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Posted: 9/29/2005 8:59:10 AM EDT
 ETA: FWIW, the gray kitty ignoring the rules of gun safety is 'Ivan' and his sadistic brother in the background is 'Bob.' |
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Posted: 9/29/2005 8:59:55 AM EDT
[#1]
Thats the last set of drapes you fuck up.
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Posted: 9/29/2005 9:00:27 AM EDT
[#2]
Brains, its whats for dinner!
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Posted: 9/29/2005 9:00:58 AM EDT
[#3]
"Smells powerful. But I bet he still has trouble penetrating the pussy."
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Posted: 9/29/2005 9:01:31 AM EDT
[#4]
Wait for it... Wait for it...
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Posted: 9/29/2005 9:02:01 AM EDT
[#5]
No really sniff it smells like fish.
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Posted: 9/29/2005 9:02:56 AM EDT
[#6]
"I wonder if he will be as mad if I piss on this as he was when I pissed in his shoes?"
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Posted: 9/29/2005 9:04:55 AM EDT
[#7]
The latest in pet stain removal technology.
Actually, just pet removal. And it makes a pretty big stain. |
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Posted: 9/29/2005 9:08:42 AM EDT
[#8]
"Mmmmmm, 50 cal." says the cat in the back.
"Is this where I look in to see the peep show?" MJD |
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Posted: 9/29/2005 9:09:33 AM EDT
[#9]
Honest, Fluffy, there's a mouse down there. Keep looking. Tell me when you see the light.
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Posted: 9/29/2005 9:09:45 AM EDT
[#10]
I tought I taw a putty tat.
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Posted: 9/29/2005 9:10:08 AM EDT
[#11]
cat "I'm going to hump you bitch"
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Posted: 9/29/2005 9:11:32 AM EDT
[#12]
How to turn your cat into a pair of mittens.
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Posted: 9/29/2005 9:11:39 AM EDT
[#13]
SPEAK INTO THE MIC!!
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Posted: 9/29/2005 9:16:40 AM EDT
[#14]
"Test , Test , is this thing on????? Test , Test , 1 , 2 , 3 , ........ will someone please turn the mike on!!!!"
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Posted: 9/29/2005 9:16:47 AM EDT
[#15]
"Here kitty,kitty,kitty,kitty"
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Posted: 9/29/2005 9:18:45 AM EDT
[#16]
Hello Hello <tap tap tap> Is this thing on?
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Posted: 9/29/2005 9:20:15 AM EDT
[#17]
"Theres sometin' shiny in there!"
-- "What cha' doing?" "Seeing if this is big enough to stop that horse of a dog next door." -- "You know, and I mean this from a purely academic standpoint, if this was to go off..." |
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Posted: 9/29/2005 9:21:13 AM EDT
[#18]
[cat says]
 [/cat says] |
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Posted: 9/29/2005 9:21:14 AM EDT
[#19]
Curisoity(sp?) Killed the Cat, as well as this 50 MBG.
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Posted: 9/29/2005 9:22:01 AM EDT
[#20]
"Hey Blackie, I know he loves this gun, but DAMN this just is digusting"
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Posted: 9/29/2005 9:23:24 AM EDT
[#21]
Gray Kitty: Pass me the KY Jelly! Black Kitty: Hubba Hubba me next! Shok |
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Posted: 9/29/2005 9:24:38 AM EDT
[#22]
Having lured Fluffy into position, all that stood between Midnight and his mouth watering canibalistic dinner was to spring the trap.... |
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Posted: 9/29/2005 9:29:34 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/29/2005 9:32:01 AM EDT
[#24]
"Fred I swear I seen a mouse down here help me get it out"
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Posted: 9/29/2005 9:36:11 AM EDT
[#25]
MMMmmmm! He'll be killed, cleaned and cooked in about five seconds.
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Posted: 9/29/2005 9:37:09 AM EDT
[#26]
"This is no mouse gun!"
