Quoted: Just thought some of you would get a kick out of this We did years ago when it came out and dozens of times since then. I think snopes debunked this as not even coming from him.

I think you're thinking of the Robin Williams one

well. I guess I spoke too late.

Quoted: Quoted: Just thought some of you would get a kick out of this We did years ago when it came out and dozens of times since then. I think snopes debunked this as not even coming from him. I think you're thinking of the Robin Williams one

And George Carlin.

Whoever said that it was not George Carlin

George Carlin is a radical leftist he NEVER said any of that and would violently disagree with virtually ALL of it.

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Just thought some of you would get a kick out of this We did years ago when it came out and dozens of times since then. I think snopes debunked this as not even coming from him. I think you're thinking of the Robin Williams one And George Carlin. Whoever said that it was not George Carlin George Carlin is a radical leftist he NEVER said any of that and would violently disagree with virtually ALL of it.

I agree. He is just a big whiner that complains about the baby boomers, as group of which he is a member I might add.

I love the bi-annual "Bad American" post.

Who is it this time? Oh it's George Carlin this time. That reminds me I have to get my license renewed, and clean the septic system.

Thanks for the reminder.