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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Protected my home from potential terrorist today (UPDATE pg 2)

Posted: 9/28/2005 7:33:00 AM EDT

I was sitting at home watching TV and I heard my GSD start barking. That's a "Nazi poe-lice dog" for those of you that dont know.

I ran to a window, careful not to sillouette myself, and saw a white pickup truck outside. Immediately I retrieved my looter shooter/homeland security AK and a 30 rnd mag. Wolf hollowpoints, because they hurt more. I manned the battlements and observed the truck, which appeared to be observing my home. It had a small trailer behind it which appeared to carry a tank of biological or chemical weapons. On the side of the truck was some sort of terrorist jibberish, like Dirka Dirka Terminx Jihad.

I stashed the homeland security AK near the door (still had the .45), and stepped out into the garage. It seems he was merely "lost" and on his way to go jihad on some infidel termites.

Situation defused and I didn't even have to draw down.

Posted: 9/28/2005 7:37:23 AM EDT

[#1]

Posted: 9/28/2005 7:38:45 AM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:

I see your

and raise you

Posted: 9/28/2005 7:39:56 AM EDT

[#3]

They were testing your reaction time.

Posted: 9/28/2005 7:40:55 AM EDT

[#4]

Posted: 9/28/2005 7:41:58 AM EDT

[#5]

Support diversity

Posted: 9/28/2005 7:42:16 AM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
They were testing your reaction time.

Yeah it was only a drill. The real terrorist trucks say Dirka Dirka Terminx Islamic Jihad.

Posted: 9/28/2005 7:51:01 AM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
Situation defused and I didn't even have to draw down.

I think his screen name says it all.

CWO

Posted: 9/28/2005 7:53:12 AM EDT

[#8]

Was it your roommate?

Posted: 9/28/2005 7:54:08 AM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Situation defused and I didn't even have to draw down.

I think his screen name says it all.

CWO

I was betting he did draw down, but reholstered so fast the drawdown went entirely unobserved.

Posted: 9/28/2005 7:59:53 AM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
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Wolf hollowpoints, because they hurt more.
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Excellent!

Posted: 9/28/2005 8:00:25 AM EDT

[#11]

<---Has more brains than most islamic jihads

Posted: 9/28/2005 8:02:07 AM EDT

[#12]

I keep seeing this black van outside my apartment.
It has this on the side:

Flowers
By
Irene

but I never see them deliver flowers. I just see guys in suits and sunglasses with MP-5's get out every once and a while to pee.

Occationally a different van is parked there

Big
Adam's
Termite
Finders

Same people, but with M-16's

I should go say hi.

Posted: 9/28/2005 8:04:37 AM EDT

[#13]

there is a reason why he is crazy, you need some Zyprexa for your bipolar

Posted: 9/28/2005 8:06:23 AM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
I keep seeing this black van outside my apartment.
It has this on the side:

Flowers
By
Irene

but I never see them deliver flowers. I just see guys in suits and sunglasses with MP-5's get out every once and a while to pee.

Occationally a different van is parked there

Big
Adam's
Termite
Finders

Same people, but with M-16's

I should go say hi.

Make sure your snipers have you covered if you do, or call in an ~~airsoft~~ airstrike.

Posted: 9/28/2005 8:08:25 AM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
Quoted:
I keep seeing this black van outside my apartment.
It has this on the side:

Flowers
By
Irene

but I never see them deliver flowers. I just see guys in suits and sunglasses with MP-5's get out every once and a while to pee.

Occationally a different van is parked there

Big
Adam's
Termite
Finders

Same people, but with M-16's

I should go say hi.

Make sure your snipers have you covered if you do, or call in an airstrike.

I think we should all take a moment and go check our neighborhood garage-to-garage tunnel systems.

Posted: 9/28/2005 8:08:30 AM EDT

[#16]

Do you have a "NO SOLICITING" sign on your door???

Posted: 9/28/2005 8:09:34 AM EDT

[#17]

heh - I had a smiliar run on - its must be a wide spread terriost cell activation

Posted: 9/28/2005 8:18:13 AM EDT

[#18]

Group buy on a Hero Rifle for this guy?

Posted: 9/28/2005 8:23:01 AM EDT

[#19]

"Durka durka, mohammed jihad!!! DURKA DURKA MOHAMMED JIHAD!!!!"

When you talked to him did he say:

"Hi, I'm a terrorist. Do you know of any terrorist acts coming up?"