"The fucking little mouse is hiding in the barrel, we can wait him out" |
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Posted: 9/29/2005 9:39:14 AM EDT
[#27]
[Foghorn Leghorn]Boy, I say boy! Get a whif of the 630 grains of catnip I stuffed down this tube. It's all yours if you can get it out![/Foghorn Leghorn]
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Posted: 9/29/2005 9:46:24 AM EDT
[#28]
My vote! 
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Posted: 9/29/2005 9:48:41 AM EDT
[#29]
"And you want to stick this in WHERE?!"
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Posted: 9/29/2005 9:57:12 AM EDT
[#30]
"He just put a shiny thing in the other end...I'll wait till it drops out here"
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Posted: 9/29/2005 9:58:36 AM EDT
[#31]
"in a second, all your catnip will be belong to me..."
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Posted: 9/29/2005 10:09:02 AM EDT
[#32]
 
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Posted: 9/29/2005 10:14:22 AM EDT
[#33]
Go bang around on the other end and see if we can scare it out.
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Posted: 9/29/2005 10:41:19 AM EDT
[#34]
 
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Posted: 9/29/2005 2:06:12 PM EDT
[#35]
UGLY?!!! Dont like my carpeting?!!! |
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Posted: 9/29/2005 2:12:58 PM EDT
[#36]
"What kinda P.O.S. electrician can't put an outlet in straight?" |
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Posted: 9/29/2005 2:21:31 PM EDT
[#37]
Actually my wife and her mother painted an entire wall that color one night..I always tell them if a bad guy sneaks in I'll wait until he's in front of that wall to blow him away so I won't have to clean up as much 
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Posted: 9/29/2005 2:21:39 PM EDT
[#38]
Yeah, I noticed that too. Here's the freaky part... Yes, it's crooked in the picture. It's perpendicular to the floor, in reality. |
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Posted: 9/29/2005 2:27:07 PM EDT
[#39]
/\ I vote for this one!! |
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Posted: 9/29/2005 2:29:39 PM EDT
[#40]
"I wonder if i can "screw" this?!?!?!"
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Posted: 9/29/2005 7:39:18 PM EDT
[#41]
Ivan:Hey Bob scent on this
Bob:Ivan get out of my way I'm geared and ready to ride the lightning 
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Posted: 9/29/2005 7:49:51 PM EDT
[#42]
Hey Bob.............Check out the dogs new toy!!! What do I win!  |
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Posted: 9/29/2005 7:58:37 PM EDT
[#43]
"Every time you masturbate, Zippy kills a kitten..."
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Posted: 9/29/2005 8:00:55 PM EDT
[#44]
(Purina Meow Mix theme song)
Meow Meow Meow MBOOM! |
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Posted: 9/29/2005 8:03:39 PM EDT
[#45]
I've come to realize that you do not own cats. Cats own you. If those cats are anything like mine, the caption would read,
"Hey, Bob... Look what that dumb two legged bastard brought home for us." While not overly creative, a shorter version of the caption above; one that could apply equally to the cat or to the rifle: "OWNED!" Sly |
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Posted: 9/29/2005 8:05:38 PM EDT
[#46]
Troubled by not having a .50 caliber Bore Snake for cleaning, Zippy invents the Bore Cat.
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Posted: 9/29/2005 8:05:53 PM EDT
[#47]
Digging into the vault for this one:
"All Your Brains Are Belong To US...And the neighbor 3 blocks down!!!". Sly |
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Posted: 9/29/2005 8:06:30 PM EDT
[#48]
Unless you get a hold of him and chuck him off a bridge 
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Posted: 9/29/2005 8:06:39 PM EDT
[#49]
Will you just pull the friggin trigger already........come on pull it ! ! ! There is no way they can prove that I had anything to do with this. Pull it ya candy ass pull it ! ! !
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Posted: 9/29/2005 8:08:47 PM EDT
[#50]
I got nothing, but that is a funny picture!
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