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Posted: 9/27/2005 6:06:28 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/27/2005 6:07:06 PM EDT
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That WASN'T apple juice.
 Only 12???? Good thing you swallowed the other 1000. Seriously, I thought you were going to say someone gave you a Cleveland Steamer.  Nah, the little green and black things will only help keep you well. However, you should really stop drinking those hookers urine samples for their Probation Officers. |
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Posted: 9/27/2005 6:07:55 PM EDT
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Once I made coffee and put in the whipping cream (I like the real stuff, not half-and-half) without smelling it first. I noticed that the coffee tasted a little odd, but I just drank it. Soon after I smelled the cream, and it smelled rather bad. I was fine though.
I doubt it will hurt you. I've heard that moldy bread won't really hurt you, and the stuff in your juice is probably similar. |
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Posted: 9/27/2005 6:08:42 PM EDT
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... Au contraire', you just administered enough penicillin to cure what ails you! |
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Posted: 9/27/2005 6:08:48 PM EDT
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This wouldn't be a problem if you just put alcohol in every liquid when you buy it.
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Posted: 9/27/2005 6:10:45 PM EDT
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Thought you were going to say you drank the 24 hour urine sample you left in the fridge pendiing a visit to the doc.
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Posted: 9/27/2005 6:14:25 PM EDT
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That's fucking gross.
Good job! 
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Posted: 9/27/2005 6:15:20 PM EDT
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Please...I meen PLEASE let us know how you are doing on thursday (you might want to leave a note for someone to post for you just in case).
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Posted: 9/27/2005 6:19:05 PM EDT
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I thought you were going to post you shat on you pants again....
.... and were off to a meeting! |
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Posted: 9/27/2005 6:23:03 PM EDT
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One time I made a salad in a bowl and put ranch dressing on it. As I was getting done some of the ranch dressing seemed a bit thicker. Come to find out, that dish hadn't been washed, but just put in the cabinet and I was actually eating three week old mayo. I didn't really notice cause the bowl was white.
I could still probably puke over that if I think about it hard enough. |
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Posted: 9/27/2005 6:29:56 PM EDT
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The closest thing that's happened to me is once I ate a fry that tasted like garbage smells. Oddly, it didn't smell at all. It took an entire burger to get the taste out of my mouth.
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Posted: 9/27/2005 6:36:53 PM EDT
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Interesting story, but horribly false. Mayo does not go bad in the fridge. I have Mayo that is 8 months old in the fridge and still as good as the day I bought it. |
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Posted: 9/27/2005 6:38:04 PM EDT
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Get sick? Hell no. You gonna DIE!
just kidding |
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Posted: 9/27/2005 6:39:43 PM EDT
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It's ok if you can't read.  The dish was what had the mayo in it and it wasn't in the fridge. And although it didn't taste terrible, I still couldn't eat for an entire day due the the thought.
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Posted: 9/27/2005 6:42:37 PM EDT
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OOps, I can't read. sory.
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Posted: 9/27/2005 7:08:39 PM EDT
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I once ate very moldy soybeans, with a little ketchup. Oh, and I have sometimes had moldy cheese.
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Posted: 9/27/2005 7:13:19 PM EDT
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it was the morining after a long drive out of town. i went to my car to get something and while i was there i took a big ol' swig from a bottle of half-drank Pepsi from the day before. Only it wasn't Pepsi, it was the bottle i had been spitting tobacco in for the whole drive. Two big swallows before i realized it. i wished i would have puked, but didn't. That will never happen again.--i haven't spit my tobacco juice in years.
BTW. i'm down from a can/2 days to one/week. |
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Posted: 9/27/2005 7:14:17 PM EDT
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I ate a whole bowl of bugs fucking.
I think it was called yogurt. |
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Posted: 9/27/2005 7:14:38 PM EDT
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That's why I only drink fermented beverages.
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Posted: 9/27/2005 7:20:08 PM EDT
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Looks like someone might have pulled one on ya.  
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Posted: 9/27/2005 7:20:28 PM EDT
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W_W is right. You're probably not going to get sick, unless you're allergic to penicillin. (Like me, yea.
 )Otherwise, it's just nasty. Ew. 
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Posted: 9/27/2005 7:23:19 PM EDT
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If you die, may we come over and clean up the evidence? We don't want anyone to know you were into guns?
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Posted: 9/27/2005 7:23:53 PM EDT
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Brain eating insect eggs grow in apple juice.
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Posted: 9/27/2005 7:26:08 PM EDT
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I got some soured lumpy chocolate milk from a convenience store one time. I took a long swig from it while doing 70 on the interstate. Several people saw me puke that day.
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Posted: 9/27/2005 7:29:51 PM EDT
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 Don't know if you'll get sick, but that is funny and nasty at the same time .
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Posted: 9/27/2005 7:30:37 PM EDT
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Bad news is that your probably gonna die from salmonella, Good news is that you will die Gonorrhea free.
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Posted: 9/27/2005 7:31:24 PM EDT
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Nah, It's just homemade penicillin.
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Posted: 9/27/2005 7:33:55 PM EDT
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Trust me, I managed to get bad mayo on a fridge. It might of take me a couple of years, but it was definately bad. |
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Posted: 9/27/2005 7:34:49 PM EDT
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I guess it's not as bad as what happened to my father in law. He went to his little brother's house to help him unplug the toilet - seems the kids flushed something down it. Carl, his brother, managed to get the stool off and get ahold of something down the pipe with a coathanger. He gave it a yank, and out flew a little plastic teacup full of shit. The shit flew right into my father in law's mouth as he was talking.
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Posted: 9/27/2005 7:42:19 PM EDT
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I was heading down the freeway and this chick in the passenger seat of a car flashed me her titties as we were driving along.
WOW I thought to myself as I reached down for my 1/2 liter bottle of Mt Dew, took the cap off and took a big drink only to realize it was my ashtray bottle instead ( I NEVER throw cigs out the window ). Didn't puke but damn it took all day to get that taste outa my mouth. |
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Posted: 9/27/2005 8:37:13 PM EDT
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Disclaimer: I have almost no sense of smell, and thus a slightly diminished sense of taste.
I was over at my brother's house after a day of shooting, and I grabbed an almost full bottle of Nesquick from the fridge and chugged it. I thought, "Geeze, he needs to turn his fridge down, this stuff is 1/2 frozen." Then it hit me, if it was frozen, it would have been crunchy with ice crystals. It was actually chunky/slimy going down. Then I noticed a bit of a tang to it. Finally putting the pieces together, I checked the date... Four months 13 days after the "Best if used by" date. Ant it wasn'tlike it might still be ok because it wasn't opened, it had been. I couldn't get the though of what I had drank out of my head all day. Fortunaltely, I could hardly taste how gross it really was. HE cringed at the smell when I brought it to him. |
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