Here's another good one;
A man gets to his plane seat and is surprised to find a parrot
strapped into the seat next to him. Once in the air, the stewardess comes
around and the man asks her for a coffee, whereupon the parrot squawks,
Bring me a whiskey, bitch."
The stewardess, somewhat flustered, brings a whiskey to the
parrot,but forgets the coffee. When the man points this out to her, the parrot
immediately drains its glass and yells, "Get me another whiskey, bitch."
Quite upset, the stewardess returns shortly with a whiskey for the
parrot, but still no coffee. Unaccustomed to such slackness, the man
decides to try the parrot's approach. "I've asked you twice for a coffee,
bitch, now go and get it for me."
In a couple of seconds, two burly stewards arrive, grab both the
man and the parrot, take them to the emergency exit and toss them both out of
the airplane.
As they're falling toward the ground, the parrot turns to the man
and says, "You know, for someone who can't fly, you're kind of a mouthy bastard."