Posted: 9/28/2005 8:29:51 AM EDT

[#20]

No he gave some excuse like "wrong Maple Road*, there are two of them I guess, I'm just looking at my map." in his thick accent.

New England accent, we all know that New England is a hotbed of liberalterrorism. Perhaps he was on a special mission sent by Ted Kennedy?

Nothing to see here, move along

*not the name, nor GPS coordinates of my house

Posted: 9/28/2005 8:42:17 AM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
I keep seeing this black van outside my apartment.
It has this on the side:

Flowers
By
Irene

but I never see them deliver flowers. I just see guys in suits and sunglasses with MP-5's get out every once and a while to pee.

Occationally a different van is parked there

Big
Adam's
Termite
Finders

Same people, but with M-16's

I should go say hi.

Make sure your snipers have you covered if you do, or call in an airstrike.

I think we should all take a moment and go check our neighborhood garage-to-garage tunnel systems.

Big +1 on that

By the way, don't forget the satellites pass over in the NC area between 1335 and 1410 hrs Zulu EST so if you have to go out, don't look up ! YMMV where you live !

Posted: 9/28/2005 8:48:24 AM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
Big +1 on that

By the way, don't forget the satellites pass over in the NC area between 1335 and 1410 hrs Zulu EST so if you have to go out, don't look up ! YMMV where you live !

+1
+ wear wide brim hat

Posted: 9/28/2005 4:06:52 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
On the side of the truck was some sort of terrorist jibberish, like Dirka Dirka Terminx Jihad.

Oh that's priceless...

Posted: 9/28/2005 4:18:56 PM EDT

[#24]

They're probing your defenses. Prepare for an assault on your flanks.

Posted: 9/28/2005 4:22:21 PM EDT

[#25]

Posted: 9/28/2005 8:04:24 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
They're probing your defenses. Prepare for an assault on your flanks.

Prepare to defend yourselves!

Posted: 9/28/2005 8:14:38 PM EDT

[#27]

Did he try to wash your car and/or speak in ebonics?

Posted: 9/28/2005 8:17:26 PM EDT

[#28]

Watch out for that roadside IUD.

Posted: 9/28/2005 8:23:16 PM EDT

[#29]

Probably the ChemLawn guy...

Posted: 9/28/2005 8:30:50 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
On the side of the truck was some sort of terrorist jibberish, like Dirka Dirka Terminx Jihad.

Posted: 9/28/2005 8:34:50 PM EDT

[#31]

Later this afternoon a blue minivan came up, driven by a wizard.

Wizard, magician, electrician, something like that.

I live a mile from a paved road and see perhaps 1 stray car a month, so a chemical warfare trailer and an electrician is a big day.

I put a new grip on my AK tonight just incase tomorrow the chem warfare Terminxer comes back.

Posted: 9/28/2005 9:14:02 PM EDT

[#32]

Let me guess, it is like my weekly encounter, the guy accross the street from my house is getting his lawn mowed

Seriously I am just kidding

Posted: 9/29/2005 5:10:29 AM EDT

[#33]

Booooo!

Posted: 9/29/2005 5:42:41 AM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
Watch out for that roadside IUD.

I think you meant IED, Improvised Explosive Device. IUD stands for IntraUterine Device.

Posted: 9/29/2005 6:38:19 AM EDT

[#35]

I think you mean

Quoted:
Let me guess, it is like my weekly encounter, the guy accross the street from my house is "getting his lawn mowed" Seriously I am just kidding

Posted: 9/29/2005 10:06:44 AM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Watch out for that roadside IUD.

I think you meant IED, Improvised Explosive Device. IUD stands for IntraUterine Device.

I know. That's the joke.

Posted: 9/29/2005 1:44:05 PM EDT

[#37]

Ok today I was about 200 yds behind the house, down near the woods, shooting some 185 grn Remington Core-Lokt 8x57 reloads in my Mauser.

I pull out the earplug, and hear the aforementioned GSD barking, trying to get my attention.

I look up at the house and a white Chevy pickup is parked very close to the garage.

So I turn and start walking back to the house, but the guy leaves.

Either
1) he didn't see me because my MARPAT boonie blended in with the background so well

2) he was at a strange house with a "Nazi poe-lice dawg" going crazy and a guy walking towards him with a rifle.

Like I said, I usually see one stray car a month, not three in two days.

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