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Posted: 7/23/2001 12:29:01 PM EDT
THE PERFECT MAN

The perfect man is gentle
Never cruel or mean
He has a beautiful smile
And keeps his face so clean.

The perfect man likes children
And will raise them by your side
He will be a good father
As well as a good husband to his bride.

The perfect man loves cooking
Cleaning and vacuuming too
He'll do anything in his power
To convey his feelings of love on you.

The perfect man is sweet
Writing poetry from your name
He's a best friend to your mother
And kisses away your pain.

He never has made you cry
Or hurt you In any way
Oh, fuck this stupid poem
The perfect man is gay.

Link Posted: 7/23/2001 12:41:06 PM EDT
[#1]
That would preclude the "good husband and father" requirements, wouldn't it?
Link Posted: 7/23/2001 12:44:25 PM EDT
[#2]
Psalm 37:37 - Mark the perfect man.....


My first name is - you guessed it - "Mark"

[:D]

Link Posted: 7/23/2001 12:47:24 PM EDT
[#3]
LAMO!!.....[:D][:D]

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